Comments on: You'll Poke Somebody's Eye Out!

You'll Poke Somebody's Eye Out!

LarryC — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 18:40:07 -0800

Bullet Bras: "Sagging breasts, caused by the effects of age and breaks in the mammary fold due to ill-fitted, underwire brassieres have nearly flattened women's shapes over time. Enhance your profile and enjoy comfort with one of our specially designed bras." With a helpful guide to distinguish bullet bras from cone bras. [Taken from, of all places, Fatwallet.]

By: TheGoldenOne

TheGoldenOne — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 18:43:18 -0800

Yeeeah.... that just doesn't look right. It's doesn't look right at all.

By: LiliaNic

LiliaNic — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 18:53:46 -0800

Madonna called. She wants her look back.

By: lobstah

lobstah — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 18:58:41 -0800

You could poke your eye out with that thing ! on preview, what LilliaNic said too!

By: ThePinkSuperhero

ThePinkSuperhero — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 19:09:40 -0800

I went to a community theatre production of Chicago once, where all the jail girls come out in lingerie. Everyone was in black normal stuff, except this one larger girl a beige vintage cone bra. It was *frightening*. Just say no to vintage lingerie.

By: DonnieSticks

DonnieSticks — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 19:17:11 -0800

If these become all the rage, I won't be able to use "pouty" when describing a gal in the room. That said, I like the pointed look better than the popular squooshed together look.

By: bingo

bingo — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 19:30:31 -0800

Very unattractive.

By: carmen

carmen — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 19:46:12 -0800

With a helpful guide to distinguish bullet bras from cone bras. For the life of me, I can't see the difference.

By: Bdave

Bdave — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 20:07:42 -0800

I like them. Sorry I couldn't raise the standard of this post. I'm really a nice guy. Really.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 21:32:28 -0800

The lady doth protrude too much, methinks.

By: growabrain

growabrain — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 21:37:59 -0800

All those in favor of the bullet bras, raise your one hand

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 22:15:44 -0800

...you mean like this?

By: GlitterBum

GlitterBum — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 23:59:20 -0800

I LOVE my Bullet Bras (bought two from this website a year ago).

They don't look so pokey in real life.

I think they're designed for hot climates, being that they're made in India and really have a nice cooling lift underneath where big boobies get sweaty in the summer (yuck, I know). Plus the packages come with photos of gorgeous sexy Indian girls.

By: cmyk

cmyk — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 01:16:48 -0800

How well do they work? Comfort, fit? I'm a bit curious about how one would stuff a generally round breast into something built along the same lines as a paper cup dispensed from a water cooler.

By: pwedza

pwedza — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 03:08:43 -0800

C'mon. This looks like a great contraption. The sweater girls rock and "better projection" is a good thing.

By: sciurus

sciurus — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 03:59:49 -0800

By: Enron Hubbard

Enron Hubbard — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 04:06:38 -0800

I don't know which is more disturbing - the fact that these might come back or that sciurus knows where that album cover picture resides.

By: sciurus

sciurus — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 04:50:36 -0800

I believe someone posted it as an inline image in a thread here once. Bullet bras bring back fond memories of all the crummy '50s scifi I used to watch and if GlitterBum and others enjoy them, then more power to them. I prefer braless myself.

By: 1016

1016 — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 06:50:46 -0800

Omigod, sciurus! I am a huge Jonah Jones fan, and that's no lie! Enron Hubbard, those LPs reside in my house. I have "Jumpin' With Jonah" on CD (most of his stuff isn't avialable on CD) here in the office (no girls on the cover) but check out his "Swingin' at the Cinema" cover: http://www.317x.com/albums/j/jonahjones/enlargement.html And, "Swingin' on Broadway": http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/J/jones_swingin.html Jonah was a first-rate second-shelf trumpeter...and a very appealing vocalist, too. Way underappreciated.

By: Igor XA

Igor XA — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 07:57:33 -0800

jonah jones rocks. i think i first heard him on the ultralounge tiki sampler, with the track "i dig chicks." good stuff.

By: Igor XA

Igor XA — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 07:59:07 -0800

1016, perhaps you should make a jonah jones post?

By: kcds

kcds — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 08:16:01 -0800

To call me a "breast man" would be, in the immortal words of Russ Meyer, "half right" and yet (or perhaps "and so") the cone/bullet bra is one fashion trend I never did understand. You take something that's naturally soft, and rounded and ...a and ... excuse me ... deep breath ... OK, that's better .. and you make it pointy? And sharp? And likely to cause injury? I don't get it. Oh, and for the record, augmentative surgery, and - horrors! - reduction surgery - an abomination. How long, then, will it be before some bozo invents cone-shaped implants, so a woman can look like this when braless? The mind boggles.

By: agregoli

agregoli — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 08:50:59 -0800

Breast reduction surgery is in no way an abomination - many, many women get it to preserve their posture, as large breast can cause debilitating back problems. I have a close friend who recently did just this, and is thrilled with the results.

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 09:03:12 -0800

Bullet bras bring back fond memories of all the crummy '50s scifi I used to watch... Maime Van Doren is dancin' around in my head right now. Wiggle and jiggle and wriggle and rock! Wiggle and jiggle and wriggle and rock!

By: sciurus

sciurus — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 09:32:35 -0800

Sweet Jesus, PST.

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 09:33:48 -0800

And thanks to matteo, Klaus Nomi just joined in.

By: Katemonkey

Katemonkey — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 11:06:18 -0800

If you don't have flash installed, how do you get to the catalog? I need one of these! (Of course, they probably won't come in my size, but that might be a good thing...)

By: GlitterBum

GlitterBum — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 11:09:29 -0800

You take something that's naturally soft, and rounded and ...a and ... excuse me ... deep breath ... OK, that's better .. and you make it pointy? And sharp? And likely to cause injury?

Pointy, sharp, and likely to cause injury? Ummm, you're talking about UNDERWIRE bras which on a good day leave red lines under the boobies, on a bad day have escaped from the bra and stabbled my armpit (cup size too small) and given me blisters (cup size too big). Once the wire escaped in the middle and poked out from the middle of my sweater during dinner (embarassing, not dangerous). I think that meets those three qualifications.

By: Igor XA

Igor XA — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 11:24:12 -0800

so don't wear underwire?

By: agregoli

agregoli — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 11:28:23 -0800

Underwires are often necessary for larger chested women - it adds support.

By: Igor XA

Igor XA — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 11:36:12 -0800

surely there must be an alternative. but i'm at work, so i can't really go googling.

By: agregoli

agregoli — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 11:46:21 -0800

I've never come across a good one, but search away.

By: semmi

semmi — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 21:11:33 -0800

What is it about breasts that turns one into a ogling idiot? In my twenties I used to talk with lots of hand gesturing just so I could "accidentally" bump into any stranger's breasts, like I did once of the Dean of my university with complete straight face.

By: Dome-O-Rama

Dome-O-Rama — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 23:39:29 -0800

Yah, I had a friend just back in December who had hers taken from a 56FF to a 42C. She was in so much pain all the time from her ribs seperating, muscle spasam just from holding them up. She chouldn't even raise her arms over her head or lift anything due to the forward stress put on her ribs. Her spine was curving, she couldn't stand up long because of gravity hunching her over and strainign her lower back and pressing on her ribs... her ribs had to get signifigant muscular reconstructive surgery as well to She is the happiest girl on earth. she can wear thigns she never could before. She can now excercise and stand in lines. Men always think it's a sin, the booby minded selfish freaks they are, but women know differntly. These jugs get in the way when we carry stuff, sleep... just pretty much all the time. I'd kill to be flat chested sometimes. If men had ball the size of grapfruits they'd be thinking of decreasing them too, it'd be hard to walk, sit, sleep, wear shorts... and the pull on you groin muscles, oh yeah, you'd so get them reduced it if was out there.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Tue, 08 Feb 2005 14:19:05 -0800

... so I could "accidentally" bump into any stranger's breasts, like I did once of the Dean of my university with complete straight face. If she were wearing a bullet bra, you would've poked both your eyes out.