Mmmm Bacon
February 21, 2005 7:32 PM   Subscribe

BaconWhores: Because the only thing better than bacon is someone to cook it for you.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy (26 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

 
As brought to you by the British Lard Marketing Board.
posted by AlexReynolds at 7:37 PM on February 21, 2005


Bacon starts its life inside a piglet-shaped cocoon, in which it receives all the nutrients it needs to grow healthy and tasty.
posted by iamck at 7:53 PM on February 21, 2005


Just brilliant.
posted by Vidiot at 8:04 PM on February 21, 2005


I think my BaconWhore is dead
posted by UseyurBrain at 8:11 PM on February 21, 2005


I was actually EATING TWO bacon butties when i clicked this link. I am, however, totally unphased!

Ha!
posted by armoured-ant at 8:17 PM on February 21, 2005


No gallery?! Bah!
posted by shoepal at 8:28 PM on February 21, 2005


mmmm.....BACON
posted by immer geradeaus at 8:37 PM on February 21, 2005


tools
posted by nj_subgenius at 8:43 PM on February 21, 2005


Tools of the Juicy Bacon Council, you mean.
posted by AlexReynolds at 9:07 PM on February 21, 2005


I for one welcome our new Bacon Whorelords...
posted by shoepal at 9:22 PM on February 21, 2005


Ah, if only I was more ambitious...a friend and I "cooked" up this idea some years ago. We wanted a phone number to call: 1-800-BACON-NOW! Boom, you call, and someone delivers freshly cooked bacon. No muss, no fuss. I'm such a bacon whore...
posted by Banky_Edwards at 9:39 PM on February 21, 2005


There's a bar in Chicago that has "Free Bacon Night" every Wednesday. It's the Best. Idea. Ever.
posted by Vidiot at 10:06 PM on February 21, 2005


MetaFilter: Free Bacon every Wednesday for Whorelords!
posted by billsaysthis at 10:08 PM on February 21, 2005



Tools of the Juicy Bacon Council, you mean.


I'm a tool of the rival Crispy Bacon Council, so you best not be getting your juice near my bacon!
posted by TungstenChef at 11:05 PM on February 21, 2005


Alas. (But there's hope!)
posted by Vidiot at 1:14 AM on February 22, 2005


His FrootSoup site is pretty cool, too. Be certain to check out the Sprawtm.
via the link provided by Vidiot.
posted by geekyguy at 5:26 AM on February 22, 2005


Sorry, BaconWhores is not currently available for your zip code. Please check back soon, as we are rapidly expanding to cover more communities.

FUCK
posted by greasy_skillet at 5:50 AM on February 22, 2005


Bacon should be considered it's own element. I know, I know, science dictates I'm wrong. But c'mon, the product speaks for itself...
posted by Spacey at 5:58 AM on February 22, 2005


If it takes scantily-clad women to convince you to eat bacon, something is fundamentally wrong with you.
posted by casu marzu at 6:42 AM on February 22, 2005


I was 98% sure it was a hoax because it wasn't economically feasible-- the "lovely ladies" would have to earning enough to make it worth their time-- say $100.00 an hour? If you include transportation costs you would be paying through the nose for a few slices of bacon.

Besides, Vice would be all over them. And it would be a constant battle to convince the customers, "No. I'm here to cook bacon. Really."

Still it's a great web site. Up next: SpiderKillingGigolos
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 7:35 AM on February 22, 2005


Vidiot, WHERE IS THAT BAR?

Secret Life of Gravy, I figured it was just another NinjaBurger from the getgo. Ah well.
posted by kenko at 7:48 AM on February 22, 2005


Last week my husband asked me, "Did you know you can buy penguins on the internet?"

We discussed this for days. It didn't seem completely impossible-- after all you can buy all sorts of waterfowl and have it shipped by mail-- Dave works for the post office and birds get loose all the time. Details like this:

Emperor \ Female - Age: 2
This penguin is cute as a button! We've rarely seen a penguin with this charm.
ID: 2 | HEIGHT: 30 | WEIGHT: 45 | Price: $2250


made it seem very possible. On the other hand, the life size "life-size penguin robot companion".....

So I did what any normal, red-blooded American blogger would do-- I decided to post it to Metafilter.

Alas. Not only had it been posted before, it was a hoax.

And so ends my penguin dreams.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 8:41 AM on February 22, 2005


Vidiot, WHERE IS THAT BAR?

It's the Prodigal Son, on Halsted.
posted by Vidiot at 9:23 AM on February 22, 2005


Bacon magazine. Because you won't become popular by eating vegetables.
posted by debralee at 11:57 AM on February 22, 2005


Bacon magazine. Because you won't become popular by eating vegetables.

But bacon is a vegetable.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 12:09 PM on February 22, 2005


God help me, I don't know what to believe anymore.....
posted by Pressed Rat at 5:12 PM on February 22, 2005


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