Mario sex scoop.

February 14, 2005 5:36 PM

Mario sex scoop. (NSFW) Nintendo are the finest games designers the world has ever produced. Their Mario character is an icon, possibly more photographed than Princess Diana. It was inevitable that his sordid playboy lifestyle would leak to the baying dogs of the tabloid press. via b3ta.
posted by mule (28 comments total)

Mario sex scoop.

Snipurl urls are recycled - so this link will be broken in the archive in ~6 weeks. Don't use them here, eh?
posted by metaculpa at 5:39 PM on February 14, 2005

Heh.
posted by delmoi at 5:42 PM on February 14, 2005

that's so cute
posted by amberglow at 5:43 PM on February 14, 2005

Ha!
posted by eyeballkid at 5:47 PM on February 14, 2005

he's been cuckolded :(
posted by greasy_skillet at 5:48 PM on February 14, 2005

this is the best flash thing I've seen in a long time... oh man. haha
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 5:58 PM on February 14, 2005

That was pretty damn good !
posted by lobstah at 6:02 PM on February 14, 2005

Marvellous
posted by Pretty_Generic at 6:04 PM on February 14, 2005

funny? yes.
needs a large (NSFW) tag? definitely.

Glad I saw it, though. Just hope no one else did.
posted by pkingdesign at 6:05 PM on February 14, 2005

Don't use url proxies in FPPs.
posted by b1tr0t at 6:06 PM on February 14, 2005

incredibly retarded
posted by inksyndicate at 6:10 PM on February 14, 2005

See, here's the thing I'm wondering about...

...since this is obviously a short from Newgrounds, where users submit Flash content, why not link to the page that it's actually on, instead of just the .swf file? This way, the author can see the vistor count, read comments from others, and the file will display in the window size it was intended?
posted by ShawnStruck at 6:17 PM on February 14, 2005

Pretty stupid.
posted by xmutex at 7:26 PM on February 14, 2005

Creepy...
posted by deafmute at 7:44 PM on February 14, 2005

That... that sure does contain Mario getting a blowjob.

I dunno, I'm not exactly high-brow, I think this picture is hillarious, but I guess it just takes more than a cartoon orgasm to make me laugh. Maybe this makes me a bad person?
posted by Simon! at 7:50 PM on February 14, 2005

My apologies for the Snipurl, I didn't realise they die, I thought it was a permanent archive ala tinyurl. Having said that here's the link to the actual flash file, and to satisfy ShawnStruck the link to Newsgrounds
posted by mule at 7:55 PM on February 14, 2005

My childhood lies in ruins.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 8:21 PM on February 14, 2005

I think someone wasted an awful lot of time and I just wasted the time it took to watch it.
posted by fenriq at 10:05 PM on February 14, 2005

horrible. :(
posted by Lizc at 10:27 PM on February 14, 2005

Why do people even bother to use shortened URL's when linking to other websites FROM A WEBSITE? IT MAKE-A NO SENSE!!!
posted by Josh Zhixel at 2:19 AM on February 15, 2005

That was dumb. I laughed anyway.
posted by ruddhist at 4:42 AM on February 15, 2005

i wonder if people get grmpier the later they stay up online...
posted by es_de_bah at 5:42 AM on February 15, 2005

My childhood is pwned.

Or something.
posted by andreaazure at 6:20 AM on February 15, 2005

The only redeeming joke was the sound effect they used for mario's spunk.
posted by anthill at 8:55 AM on February 15, 2005

NSFW? Jesus Christ, where do you work?
posted by catchmurray at 11:02 AM on February 15, 2005

Hilarious.
posted by grouse at 2:34 PM on February 15, 2005

Mario Twins
posted by Niahmas at 10:07 AM on February 16, 2005

NSFW? Jesus Christ, where do you work?

You seem to have answered your own question there.

I'm sorry, it's Snark Week over on Diss Coverage Channel, couldn't help it
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 1:29 PM on February 17, 2005