Comments on: Mmmm Bacon

Mmmm Bacon

Secret Life of Gravy — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 19:32:09 -0800

BaconWhores: Because the only thing better than bacon is someone to cook it for you.

By: AlexReynolds

AlexReynolds — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 19:37:38 -0800

As brought to you by the British Lard Marketing Board.

By: iamck

iamck — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 19:53:33 -0800

Bacon starts its life inside a piglet-shaped cocoon, in which it receives all the nutrients it needs to grow healthy and tasty.

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 20:04:29 -0800

Just brilliant.

By: UseyurBrain

UseyurBrain — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 20:11:20 -0800

I think my BaconWhore is dead

By: armoured-ant

armoured-ant — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 20:17:51 -0800

I was actually EATING TWO bacon butties when i clicked this link. I am, however, totally unphased! Ha!

By: shoepal

shoepal — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 20:28:10 -0800

No gallery?! Bah!

By: immer geradeaus

immer geradeaus — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 20:37:33 -0800

mmmm.....BACON

By: nj_subgenius

nj_subgenius — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 20:43:36 -0800

tools

By: AlexReynolds

AlexReynolds — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 21:07:42 -0800

Tools of the Juicy Bacon Council, you mean.

By: shoepal

shoepal — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 21:22:23 -0800

I for one welcome our new Bacon Whorelords...

By: Banky_Edwards

Banky_Edwards — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 21:39:08 -0800

Ah, if only I was more ambitious...a friend and I "cooked" up this idea some years ago. We wanted a phone number to call: 1-800-BACON-NOW! Boom, you call, and someone delivers freshly cooked bacon. No muss, no fuss. I'm such a bacon whore...

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 22:06:42 -0800

There's a bar in Chicago that has "Free Bacon Night" every Wednesday. It's the Best. Idea. Ever.

By: billsaysthis

billsaysthis — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 22:08:59 -0800

MetaFilter: Free Bacon every Wednesday for Whorelords!

By: TungstenChef

TungstenChef — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 23:05:01 -0800

Tools of the Juicy Bacon Council, you mean. I'm a tool of the rival Crispy Bacon Council, so you best not be getting your juice near my bacon!

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 01:14:23 -0800

Alas. (But there's hope!)

By: geekyguy

geekyguy — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 05:26:43 -0800

His FrootSoup site is pretty cool, too. Be certain to check out the Spraw^tm. via the link provided by Vidiot.

By: greasy_skillet

greasy_skillet — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 05:50:40 -0800

Sorry, BaconWhores is not currently available for your zip code. Please check back soon, as we are rapidly expanding to cover more communities. FUCK

By: Spacey

Spacey — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 05:58:54 -0800

Bacon should be considered it's own element. I know, I know, science dictates I'm wrong. But c'mon, the product speaks for itself...

By: casu marzu

casu marzu — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 06:42:00 -0800

If it takes scantily-clad women to convince you to eat bacon, something is fundamentally wrong with you.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 07:35:34 -0800

I was 98% sure it was a hoax because it wasn't economically feasible-- the "lovely ladies" would have to earning enough to make it worth their time-- say $100.00 an hour? If you include transportation costs you would be paying through the nose for a few slices of bacon. Besides, Vice would be all over them. And it would be a constant battle to convince the customers, "No. I'm here to cook bacon. Really." Still it's a great web site. Up next: SpiderKillingGigolos

By: kenko

kenko — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 07:48:28 -0800

Vidiot, WHERE IS THAT BAR? Secret Life of Gravy, I figured it was just another NinjaBurger from the getgo. Ah well.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 08:41:32 -0800

Last week my husband asked me, "Did you know you can buy penguins on the internet?" We discussed this for days. It didn't seem completely impossible-- after all you can buy all sorts of waterfowl and have it shipped by mail-- Dave works for the post office and birds get loose all the time. Details like this: Emperor \ Female - Age: 2 This penguin is cute as a button! We've rarely seen a penguin with this charm. ID: 2 | HEIGHT: 30 | WEIGHT: 45 | Price: $2250 made it seem very possible. On the other hand, the life size "life-size penguin robot companion"..... So I did what any normal, red-blooded American blogger would do-- I decided to post it to Metafilter. Alas. Not only had it been posted before, it was a hoax. And so ends my penguin dreams.

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 09:23:23 -0800

Vidiot, WHERE IS THAT BAR? It's the Prodigal Son, on Halsted.

By: debralee

debralee — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 11:57:44 -0800

Bacon magazine. Because you won't become popular by eating vegetables.

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 12:09:09 -0800

Bacon magazine. Because you won't become popular by eating vegetables. But bacon is a vegetable.

By: Pressed Rat

Pressed Rat — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 17:12:47 -0800

God help me, I don't know what to believe anymore.....