Comments on: Nasty, Nasty Clients!

Nasty, Nasty Clients!

13twelve — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 10:17:06 -0800

The customer is always stinky (some swearing and references to genitalia)

By: 13twelve

13twelve — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 10:25:55 -0800

worth it for: "As she stretched, a McDonalds Coke straw fell out of one of her side folds and onto the floor — she didn't even know it was there."

By: xmutex

xmutex — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 10:26:01 -0800

Wow. I couldn't read past three or four of them. That's disgusting. I'd never make it as a piercer. I would just say "You are far too disgusting. Please leave."

By: 3.2.3

3.2.3 — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 10:36:28 -0800

this makes me want to run right out and get pierced.

By: anthill

anthill — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 10:48:24 -0800

"That was probably the fastest jewelry change I've ever done. It's really a shame because the guy was totally cool and probably had amazing stories to tell, I just couldn't hold my food down while he was there though." There goes the tradition of 'oral history'...

By: armoured-ant

armoured-ant — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 10:51:21 -0800

This makes me ill.

By: chickygrrl

chickygrrl — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 10:57:13 -0800

Saw that link the other day. At least I know that I'm not on there - every piercing I've gotten has been within an hour after a shower. I just can't fathom smelling/being that nasty and not even knowing it.

By: Plutor

Plutor — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 10:59:10 -0800

I'd like to read a collection of stories from piercers, but like xmutex, I can't handle more than a few of these. Anyone got any links?

By: biffa

biffa — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 11:08:21 -0800

Plutor, if you scroll to the bottom of the linked page there is a link onward to another section, keep doing this and some aren't so sick making. E.g. the 4th page is about angry customers.

By: malaprohibita

malaprohibita — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 11:09:09 -0800

Oh. My. God. Humans are disgusting creatures, aren't they?

By: Turtles all the way down

Turtles all the way down — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 11:20:24 -0800

Humans are disgusting creatures, aren't they? The Emergency room is a good place to encounter this. Aside from the smell, there's nothing like undressing a derelict to examine him and seeing hair growing through the undershirt he's been wearing continuously for the past year.

By: senor biggles

senor biggles — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 11:30:17 -0800

Hmmm...do I really want to make this the first thing I comment on as a new member?

By: Melinika

Melinika — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 14:20:27 -0800

OMFG. Disgusting. Hilarious. Good link.

By: soi-disant

soi-disant — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 14:54:32 -0800

i've just eaten breakfast. thank you so much for that.

By: Tenuki

Tenuki — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 15:16:50 -0800

hmm, no cottage cheese or cauliflower for a while...

By: eatcherry

eatcherry — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 15:24:58 -0800

I want to stop reading, but I can't.

By: billsaysthis

billsaysthis — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 16:04:33 -0800

I want to stop reading, but I can't. Not a problem here thanks to my handy Backspace key! My tolerance for stories of poor personal hygene is extremely low.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 16:24:15 -0800

The third page (suicidal customers) is a lot more entertaining. It's just a compendium of wacky things that the customers do to themselves such as: Some genius got scratched by his cat. The cat's claw hooked into his earlobe and went halfway through. He pulled the cat's claw out, thought to himself, "wow, I want an ear piercing right now," and pushed an old earring stud the rest of the way through the open wound. That's right, he let his cat pierce him. How tragically hip

By: goodnewsfortheinsane

goodnewsfortheinsane — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 17:37:10 -0800

An amazing read. [this is good]

By: Slagman

Slagman — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:11:10 -0800

The perverted stories on the next page are a bit easier to take.

By: leftcoastbob

leftcoastbob — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 22:47:38 -0800

How can these people not notice that they reek?? Don't you think that somebody would have pointed it out to them at some point or do they just not ever get laid by anyone who doesn't have a cast iron stomach?

By: biffa

biffa — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 01:59:18 -0800

Here's a report in today's press concerning piercings and health. In this report of a US study a majority of those pierced intimately experienced some problem such as infection or change in urine flow, yet only 3% sought professional medical help.

By: goodnewsfortheinsane

goodnewsfortheinsane — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 04:53:48 -0800

anyone who doesn't have a cast iron stomach If that's the latest piercing craze, then I want one of those.

By: kenko

kenko — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 07:37:05 -0800

You'd better have it enameled, goodnews--there's no way you could maintain the seasoning with all that acid sloshing around.