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	<title>Comments on: Paris;</title>
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	<description>Comments on MetaFilter post Paris;</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:37:44 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>Paris;</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href="http://pad.au.com/~ms/Somebody%20got%20hizacked.htm"&gt;Paris Hilton&apos;s sidekick hacked -&lt;/a&gt; (NSFW) photos that were on it and her entire address book. complete with topless photos and email address!</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:33:33 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mgkaelen</dc:creator>		<category>brokenlink</category>		<category>parishilton</category>		<category>nsfw</category>		<category>sidekick</category>
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		<title>By: twiggy</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859221</link>	
		<description>.... awaits the flamewar hilarity that&apos;s about to ensue...  until the deletarity ensues... /fark.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:37:44 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>twiggy</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: aburd</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859222</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.warrenellis.com/index.php?p=363&quot;&gt;Warren Ellis made a seemingly good point about all of this.&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:38:06 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: jonmc</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859228</link>	
		<description>Paris Hilton is evil &lt;i&gt;and&lt;/i&gt; stupidity incarnate, which is no mean feat.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:39:12 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonmc</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ParisParamus</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859237</link>	
		<description>The topless ones are sideways.  Sideways!  Jip-off!</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:43:15 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ParisParamus</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Mercaptan</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859239</link>	
		<description>Wow, it&apos;s so nice to know that a group of people (and I mostly mean the people in her address book) who have only the faintest hint of privacy to begin with have had it further torn away.

See, what this really means is that MeFi needs a third page.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:44:42 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mercaptan</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mathowie</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859242</link>	
		<description>I saw those earlier today and considered posting them along with the address book here, but then I realized that I really dislike this cult of celebrity, especially when folks like Paris Hilton don&apos;t actually do anything creative. At least Britney Spears can sing.

That said, there&apos;s something odd about the photos leaked and I wonder if this is another fake publicity stunt. The topless photos are way too fake looking for a cheap tiny phonecam. They look like pictures of a magazine page or something, or real images compressed to look like phonecam images. Whatever it is, I&apos;m not buying half of the photos on that page.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:46:21 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mathowie</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mischief</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859244</link>	
		<description>What&apos;s a sidekick?</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:47:34 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mischief</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mgkaelen</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859247</link>	
		<description>^^ sorry, should have clarified. a sidekick is a pda/cell phone. i believe paris&apos; is encrusted with diamonds. a picture:
&lt;img src=&quot;http://junk.metafilter.com/sidekick.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:49:44 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mgkaelen</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mathowie</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859249</link>	
		<description>Ha! From &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sunroad.pe.kr/paris/notes.html&quot;&gt;the notes page&lt;/a&gt;:

&lt;em&gt;Pauly shore 3104907367&lt;/em&gt;

Dude&apos;s going to get more calls this week than he has in fifteen years and he&apos;s going to wake up tomorrow thinking his career is waking back up. Poor Pauly.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:51:15 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mathowie</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: yhbc</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859255</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;another fake publicity stunt&lt;/em&gt;

The only way to be sure is to look for dong_resin&apos;s address in the book. I heard he was planning a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0446694304/qid=1108965382/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-4251066-1560766?v=glance&amp;s=books&quot;&gt;sequel&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:54:00 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yhbc</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Robot Johnny</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859256</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;black eye pees&lt;/em&gt;

I love you, Paris Hilton.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:55:02 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robot Johnny</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Robot Johnny</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859259</link>	
		<description>Also, this priceless to-do list:

&lt;em&gt;Call maroon 5
Get birth control kill pill&lt;/em&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:56:06 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robot Johnny</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: bandersnatch</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859263</link>	
		<description>mathowie,

BWAHAHAHAHAAH.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:57:31 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: ParisParamus</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859264</link>	
		<description>Mercaptan: third page?</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:57:45 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ParisParamus</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: still</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859266</link>	
		<description>I&apos;m wondering why she has Stephen King in her contact list.  Or why I&apos;ve spent this much time looking through it.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:58:11 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: AlexReynolds</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859269</link>	
		<description>This thread is a wonderful, subliminal advertisement for the Sidekick. &quot;Social engineering,&quot; indeed.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:59:09 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: jonmc</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859275</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;I&apos;m wondering why she has Stephen King in her contact list.&lt;/em&gt;

Maybe she&apos;s the horror in his next novel.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:01:41 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonmc</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: delmoi</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859285</link>	
		<description>matt:  I think those pictures could have been taken with a phone camera, but they did have pretty good lighting.  They definetly have a &apos;cheap CCD&apos; look to them, which dosn&apos;t apear in high-end digital cameras.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:06:20 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jim Jones</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859286</link>	
		<description>Ellis suggests her password may have been hacked.  I do remember hearing some news lately about T-Mobile&apos;s servers having poor security.   I&apos;m leaning towards the idea of a publicity stunt, though.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:06:45 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Jones</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Vidiot</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859287</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;Maybe she&apos;s the horror in his next novel.&lt;/i&gt;

uh, jonmc, I think you misspelled that.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:07:09 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: ParisParamus</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859290</link>	
		<description>I&apos;m not the &quot;Paris&quot; in the address book.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:08:30 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ParisParamus</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Mercaptan</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859294</link>	
		<description>ParisParamus:  Yeah, all the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thesun.co.uk&quot;&gt;cool media outlets&lt;/a&gt; have a third page.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:09:02 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mercaptan</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: intermod</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859295</link>	
		<description>Could one design a more perfect FPP to follow the HST news?  I&apos;m with &lt;a href=&quot;#859228&quot;&gt;jonmc&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:09:14 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>intermod</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: intermod</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859296</link>	
		<description>Stupid HTML.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:10:03 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: wendell</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859298</link>	
		<description>She is one of the b-and-c-list celebs in TV ads for the Sidekick (which expains the picture with her and Burt Reynolds...)</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:10:18 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: shoepal</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859299</link>	
		<description>Anna Kournikova! Eminem! Fred Dirst!  Seth Green! Man, I wish I were about a decade younger, I would be in heaven with all these numbers.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:10:44 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: ScaryShrink</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859300</link>	
		<description>I&apos;ll be calling Fred Durst now.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:10:51 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ScaryShrink</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: squeak</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859301</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;12:00pm Paris is picked up (1467 N. King Road, West Hollywood, 90069) and
taken to LAX&lt;/em&gt;

guess the paparazzi wont have trouble finding her ...

ROFL*copter* on jonmc&apos;s last comment.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:10:55 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Mercaptan</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859303</link>	
		<description>er, a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.page3.com/index1.shtml&quot;&gt;third page&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:11:07 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mercaptan</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: wendell</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859306</link>	
		<description>Scariest Two-Word Meme of the 21st Century: Paramus Hilton.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:13:24 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wendell</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: bobo123</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859310</link>	
		<description>Mark Cuban&apos;s phone number is in the &quot;notes&quot; section. He wrote a funny blog entry on celebrity cell phones a few months ago that&apos;s sorta related to this situation...

&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogmaverick.com/entry/5966418196452629/&quot;&gt;Mark Cuban: My cellphone&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:15:49 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: drezdn</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859316</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;Call gary shandlin get tape of everything&lt;/i&gt;.

A new tagline?</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:20:15 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: delmoi</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859320</link>	
		<description>Devon Aoki&apos;s phone number.

Hot DAMN!</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:26:16 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>delmoi</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: fenriq</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859322</link>	
		<description>My bullshit meter is strong on this one as well. This smells like someone&apos;s idea of the next great marketing campaign. 

Nice t*ts though.

It is entirely too freakin&apos; creepy that her expression never, ever, ever, ever changes.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:27:08 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: rdr</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859325</link>	
		<description>I have nothing against whores but can someone explain why someone with money would whore themselves for publicity? I can easily understand why people would pay attention to P. Hiton but I just don&apos;t get why Ms. Hilton would be Paris hilton. Am I just dense? The only thing I can see her getting is a short sleazy burst of fame.  I&apos;m trying not to sound judgmental but I just don&apos;t get it.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:27:50 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: DrJohnEvans</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859326</link>	
		<description>Gary Shandlin eats tapes?</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:28:31 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: delmoi</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859327</link>	
		<description>From her &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sunroad.pe.kr/paris/notes.html&quot;&gt;note&apos;s&lt;/a&gt; section.

&lt;i&gt;Ashley margolis 3236467883 producer mary pallon
Peter lopez will black eye pees rob b
Nicky hilton private plane to vegas
Ken baker at us in town party at sagamore on friday. Steve madden shooot. Break in 323 3596970&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;i&gt;And what conversation might that be bitch?
What do you think kristen
Did she learn her lesson?
Welsome back to gamma?
I think gamsy wants a little kiss
Its a gamma tradition
Gamsy is waiting&lt;/i&gt;

Is she actualy human?</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:30:01 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jim Jones</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859329</link>	
		<description>WOW.  I had no idea that jess was trying to bone JT.  I&apos;m intrigued.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:31:06 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: twiggy</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859331</link>	
		<description>I think you&apos;ve gotta be a bit of a conspiracy theorist to think this is a marketing campaign --- who the hell would want to subscribe to something where their privacy is so poorly protected?

A marketing campaign from a competitor?  Seems too liable to get crushed for slander/libel/whatever this would be if it were fabricated.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:31:27 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>twiggy</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: twiggy</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859332</link>	
		<description>(to add to the above - I&apos;m not saying it&apos;s definitely legit - i just think that if it IS fabricated, it&apos;s highly doubtful that it is for the purpose of marketing)</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:32:15 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>twiggy</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: banished</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859335</link>	
		<description>Can anyone confirm that these stars phone numbers are real?  I think it would be cool, I just don&apos;t want to be one of *those people* that actually does the calling.  Related Question... Why do stars know all of the other stars in Hollywood and have each other&apos;s contact information.  It seems like a very creepy club where they are all in on it with each other and pulling weird / crazy stunts like this, competing with each other to get more and more famous / more and more attention.  Or am I nuts?</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:34:58 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Arch Stanton</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859339</link>	
		<description>She has two phone numbers for a gynocologist.  I guess that&apos;s probably a good thing.

Why does she have to do the weird head-tilt thing even on her phone pictures?</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:36:56 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arch Stanton</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Dean Keaton</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859340</link>	
		<description>I tried calling Christina Aguilara, she picked up and I told her to change her number and hung up. This is not good for T-Mobiles PR.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:37:09 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: RavinDave</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859343</link>	
		<description>Paris Hilton is like a Zsa Zsa Gabor for the new generation.  No one quite understands why she&apos;s considered a celebrity.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:39:00 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: AlexReynolds</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859346</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;I think you&apos;ve gotta be a bit of a conspiracy theorist to think this is a marketing campaign --- who the hell would want to subscribe to something where their privacy is so poorly protected?&lt;/i&gt;

This isn&apos;t a security issue with Sidekicks, this was &quot;social engineering&quot; and free advertising.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:42:29 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jim Jones</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859348</link>	
		<description>I didn&apos;t call but I did google one number (shutup, I&apos;m trying to find a hobby); it was the Aguilera number and it&apos;s either a fitness center in Santa Monica or belonged some exec named Jim Evans.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:43:00 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Jones</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: soyjoy</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859351</link>	
		<description>&lt;small&gt;That&apos;s right, young &apos;uns, I remember it like it was today, but it was back in the winter of aught-five that it happened: Paris Hilton&apos;s address book was posted on the Web. 

Things were never - whassat? The whut? Well, the &lt;i&gt;first&lt;/i&gt; time her address book was... &lt;i&gt;one&lt;/i&gt; of the first times... eh, giddouda here, ya punks, you&apos;ll never appreciate it...&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:45:04 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: TheOnlyCoolTim</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859352</link>	
		<description>What&apos;s creepier than how they all know each other is that they all have email at tmail.com.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:45:05 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jim Jones</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859354</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;I think you&apos;ve gotta be a bit of a conspiracy theorist to think this is a marketing campaign ---&lt;/em&gt;

I don&apos;t think so.  Remember people are paid to post stuff to forums like this and to go to bars and play with (e.g.) their Sidekick until they catch someone&apos;s attention.  Then they start extolling the virtues of the product.  Actually, I think it&apos;s a necessary part of being an informed consumer in the 21st century to suspect &lt;strong&gt;everything&lt;/strong&gt; as being viral marketing.

And the naked photos look fake.  Also, why aren&apos;t there any photos where she&apos;s not perfectly groomed?</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:48:21 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Ethereal Bligh</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859356</link>	
		<description>Wow.

Here&apos;s a curious number:

&lt;i&gt;Egplant dike ass: 1-310-279-****&lt;/i&gt;

...found near:

&lt;i&gt;Feed the children: 235-933-98001&lt;/i&gt;

and

&lt;i&gt;Fergie: +1-323-855-****&lt;/i&gt;

And I used to read this guy&apos;s books when I was a kid:

&lt;i&gt;Rich, Richie: 1-469-878-****&lt;/i&gt;

I think this is real.  Partly because there&apos;s a couple of people I know (not well) mentioned in her notes and phone numbers, and they&apos;re not necessarily people that someone would know to include.  It&apos;s hard to believe that it&apos;s real, but I think it is.

Weird glimpse into the life of someone like her, but about what I would have expected.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:50:47 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: delmoi</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859361</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;And the naked photos look fake. Also, why aren&apos;t there any photos where she&apos;s not perfectly groomed?&lt;/i&gt;

There are tons of girls who &lt;i&gt;will not&lt;/i&gt; let you take a picture unless they look perfict.  Paris could be one of &apos;em.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:57:10 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jim Jones</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859362</link>	
		<description>Why the asterisks? The numbers have already been released into the wild.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:57:18 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: diastematic</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859363</link>	
		<description>You know the air has been let out of your celebrity cache, just a little bit, when you&apos;re Christina Aguilera and you&apos;re listed right there next to Rite Aid in someone&apos;s black book.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:59:07 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: drezdn</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859364</link>	
		<description>What EB is trying to say is that he&apos;s really pissed Jess is trying to bone JT.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:59:07 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: delmoi</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859365</link>	
		<description>Just to add, this could &lt;i&gt;easily&lt;/i&gt; be done with social engineering.  I mean, Paris is hardly the brightest bulb in the deck.  If someone got her cellphone number, they could easily get her to flip her password.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:59:43 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: jesourie</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859366</link>	
		<description>If you were famous and part of T-Mobile&apos;s promotions for the Sidekick, thus making it not unreasonable to assume you had an account with T-Mobile, wouldn&apos;t you make your email address a little more difficult to guess than yourname@tmail.com?</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:02:09 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: sugarfish</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859369</link>	
		<description>All the emails at tmail.com are people who also have sidekicks.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:04:19 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: banished</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859371</link>	
		<description>jesourie... that&apos;s just it, no one would eeeeeeever suspect her e-mail was ACTUALLY parishilton@tmail.com</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:05:08 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: naxosaxur</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859374</link>	
		<description>Okay guys i just called Eminem and he was rambling on about dr. dre being a dick and how cristal is ill...and i was all like, &quot;okay Em, i need to get off the phone and make dinner,&quot; but he just kept going on about his new ride and how they wouldn&apos;t give him a free dvd player.  fucking lonely celebrities...</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:06:15 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Ethereal Bligh</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859377</link>	
		<description>I asterisked the numbers just to be sure to keep mefi on the safe side.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:08:12 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: artifarce</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859378</link>	
		<description>Jim Jones&apos; reference to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.securityfocus.com/news/10271&quot;&gt;T-Mobile security issues&lt;/a&gt; was posted on &lt;a href=&quot;http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/01/12/0750227&amp;tid=172&amp;tid=215&amp;tid=158&quot;&gt;slashdot&lt;/a&gt; about a month ago. The article&apos;s good for a read because of implications of bigger security problems involving the US government. 

But yes, the article also implies that the pictures are real:

&lt;i&gt;The swiped images [of various celebs, including Hilton] are not mentioned in court records, but a source close to the defense...says Jacobsen amused himself and others by obtaining the passwords of Sidekick-toting celebrities from the hacked database, then entering their T-Mobile accounts and downloading photos they&apos;d taken with the wireless communicator&apos;s built-in camera. &lt;/i&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:08:15 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: fenriq</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859379</link>	
		<description>See, the problem is I wanted Hunter Thompson&apos;s cellphone to get hacked and Paris Hilton to kill herself. Damn it all!</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:08:54 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jim Jones</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859384</link>	
		<description>Thanks &lt;strong&gt;artifarce&lt;/strong&gt;.  I&apos;d only vaguely heard something or the other in passing.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:13:33 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: delmoi</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859388</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt; See, the problem is I wanted Hunter Thompson&apos;s cellphone to get hacked and Paris Hilton to kill herself. Damn it all!&lt;/i&gt;

LOL.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:18:42 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: weretable and the undead chairs</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859391</link>	
		<description>Paris looks like a Tolkien elf in poor health.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:21:41 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: VulcanMike</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859393</link>	
		<description>I&apos;ll vote for this hurting T-Mobile, big time.  We&apos;re so paranoid in general about people having access to our infomration -- who in the hell will feel comfortable putitng thier personal information on a Sidekick after seeing how simply a celebrity&apos;s was obtained online and posted?  

Would I trust a remote server with my pictures as I took them?  With private numbers and notes?  Heck no, now.  (And no, this isn&apos;t the equivalent of e-mail getting hacked -- it&apos;s more like your PDA, camera, and personal notebook getting hacked, all on one swoop.)

Convergence burns.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:23:23 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: VulcanMike</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859396</link>	
		<description>Holy spellcheck disastr ^^^</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:24:11 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>VulcanMike</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Samizdata</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859398</link>	
		<description>Well, ummm, let&apos;s just say I know way too much about THAT company&apos;s internal tools.  Of course, not from personal experience and certainly not because I do/will/have worked for them...

Let&apos;s just say a visit with a chainsaw might shape the IT department up.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:25:30 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samizdata</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mwhybark</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859400</link>	
		<description>I just called Garry to break the news about HST. He&apos;s just shattered.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:26:44 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: socratic</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859409</link>	
		<description>I am both amazed, disgusted, AND amused that this thread hasn&apos;t already been nipped and killed (much like Paris Hilton&apos;s former nose), but, given Matt&apos;s participation in it, I guess it falls into the &quot;giving those wastrel fucks their due&quot; category.

If I&apos;m ever a celebrity, I&apos;ll come here and post my cellphone number.

But I won&apos;t post pictures of my boobs.  Sorry.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:32:04 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: socratic</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859413</link>	
		<description>Oh, and, damnit, I&apos;m such a moron... I thought HST=Hubble Space Telescope.  *sigh*  I thought to myself &quot;what? did they deorbit already?!&quot; then I wondered why Garry Shandling would care.  I really should sleep now.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:35:01 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: sophist</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859414</link>	
		<description>its a pretty bad advertisement for a sidekick, unless you WANT all your personal information published on the internet.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:36:21 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: VulcanMike</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859416</link>	
		<description>I find it amusing that most of the discussion is about the hack itself, and the phone book.  Nobody&apos;s even phased that there were pictures of her topless and making out with another girl.  Oh media overexposure, how you fascinate me.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:42:10 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>VulcanMike</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: drezdn</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859421</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/index.cgi?okay=get_topic&amp;topic_id=1628621&amp;page=39&quot;&gt;MP3&apos;s&lt;/a&gt;, you may have to scroll down a little.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 00:29:48 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: delmoi</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859422</link>	
		<description>I wish the hackers had spent more time spying on her, and gotten some of her emails.

Oh, how horrible I sound.  Isn&apos;t it odd that &lt;i&gt;no one&lt;/i&gt; seems to be bothered by this?  What is it about paris that makes people dislike her so much?</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 00:34:30 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>delmoi</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: delmoi</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859429</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.paris-hacked.com/nickcarter.mp3&quot;&gt;http://www.paris-hacked.com/nickcarter.mp3&lt;/a&gt;

Brilliant.

Here are the rest of the links

&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.paris-hacked.com/nickcarter.mp3&quot;&gt;http://www.paris-hacked.com/nickcarter.mp3&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.paris-hacked.com/alexis.mp3&quot;&gt;http://www.paris-hacked.com/alexis.mp3&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.paris-hacked.com/sam.mp3&quot;&gt;http://www.paris-hacked.com/sam.mp3&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.paris-hacked.com/sam2.mp3&quot;&gt;http://www.paris-hacked.com/sam2.mp3&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.paris-hacked.com/taylor.mp3&quot;&gt;http://www.paris-hacked.com/taylor.mp3&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.paris-hacked.com/zoe.mp3&quot;&gt;http://www.paris-hacked.com/zoe.mp3&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.paris-hacked.com/masha.mp3&quot;&gt;http://www.paris-hacked.com/masha.mp3&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 00:42:16 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: drezdn</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859431</link>	
		<description>Delmoi, too me Paris is the worst in manufactored celebrity, she is only famous because of her money and connections, there was no talent or hard work on her rise to stardom. My guess is that she just paid a series of publicists to make her famous.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 00:45:17 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: timyang</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859432</link>	
		<description>This is shameful. 

We have about two hundred comments here on Mefi and hardly anyone has spared a thought for the poor ordinary people who are neither public figures nor have done anything wrong, but now have their private contacts open to everyone to take advantage of. 

Even if Paris Hilton deserved this, certainly none of the people who have been exposed in her addressbook have.

I hope that whoever posted the diary has the same thing happen to him! Burn in hell, you mother!</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 00:47:53 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Bugbread</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859434</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;We have about two hundred comments here on Mefi and hardly anyone has spared a thought for the poor ordinary people who are neither public figures nor have done anything wrong, but now have their private contacts open to everyone to take advantage of.&lt;/em&gt;

Perhaps we&apos;ve spared a thought, but not a word?  People aren&apos;t going to be pranking the joe shmoes in Paris&apos;s phonebook nearly as much as the celebrities, but, yeah, I feel a bit sorry for them.  I&apos;m not sure what &quot;taking advantage of a private contact&quot; means, though.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 00:56:40 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: angerbot</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859435</link>	
		<description>These have been all over the web for two days now. Any of the numbers would have been changed and reassigned by now.

The hacker in question has been caught. 
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/02/16/t_mobile_hacker_guilty/&quot;&gt;http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/02/16/t_mobile_hacker_guilty/&lt;/a&gt;

It should also be noted that among the people from SA and Genmay who made prank calls, many recieved callbacks from the FBI. This is a little more important than the contact list of a vapid slut, as it was not just her compromised (again) but also the accounts of many others. 

&lt;em&gt;Before his arrest last October, Jacobsen used his access to a T-Mobile database to obtain customer passwords and Social Security numbers, and to monitor a US Secret Service cyber crime agent&apos;s email, according to government court filings in the case. Sources say the hacker was also able to download candid photos taken by Sidekick users, including Hollywood celebrities, which were shared within the hacking community.&lt;/em&gt;

Furthermore, Genmay was blamed by the hacker&apos;s group for leaking the information and suffered a convienient DDOS last night. 

I apologize for any repeat information, I&apos;ve been up too long.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 01:01:16 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: sourbrew</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859437</link>	
		<description>If i had been the one who hacked her account i definitely would have built up some serious information on her. Then called paris and been like hey paris its me james we met last saturday at the bar (insert trendy night club) you said you were interested in hanging out. I had a great time talking about (insert banal subject) we should meet. Treat her like a human being instead of some pampered media whore, and then fuck her and sell the tape to further my rise to stardom and eventual anger at having my number revealed because of shoddy tmobile security.....

thats how it worked out in my head anyway.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 01:03:09 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: timyang</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859449</link>	
		<description>Bugbread, maybe I didn&apos;t phrase it right, but my point is that no one deserves this kind of exposure and invasion of privacy for the pleasure of others. Not even celebrities. It&apos;s just wrong to derive pleasure from the misery of others. And I&apos;m sure people have become rather angry and miserable to find out their private phone numbers and email addresses are privy to all.

You can argue that celebrities court exposure of any kind. But I&apos;d like to ask everyone to put yourself in their shoes for a moment -- how would you like it if someone you knew had their addressbook put on the internet with your contact and possibly other intimate details made fun of (and pranked) by millions of people around the world. 

And even if you&apos;re one of the ordinary joe shmoes in the addressbook, it certainly cannot be pleasant to think that your details are equally as exposed irregardless of whether you draw as much attention as the celebs.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 01:37:53 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: gluechunk</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859450</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;The hacker in question has been caught.&lt;/i&gt;

Nick Jacobsen was arrested last year.  Are you saying he&apos;s the one responsible for this current hack?

Some of the paris emails put up have a timestamp of late Saturday evening.  How could they have been &quot;all over the web for two days now&quot;?</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 01:38:02 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Ethereal Bligh</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859452</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;&quot;... certainly none of the people who have been exposed in her addressbook have.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;

Well, the Joe Schmoes aren&apos;t going to get phone calls, I bet.  The person I (sort of) know is a high-profile wealthy person, but I bet he doesn&apos;t get any phone calls.  If I ever find out if he did, I&apos;ll report back here.  But I bet he won&apos;t.

So it&apos;s the other celebrities that are vulnerable.  But, being celebrities, it&apos;s hard to believe that they won&apos;t have very little trouble getting their phone numbers changed.  This will cause some trouble for them in terms of people they &lt;i&gt;want&lt;/i&gt; to be able to reach them...but we all change our phone numbers from time to time, for whatever reasons.

In my opinion, the most sensitive information would have been the private emails, almost none of which were released.

On Preview: gluechunk, I bet that &lt;i&gt;this&lt;/i&gt; hacker got the login and password info by way of timyang&apos;s hacker.  But the dates on this make it clear that it wasn&apos;t the latter guy.  Or, if it was (because he&apos;s not currently in jail, according to the article), he&apos;s really in deep shit.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 01:46:23 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Bugbread</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859456</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Timyang:&lt;/strong&gt; no one deserves this kind of exposure and invasion of privacy for the pleasure of others. Not even celebrities. It&apos;s just wrong to derive pleasure from the misery of others.&lt;/em&gt;

Well, technically, I disagree, but that&apos;s just because I&apos;m anal.  For example, Pol Pot, Hitler, Stalin, and the like deserve this kind of invasion of privacy.  And I don&apos;t think it would be wrong to derive pleasure from their misery.  But I agree that merely obnoxious people (Hilton, etc.), don&apos;t deserve it.  I think we agree at heart.

However, unfortunately, the reality is that I&apos;m just not bothered.  My outrage seems to be broken.  I &lt;em&gt;know&lt;/em&gt; it&apos;s bad (if not so much the spilling of Paris&apos;s secrets, then the telephone numbers et al of normal folks, like her dentist or what-have-you), but I don&apos;t &lt;em&gt;feel&lt;/em&gt; that it&apos;s bad.  I guess I&apos;m just not that good a person.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 01:48:31 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: calwatch</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859459</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;Well, the Joe Schmoes aren&apos;t going to get phone calls, I bet. The person I (sort of) know is a high-profile wealthy person, but I bet he doesn&apos;t get any phone calls. If I ever find out if he did, I&apos;ll report back here. But I bet he won&apos;t.&lt;/i&gt;

Actually, I bet he will. The reason is that someone is going to take the time to call all the &quot;Lauren&quot;s and &quot;Michael&quot;s on the list. They are going to be  just that  bored, and presumably they will take precautions like using a phone that&apos;s not theirs or a prepaid phone to make these calls. While Christina Aguilera is getting hundreds of calls, &quot;Paige&quot; or &quot;Rachel&quot; is getting tens, which is still probably more calls than they get in a normal day anyway, in which case it will get pretty annoying.

Celebrities trust people with phone numbers like normal people do. Ask the manager at the Apple Store at the Grove in Los Angeles. They don&apos;t say it out loud to the general public like most other people do when they purchase their computer (the phone number is needed for the service contract), but they give their real phone numbers (on little strips of paper which are promptly torn up) and pick up personally when called (most don&apos;t have secretaries or  receptionists). Especially for the B list people (not Stephen King or Christina Aguilera) or normal people, this can  get  pretty  annoying.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:03:46 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: gluechunk</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859460</link>	
		<description>From the &lt;a href=http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/283035p-242490c.html&gt;NY Daily Times&lt;/a&gt;:

&lt;i&gt;&quot;I got 100 calls in two hours,&quot; said Victoria Gotti. &quot;I didn&apos;t want to take the phones off the hook because my oldest son was out on a date.

&quot;This went on all night,&quot; said the peeved reality TV star and writer. &quot;Finally, at 5:30 a.m., I took them off the hook. This morning, I put them back on and they started ringing immediately. It&apos;s driving me insane.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:05:35 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Lush</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859461</link>	
		<description>Well, I guess that guy wins &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02212005&quot; title=&quot;Achewood comic for 21 Feb &apos;05 &quot;&gt;this contest&lt;/a&gt;!

Seriously though, this issue brings up a lot of my apprehensions with WiFi, moblogging, etc. There is so much we could do; We have the technology now, yes, and the potential is vast -- but unless the many, many, diverse security issues are sorted, I&apos;m not buying into it. Yet.

From angerbot&apos;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/02/16/t_mobile_hacker_guilty/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;: &quot;T-Mobile declined to discuss specific victims. Reached by phone, Hilton&apos;s manager said the company has not notified Hilton of a breach.&quot; Gah, even the etiquette leaves much to be desired! 

On the other hand, she&apos;d have to be living under a rock not to know by now.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:05:46 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: joedharma</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859462</link>	
		<description>How many shots of &quot;&lt;a title=&quot;Cherry Juice&quot; href=&quot;http://www.nature.com/news/2005/050131/full/050131-5.html&quot;&gt; do I have to give up for looking at those pictures?

It&apos;s sorta like road kill, you don&apos;t want to look, but...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:10:34 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: zerokey</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859468</link>	
		<description>Resisting the urge to call some numbers and say:

a) My breasts are nicer than Paris&apos;s, and
b) they are totally natural, and
c) here&apos;s my number and,
d) I&apos;m male

Be it jail, getting shot or having Eminem come to my door to kick me square in the hoohoos, it&apos;s got to be better than doing this at 5:40am.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:37:34 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: taz</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859472</link>	
		<description>Here&apos;s something strange: from the october 5, 2004 entry in the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sunroad.pe.kr/paris/notes.html&quot;&gt;notes&lt;/a&gt;, a phone number, &quot;206 666 luck&quot;. Googling returns only &lt;a href=&quot;http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:W-abPiTkh6kJ:www.binrev.com/forums/index.php%3Fshowuser%3D343+%22206+666+luck%22&amp;hl=en&quot;&gt;one result&lt;/a&gt; (cache), a Binary Revolution forums member, lucky225, who is most active in the &quot;Phreaks and Geeks&quot; forum, and whose homepage, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.verizonfears.com/&quot;&gt;verizonfears.com&lt;/a&gt; (title: &quot;Verizown - We never stop phreaking for you&quot;) focuses on &quot;social engineering&quot;, caller ID spoofing, etc.

Hmm.

&lt;small&gt;ps: not checking out all the numbers here, but that one caught my eye&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:57:45 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jim Jones</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859473</link>	
		<description>Timyang,  &lt;strong&gt;I don&apos;t care about Paris Hilton (and her ilk) and I feel no guilt for not caring. &lt;/strong&gt; If I&apos;m going to feel bad over bad things that happen in life to strangers, I&apos;ll start with people who are homeless, starving, diseased, rape victims, dying in wars, etc.  

Page me when all that shit&apos;s fixed and this is all that&apos;s left to worry about.  Actually, I&apos;ll probably still not care.  Do I derive pleasure from &quot;&lt;em&gt;the misery of others&lt;/em&gt;?&quot;  I&apos;m certainly moderately amused.  But this is too trivial (and unconfirmed) to offer much amusement. But then, I don&apos;t happen to think that Hilton and her celeb-friends are particularly miserable, right now.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:58:56 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Ethereal Bligh</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859474</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;&quot;Actually, I bet he will.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;

Yeah, maybe you&apos;re right.  But I can&apos;t imagine that most of these people won&apos;t have their numbers changed within days (if not hours).

On Preview: what you think that implies, taz?</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:59:14 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: calwatch</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859477</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;On Preview: what you think that implies, taz?&lt;/i&gt;

Maybe the cracker decided to leave a little message as to who they were? Or a tweak/slam at someone else.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 03:10:36 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: angerbot</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859478</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;Gluechunk: 
&quot;Nick Jacobsen was arrested last year. Are you saying he&apos;s the one responsible for this current hack?

Some of the paris emails put up have a timestamp of late Saturday evening. How could they have been &quot;all over the web for two days now&quot;?&quot;&lt;/em&gt;

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&lt;em&gt;&quot;Now free on bail and living in Oregon, Jacobsen faces a maximum possible sentence of five years imprisonment. Sentencing is set for 16 May.&quot;&lt;/em&gt;

By two days I mean late saturday evening, when most of the actual calls occured, and sunday. He was in cahoots with a group of hackers, free on bail, and no doubt quite capable of acquiring Ms. Hilton&apos;s address book. It&apos;s possible she hadn&apos;t even changed the password. I bet it was Tinkerbell, or whatever her dog is named.

If you&apos;re going to go, go out with a bang.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 03:11:24 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: taz</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859479</link>	
		<description>EB -I have no idea, but it seems, probably, not totally random that   the number of a phreaker is in her notes. Perhaps it was placed there (rival phreakers?) or perhaps she actually did meet this particular guy &#8212; but that seems unlikely somehow. Just strange, anyway.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 03:12:26 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: elpapacito</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859483</link>	
		<description>Somebody may have noticed the following

Phase 1:  she gets the fuck videos online (outrage,sex,internet)
Phase 2: she gets caught (video of) stealing her own video at
some newsagent (outrage,theft,sex)
Phase 3: her mobile gets hacked and it reeks of sex, morbid idiocy, birth control pills etc (outrage,theft,hacking,sex)

Sooner or later the next best way to publicize will be phaking an attempted suicided and end on Oprah.

Let&apos;s fuel some well deserved envy by pointing out she&apos;ll earn in a year more then 100 of  you&apos;ll ever earn in your all life...and by doing ? Nothing. Something is wrong.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 03:28:06 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: dabitch</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859500</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;Why does she have to do the weird head-tilt thing even on her phone pictures?&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;small&gt;posted by Arch Stanton &lt;/small&gt;

Yeah.. And why does she pose with other living creatures like that.. Her widdle dog.. A skunk.. A bird... Somebodies &lt;i&gt;baby&lt;/i&gt;!? Ew.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 04:07:05 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: dabitch</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859506</link>	
		<description>elpapacito, well put.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 04:24:44 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: dabitch</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859507</link>	
		<description>ps elpapacito, well put.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 04:24:51 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: dabitch</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859509</link>	
		<description>&lt;small&gt;pardon the hiccup&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 04:29:15 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: moonbird</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859510</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.outputrecordings.com/video/mu/&quot;&gt;I&apos;m the richest body,
Would you like to look at my sexy?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; [QT .mov, SFW but strange]</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 04:29:36 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: notreally</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859521</link>	
		<description>Fenriq wins.-- It should be Thompson&apos;s &apos;address book&apos; hacked,Paris offs self. Too bad.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 05:10:23 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: quonsar</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859523</link>	
		<description>sheesh. this is going around the net in html (text) format. modern mefites are a gullible lot, even when they know what RFC&apos;s are.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 05:17:18 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Firas</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859525</link>	
		<description>We finally have a value for infinity. It&apos;s the reciprocal of this chick&apos;s IQ.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 05:20:28 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Firas</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Smedleyman</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859527</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;she&apos;ll earn in a year more then 100 of you&apos;ll ever earn in your all life...and by doing ? Nothing. Something is wrong.
&lt;/em&gt;

Yeah, she &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.royalty.nu/Europe/France/MarieAntoinette.html&quot;&gt;reminds me&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.batguano.com/VLBmarie85.jpg&quot;&gt;someone&lt;/a&gt;.

And insofar as her being waylaid by fortune and folks around her not deserving the collateral damage I&apos;d quote Wm. Munny: &quot;Deserves&apos; got nothin to do with it&quot;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 05:25:59 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: ColdChef</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859529</link>	
		<description>Her password was &quot;Password.&quot;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 05:26:18 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ColdChef</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: the cydonian</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859531</link>	
		<description>Following a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.laurasnyctales.com/current/chris-rock.html&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt; from bobo123&apos;s link:
&lt;blockquote&gt;When I woke up on Sunday morning, I immediately checked my e-mail. There were a few additional, positive replies from &quot;Notification List&quot; readers, and then there was this other one, from a guy who referenced that he had seen the story on MetaFilter.

I hadn&apos;t heard of &quot;MetaFilter,&quot; so as a first guess I typed the obvious &quot;metafilter.com&quot; into my browser. Up popped their homepage (they&apos;re a blog/discussion forum website). To my surprise, at the top of the page I read, &quot;Chris-calls! What if you received Chris Rock&apos;s old cell phone number and his celebrity friends kept on calling you?&quot;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
Ladies and gentlemen, the fundamental interconnectedness of things.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 05:30:00 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: jack_mo</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859533</link>	
		<description>Am I the only person here who likes Paris Hilton? Admittedly, I&apos;m assuming she&apos;s some sort of performance art project.

&lt;small&gt;moonbird - that Mu track is a work of genius. It was my &apos;guaranteed to turn an empty dancefloor into a full one&apos; song for a good while. Same goes for most of their stuff, come to think of it.&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 05:33:24 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: papercake</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859535</link>	
		<description>moonbird, that is REALLY disturbing. And yet, I watched the whole thing.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 05:34:08 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>papercake</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: WebToy</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859537</link>	
		<description>Lucky225 is a well known speaker, phreaker and anti-caller ID tweaker who would be completely stupid to do something like this. Then again, the binary revolution podcast guys are like sixteen years old. 

Paris, we love ya.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 05:40:40 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WebToy</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: JanetLand</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859549</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.divasthesite.com/Society_Divas/brenda_frazier_a.htm&quot;&gt;Another person&lt;/a&gt; who was famous, a long time ago, for just being alive and rich. Beware, Paris!</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 05:59:18 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Tenuki</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859550</link>	
		<description>That&apos;s hot</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 05:59:30 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tenuki</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Tenuki</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859552</link>	
		<description>Maybe one day the Symbionese Liberation Army will kidnap her.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 06:04:00 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tenuki</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Remy</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859564</link>	
		<description>Just to come in as a T-Mobile Sidekick 2 customer, most anyone who&apos;s actually used the service does discover that there&apos;s this nice web portal that Danger provides you where you can access all your data over the web.

Just saying, it&apos;s shouldn&apos;t be some great shock to know that there&apos;s a central server where all your data is stored.

And the address book/notes pages, for what it&apos;s worth, exactly match the web interface UI.

&lt;small&gt;My wife called one of the numbers last night, and got a voicemail greeting that explained that the actor&apos;s number had been leaked on the internet, and HERE&apos;S THE NEW NUMBER.  Good to know Paris keeps good mental company.&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 06:17:46 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Shane</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859568</link>	
		<description>Ho hum.
*yaaaawn*</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 06:25:29 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shane</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ParisParamus</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859580</link>	
		<description>This thread:  the LGF of meaningless.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 06:42:52 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ParisParamus</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: herting</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859581</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mample.net/modules/wordpress/index.php?p=268&quot;&gt;The mample.net take on this&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 06:43:01 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>herting</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: SisterHavana</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859585</link>	
		<description>Super Dave Osborne&apos;s in her address book! I wondered whatever happened to him.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 06:47:43 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SisterHavana</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mdn</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859587</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;its a pretty bad advertisement for a sidekick, unless you WANT all your personal information published on the internet.&lt;/i&gt;&amp;gt;

given the populariity of embarassing/ debasing &apos;reality&apos; shows, I think there&apos;s a large portion of the population who really wouldn&apos;t mind their info out there so long as it meant people were talking about them...</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 06:52:55 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: SisterHavana</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859592</link>	
		<description>Oh yeah, and am I the only one surprised to see Southwest Airlines in her address book? You&apos;d think she&apos;d fly first class or in a private jet...not on Southwest.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 06:57:54 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SisterHavana</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: fungible</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859604</link>	
		<description>.

(no, I&apos;m not in the wrong thread.)</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:09:56 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: sexyrobot</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859612</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;&quot;Well, the Joe Schmoes aren&apos;t going to get phone calls, I bet.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;

actually, a friend of mine (a hairdresser) was on that sidekick...
from his email...
 hello everyone, a very famous client of mine lost her
cell phone. The person who found it has downloaded to
the web. i have had 150 calls in 12 hours from freaks.
so here is my new number........

sooo...everyone on her phone had to get a new one...hmmm...
assuming 1/3 of them are t-mobile users and getting a new phone and service is what, like 200 bucks....how much did t-mobile just make off this?</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:17:35 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: asok</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859613</link>	
		<description>I was just admiring the internet connectivity of the mind of Matt, he of the many blogs and online &apos;to do&apos; lists. 
Then I get a peek into the mind of Ms Hilton, albeit her &apos;private&apos; persona, via her hacked &apos;sidekick&apos; account.
Opposite ends of the connected society.

&lt;small&gt;Y&apos;see, this is why I don&apos;t use the internet, it is a cruel mistress.&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:19:59 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: herting</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859623</link>	
		<description>Well, I put up the few Paris photos I was able to pull on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mample.net&quot;&gt;mample.net&lt;/a&gt;.  4 or 5 are NSFW, and feature her topless snogging some anonymous woman.  Navigate to the galleries when you arrive on the site to peer thru them.  I&apos;ll take them down in a couple hours, but thought for the time being I would share them</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:36:47 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: sexyrobot</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859628</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;Nobody&apos;s even phased that there were pictures of her topless and making out with another girl.&lt;/i&gt;

umm...look at the hands....that ain&apos;t no girl....sorry to bust your bubble...

oh...and richie rich is a fashion designer, people...</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:41:23 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: ruelle</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859631</link>	
		<description>wow, I *loved* that Chris Rock story :D</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:43:18 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ruelle</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: kindall</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859632</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;assuming 1/3 of them are t-mobile users and getting a new phone and service is what, like 200 bucks&lt;/i&gt;

Uhrr? You don&apos;t have to buy a new phone to change your number. Changing your number is of course free.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:44:51 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: mcsweetie</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859638</link>	
		<description>paris hilton is so god damned UGLY!</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:50:15 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: soyjoy</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859641</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;I think there&apos;s a large portion of the population who really wouldn&apos;t mind their info out there so long as it meant people were talking about them...&lt;/i&gt;

As Oscar Wilde said, &quot;The only thing worse than having your address book hacked and posted on the Web... is &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; having your address book hacked and posted on the Web.&quot;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:50:43 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: corpse</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859644</link>	
		<description>nice cans</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:52:20 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>corpse</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: jikel_morten</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859649</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;	Dave, Super 		  
	 1-323-650-**** &lt;/em&gt;

Shit that kills me.  Dave comma Super cracks me up...</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:55:00 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: papercake</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859657</link>	
		<description>Maybe Dave is her building superintendant?

Or maybe he&apos;s just &quot;super!&quot; (Thanks for asking.)</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 08:07:00 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>papercake</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Ethereal Bligh</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859659</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;&quot;...modern mefites are a gullible lot, even when they know what RFC&apos;s are.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;

Also, some of us know how to &lt;i&gt;read&lt;/i&gt;.  Your fish is showing.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 08:13:21 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: intermod</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859667</link>	
		<description>With 11 hours elapsed since the last FPP, I am fantasizing that Matt&apos;s decided to observe HST&apos;s passing with a period of FPP silence.  Unfortunately the Paris post is sitting there waving its yaya&apos;s at us ...</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 08:25:06 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: herting</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859672</link>	
		<description>Bah, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/user/21856&quot;&gt;sexyrobot&lt;/a&gt; killed my buzz, but did so rightly when they said:

&lt;i&gt;umm...look at the hands....that ain&apos;t no girl....sorry to bust your bubble...&lt;/i&gt;

I am now horrified....</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 08:29:20 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: ParisParamus</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859676</link>	
		<description>This is a very funny thread.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 08:35:18 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ParisParamus</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: zsazsa</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859677</link>	
		<description>The girl is supposed to be MTV Latin America VJ Eglantina Zing.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 08:35:19 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Arch Stanton</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859682</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;11 hours elapsed since the last FPP&lt;/i&gt;

After over a half decade of searching, the 20000 member strong community Metafilter has official found the Best of the Web.  All future activity has been cancelled.  Members will be asked to go back to working, noticing their spouse, and/or observing how much their children have grown in the last five years.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 08:41:32 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arch Stanton</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: cbjg</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859686</link>	
		<description>has anyone else noticed that there have been no new Mefi posts since 11:33 PM CST, Feb 20th?  Has this post totally consumed surfers everywhere?  in the end, i guess boobies trumps good content anyday</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 08:43:55 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: InnocentBystander</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859690</link>	
		<description>I just thought of something.

Paris Hilton is the most free person in the world.

Think about it.  She has no responsibilities *whatsoever*.  She can say or do anything (or anyone) she wants and there will be no reprocussions whatsoever.  Even normal rich celebrities have some governors on their behavior based on societal expections, but Paris has no such barrier holding her back.

Which leads me to wonder...  is she actually the idiot she appears to be?  Or could this all be a carefully-constructed ruse to get herself into this position?  It seems staggering to believe a total moron could stumble into a state of being that most people long for with all their hearts.

Just pondering...</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 08:54:04 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: gcbv</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859694</link>	
		<description>If you watch the film &quot;Being There,&quot; you&apos;ll come to understand much of the nature of humans such as Paris Hilton.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:01:46 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: quonsar</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859696</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt; am I the only one surprised to see Southwest Airlines in her address book?&lt;/i&gt;

why? southwest airlines has its own reality tv show too.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:05:50 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>quonsar</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: quonsar</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859698</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;It seems staggering to believe a total moron could stumble into a state of being that most people long for with all their hearts.&lt;/i&gt;

take a good long look at washington, dc.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:08:55 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Vidiot</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859701</link>	
		<description>From someone &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gawker.com/news/culture/paris-hilton/index.php#the-intricacies-of-hiltons-hacked-address-book-033689&quot;&gt;writing to Gawker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;I was particulary intrigued by an entry simply stated as &#8220;Dr Pat,&#8221; so I did a reverse lookup of the number. The number returned registered to a Dr. Stephen Patt, who I then googled. 

According to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.suboxone-directory.com/buprenorphine-california-detox/8.html&quot;&gt;this site&lt;/a&gt;, &#8220;Suboxone and Subutex approved doctor in Santa Monica, CA. Dr. Stephen Patt may be able to help patients struggling with drug addiction, specifically those withdrawing from herion or other opiates by prescribing suboxone or subutex.&#8221;

Now, why someone would need Dr. Patt&#8217;s assistance and his phone number at their reach is up for speculation. You do the math.&lt;/blockquote&gt;On preview:
&lt;i&gt;After over a half decade of searching, the 20000 member strong community Metafilter has official found the Best of the Web.&lt;/i&gt;

Or it was throwing JRun errors.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:10:41 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: emelenjr</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859703</link>	
		<description>Ashley Olsen, but no Mary-Kate? I guess that confirms which one is the bad seed...</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:12:08 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: ODiV</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859709</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;Now, why someone would need Dr. Patt&#8217;s assistance and his phone number at their reach is up for speculation. You do the math.&lt;/i&gt;

Rich, attention starved, and rail thin. I&apos;d be surprised if she didn&apos;t do heroin.

What an utterly useless and naive bit of detective work. :(</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:20:21 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: koeselitz</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859710</link>	
		<description>[&lt;small&gt;This is probably very bad for the internets.&lt;/small&gt;]</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:20:29 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Tenuki</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859714</link>	
		<description>Yep, we&apos;ll soon see the Paris Hilton Information Protection Act</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:27:23 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: sourbrew</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859719</link>	
		<description>Anyone know anything about the dark net? this interweb thingy is starting to scare me with ideas like that floating around... perhaps its time i start refrequenting irc channels.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:29:35 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Slothrup</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859731</link>	
		<description>It&apos;s clear that America&apos;s obsession with Paris&apos; breasts is second only to her own.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:40:17 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: matteo</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859744</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/feb2005/tc20050218_4609_tc024.htm&quot;&gt;Calling Preteens with a Barbie Phone&lt;/a&gt;
Mattel hopes its doll-themed prepaid cell phone -- a real working one -- will be a hit with girls and turn its classic toy hip again</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:50:46 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: mowglisambo</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859745</link>	
		<description>soyjoy wins.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:52:41 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Civil_Disobedient</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859766</link>	
		<description>917 929 91xx
David LaChappele

Wow.

Imagine if all the famous names of celebrities that fill your head were actually aquaintances in &lt;i&gt;real&lt;/i&gt; life.  That&apos;s her life.

Paris Hilton is the perfect argument for the estate tax.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 10:21:42 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: dances_with_sneetches</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859781</link>	
		<description>Paris Hilton reminds me of someone who sold her soul to the devil and got absolutely nothing in return.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 10:38:09 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: jonmc</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859783</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;Paris Hilton is the perfect argument for the estate tax.&lt;/em&gt;

Not to mention birth control.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 10:40:12 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: davy</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859786</link>	
		<description>She looks better sans shirt (they look real in some pics anyway), and her girlfriend&apos;s cute (more!), but those yappy little dogs....</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 10:42:08 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: btwillig</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859794</link>	
		<description>I just can&apos;t believe how many pictures of herself she carries around with her.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 10:53:16 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Ethereal Bligh</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859797</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;&quot;I just can&apos;t believe how many pictures of herself she carries around with her.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;

Yeah, that&apos;s very revealing.  Although, not really anything we didn&apos;t already know.  But it&apos;s freakishly narcissistic.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 10:56:07 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: bingo</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859806</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt; If you watch the film &quot;Being There,&quot; you&apos;ll come to understand much of the nature of humans such as Paris Hilton.&lt;/em&gt;

Huh. I love that film and I don&apos;t see any connection, except that there are rich people in it. Oh, and some of them are rich because they have a rich father. But not one of them that I can remember, even the villain, had anything else in common with Paris Hilton.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 11:05:12 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: sciurus</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859812</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.glarkware.com/securestore/c181845p16522067.2.html&quot;&gt;Paris Hilton Made Me Change My Number&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 11:10:55 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: AlexReynolds</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859818</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://barbelith.com/topic/16022&quot;&gt;Is Paris Hilton a Simulacrum?&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 11:21:00 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: sciurus</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859828</link>	
		<description>That Barbelith site seems pretty cool.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 11:28:14 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: delmoi</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859836</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;I watched &quot;No Maps For These Territories&quot; last night. It&apos;s a documantary about William Gibson. He talks about the mediaspace that&apos;s a kind of prosthetic nervous system. I like the idea of &quot;Paris&quot; as the incarnation of some weird dream that&apos;s bubbled up out of the collective media-consciousness.&lt;/i&gt;

I&apos;d never made the connection between Paris and Gibson, but geez.. it&apos;s so true.  Paris Hilton really is like something ripped out of a (SF-series) Gibson novel, I mean complete with wireless hacking!

Wow.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 11:40:56 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: AlexReynolds</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859838</link>	
		<description>Barbelith is like a UK-centric equivalent of MeFi.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 11:41:51 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: anthill</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859849</link>	
		<description>Tenuki&apos;s on to something.  It&apos;ll be like the Sonny Bono Copyright Extension Act, only with PATRIOT 3 thrown in.  &quot;Won&apos;t somebody think of tinkerbell?&quot;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 11:58:35 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: sexyrobot</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859874</link>	
		<description>i&apos;m sorry, but i gotta disagree with the argument that she&apos;s famous for &apos;absolutely no reason&apos;...
*paris hilton is currently starring in the third season of her super popular television show &quot;the simple life&quot; on the fox network
*she has starred in one of the most popular motion pictures of all time &quot;the paris hilton sex tape&quot;
and
*she&apos;s a spokesmodel for t-mobile&apos;s &apos;sidekick&apos; line.

so there!

oh, dont forget her &lt;a href=&quot;www.uselessjunk.com/ modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=1077&quot;&gt;music video&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 12:23:57 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: sexyrobot</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859880</link>	
		<description>wait, 11 hours since anybody fpp&apos;d?  quick!  Pay ATTENTION!  the republicans are probably up to something!  Is Iran O.K.?</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 12:26:24 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Ethereal Bligh</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859896</link>	
		<description>I once knew an heiress &lt;i&gt;much&lt;/i&gt; wealthier than Paris Hilton.  She was about 20 and in college.  She was very nice even though she was both absurdly rich and beautiful.  In fact, lots of us that knew her would comment on how nice of a person she was&#8212;in the sense that it offended our view of the natural order of things that someone wealthy and beautiful would also be a nice person.

However, now she&apos;s in her thirties.  I can find out various gossip about her from the gossip and society pages.  Somehow, between then and now, she&apos;s become the shallow bitch that everyone always assumed she must have been.  I think the difference was between being around mostly normal people and being mostly around the rich and beautiful Manhattan and LA &lt;i&gt;creme de le creme&lt;/i&gt; and that bizarre, incestuous little universe.

This is only to offer up a sort of ambivalent defense of Paris Hilton.  Being fabulously wealthy and beautiful doesn&apos;t mean that you&apos;re born any different than anyone else and so there are good people and bad people.  On the other hand, this is a really weird fucking world these people live in and it&apos;s a wonder that any of them manage to stay relatively normal and decent.  Of course Paris Hilton admires her breasts at every opportunity.  Fifty million other people do.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 12:46:57 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: quam</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859905</link>	
		<description>Related news story  on &lt;a href=&quot;http://money.cnn.com/2005/02/21/technology/personaltech/hilton_cellphone/index.htm?cnn=yes&quot;&gt;CNN: Paris Hilton&apos;s address book posted online&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 12:56:07 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: omega</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859911</link>	
		<description>who else thinks this info was leaked on purpose? You know kind if like a marketing strategy. As you can see its generating alot of buzz</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 13:02:10 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: mdn</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859924</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;On the other hand, this is a really weird fucking world these people live in and it&apos;s a wonder that any of them manage to stay relatively normal &lt;/i&gt;

There was a cool little doc on HBO a while back called &quot;Born Rich&quot; I think (some totally mundane/descriptive title like that, anyway), about rich kids &amp;amp; the world they inhabit.  It really is sort of bizarre.  I remember the heir to the Whitney fortune talking about when he realized that not everyone had a family museum...

I was sent to prep school &lt;small&gt;(my dad&apos;s an academic and thought it would benefit me; as a scholarship kid I felt socially ostracized and hated it, but that&apos;s another story)&lt;/small&gt; and  got a peek into richkidland, but that was nothing compared with those born into billion dollar estates, where they literally never have to think about working or about money at all.  Spending a few thousand dollars on an evening out is completely normal to them, and doesn&apos;t even really register as a concern.  All that they&apos;re stuck having to worry about is how they&apos;ll amuse themselves while alive, and since people from &apos;normal&apos; families will Not Understand at all, they mostly hang out with one another, or try to get on TV.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 13:17:14 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: liam</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859962</link>	
		<description>In the mid-90&apos;s I was living with a woman who had just been hired as the reservations manager for a restaurant that was about to open in Manhattan. The proprietor gave her a list of the personal numbers of around 200 celebrities and media bigwigs who were to be given a secret reservation number that was pretty much the only way to get a table in the first six months at least. The list was put on my laptop. I managed to resist any drunken urges to prank call Jack Nicholson and David Bowie and eventually forgot about it. A year later I bought a new computer and gave the old laptop to a young actress of my acquaintance, the list still on it. When she came across it, she was somewhat surprised by my glittery social circle. At my prompting she did delete it and, karmically perhaps, has become very successful in her own right.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 13:55:42 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: thomcatspike</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859970</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;who else thinks this info was leaked on purpose?&lt;/em&gt;
If it was, then she whored out her contacts. Which would be very bad for her.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:04:12 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: davy</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859981</link>	
		<description>She&apos;s not that pretty, and her makeup and clothes are horrendous, and she&apos;s a little too thin.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:10:42 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: fixedgear</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859990</link>	
		<description>From CNN: Sultry starlet or slinky socialite?</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:26:00 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: tomplus2</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#859997</link>	
		<description>The Chris Rock story is  great.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:34:01 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: dabitch</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860007</link>	
		<description>CNN quotes some person named Zidar who seems toe belive that the Secret Service are computer-crime-cops. &lt;i&gt;&quot;As soon as one comes up the secret service is all over it&quot;&lt;/i&gt;. 
Since when does the secret service do such jobs?</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:43:31 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: IshmaelGraves</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860010</link>	
		<description>dabitch, the SS is responsible for computer crime. Also counterfeiting. Not sure how this came to be. These days the FBI has taken over much of that role, but the SS still has jurisdiction if it wants it.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:44:59 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: delmoi</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860012</link>	
		<description>dabitch: They&apos;ve always been involved with computer crime.  Remember, the SS was orgionaly created to stop counterfeiters, but also started protecting the president after Lincoln was assassinated.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:46:23 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>delmoi</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: dabitch</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860018</link>	
		<description>Really? Ah well, a quick google define was on my &quot;side&quot;, I guess it wasn&apos;t the whole story. (It did say they dealt with counterfieters though &lt;qa href=&quot;http://www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn?stage=1&amp;word=secret+service&quot;&gt;here)&lt;/qa&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:53:41 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jawn</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860019</link>	
		<description>liam:  I once had Adam Sandlers old computer, complete with celeb address book.  Resisting the urge to call Jack Nicholson was quite difficult indeed.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:53:55 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: dabitch</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860020</link>	
		<description>Really? Ah well, a quick google define was on my &quot;side&quot;, I guess it wasn&apos;t the whole story. (It did say they dealt with counterfeiters though &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn?stage=1&amp;word=secret+service&quot;&gt;here)&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:54:19 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: delmoi</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860030</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://pad.au.com/~ms/Somebody%20got%20hizacked.htm&quot;&gt;mirror&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:08:46 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: w0mbat</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860032</link>	
		<description>Looks like the data is all still up at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.hiltonhacked.com&quot;&gt;www.hiltonhacked.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br&gt;NSFW of course.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:10:00 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Smedleyman</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860053</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;Born rich... doesn&apos;t mean that you&apos;re born any different than anyone else and so there are good people and bad people&lt;/em&gt;
I had a buddy who was born dirt poor. I mean dirt, dirt poor. One of the most talented, creative, smartest humans I&apos;ve ever met. Absolutely no support system around him. Yet through a lot of hard work and struggle and going through the military to afford a college degree (despite having a genius level IQ - albeit unnurtured since his school was too poor to have any kind of real gifted program) he now is:  middle class. Perhaps upper middle class with his wife&apos;s income. I&apos;m sure eventually he&apos;ll be wealthy, but think of all the effort he had to go through just to survive when he could be working on a myriad of other things worthy of his talent.
I can&apos;t help but think how many people like him are dying of starvation somewhere while self-serving idiots gobble up as much of the resources as they can.
Paris is in no way free. Anyone who is a slave to their Id as much as she is can&apos;t be called free no matter how much license she is given. 
In as much as she is a prodigal idiot, I do blame the machine which allows this to go on. 
(Illinois for example just eased off increases for education)
Ironic. She&apos;s famous for lowering herself to menial tasks, yet she&apos;s really only suited for menial tasks.
...perhaps a whorehouse. Nothing wrong with an honest hooker.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:42:38 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: jokeefe</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860058</link>	
		<description>I wonder who &quot;Party Guy&quot; was.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:47:49 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Smedleyman</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860059</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt; Resisting the urge to call Jack Nicholson was quite difficult&lt;/em&gt;
I&apos;ve met a (very) few celebs. 
...I find I have nothing to say. 
&quot;Enjoy your work...&quot; s&apos;about it. I mean, they&apos;re strangers. 
I suppose I could gush...but I&apos;m stuck again - what to say? 
(Although I&apos;m uncomfortable in those situations anyway)
Unless we have a common interest. I&apos;m disappointed I won&apos;t ever get to talk to Jerry Seinfeld for example, not for his work, but we&apos;re both Superman fans. 
I&apos;d love to talk to Kevin Smith about comics too.
Steve Martin is a Douglas Hofstaeder fan, I&apos;d love to chat with him about Godel, Escher, Bach.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:49:05 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Navek Rednam</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860083</link>	
		<description>What&apos;s the matter with these web people can they not rotate a picture, what&apos;s up with that?</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:29:40 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Navek Rednam</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: dg</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860086</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/39791#859242&quot;&gt;At least Britney Spears can sing.&lt;/a&gt;

She can?</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:34:52 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dg</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: sexyrobot</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860089</link>	
		<description>well, her computers can, anyway...</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:45:03 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sexyrobot</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: drezdn</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860100</link>	
		<description>In conclusion, Kevin Mitnick is somehow responsible for this entire fiasco.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:50:17 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: gesamtkunstwerk</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860194</link>	
		<description>Thank God Paris Hilton and I have our relationship worked out. We don&apos;t keep each other&apos;s numbers in our address books, we never call or see each other.  We give each other complete privacy. Hell,  I haven&apos;t even looked at her tits, or watched her have sex.  We have a great thing going.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 18:41:44 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: JDC8</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860196</link>	
		<description>Maybe this is why Paris didn&apos;t show up at the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.comic-con.org/&quot;&gt;WonderCon&lt;/a&gt;at 4:30 PM on Saturday to promote her role in the remake of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397065/&quot;&gt;House of Wax&lt;/a&gt;...</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 18:41:59 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Wet Spot</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860311</link>	
		<description>Aid, Rite                             323-876-4466

Priceless!</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 19:59:20 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wet Spot</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Vidiot</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860314</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;Hell, I haven&apos;t even looked at her tits, or watched her have sex.&lt;/i&gt;

Lucky....</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 20:01:23 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Ethereal Bligh</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860352</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;&quot;Hell, I haven&apos;t even looked at her tits.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;

I have to admit, I rather like them.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 20:24:43 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethereal Bligh</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ParisParamus</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860372</link>	
		<description>She soils my good name.  Would I kick her out of bed?  Probably.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 20:36:55 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ParisParamus</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Demogorgon</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860451</link>	
		<description>This reminds me too much of &lt;strong&gt;Glamorama&lt;/strong&gt;

&lt;em&gt;...falls in love with sex tape all over again&lt;/em&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 22:45:55 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: HTuttle</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860503</link>	
		<description>How much you wanna bet her password was her friggin DOG&apos;s name?</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 01:48:27 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HTuttle</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: sexyrobot</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860507</link>	
		<description>apparently, it was &apos;password&apos;</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 02:11:48 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sexyrobot</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Smart Dalek</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860522</link>	
		<description>While people joke about the password, many people - rich, poor, bright or ignorant - use one character codes on their portable devices for quick access. If spacebar entry can&apos;t be accepted, such folks will likely input the character nearest to the Enter key. With the Sidekick&apos;s design in mind, there&apos;s probably a couple hundred models floating about with the letter &lt;i&gt;L&lt;/i&gt; serving as a login sequence.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 04:04:46 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Chrisuk43</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860528</link>	
		<description>It strikes me this was leaked on purpose - I bet PH has a new show out soon, record deal or book..!!</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 04:18:34 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: dabitch</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#860532</link>	
		<description>...or a perfume. Gah.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 04:23:25 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dabitch</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: crunchland</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#864648</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3fd.htm&quot;&gt;Drudge is reporting that Fred Durst&apos;s mobile phone has been hacked, probably by the same culprits, too.&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 12:52:51 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: spock</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/39791/Paris#869039</link>	
		<description>Proving that (once again) there is no such thing as bad publicity: &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.com.com/2061-1041-5596338.html?tag=xtra.ml&quot;&gt;Hilton hack a hit for T-Mobile&lt;/a&gt;.  &quot;We had an unusually high demand this week,&quot; observed one Manhattan store employee.</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2005 06:44:25 -0800</pubDate>
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