I'll see you in MetaTalk, supak!

February 27, 2005 2:11 PM

Is your favorite swear word losing its potency? Stock up on some new ones with the Swearsaurus, a "vast array of swearing, profanity, obscenity, blasphemy, cursing, cussing, and insulting in a massive 165 languages"
posted by Quartermass (21 comments total)

Get your own weblog, you gormless nit.
posted by Smart Dalek at 2:21 PM on February 27, 2005

Smart, Hawa mavi ya punda! ; >
posted by amberglow at 2:35 PM on February 27, 2005

I'd look - but my browser tells me the site is trying to rape it with ActiveX evilness.
posted by twiggy at 2:44 PM on February 27, 2005

Teri ma meri ghare nakri fara che.
posted by underer at 2:44 PM on February 27, 2005

You're equipped with the intellect of a little pancake.

You're a mistake of evolution.

Your dick is so small that your mother placed a sign near it that says: "Don't squeeze it, it's a penis."

Ach, my proud Dutch heritage... all that brilliance and six ways to say "motherfucker" too...
posted by naomi at 3:03 PM on February 27, 2005

This would be even better if it weren't loaded with shit trying to get on to my computer.
posted by borkingchikapa at 3:21 PM on February 27, 2005

Try the Profanisaurus if you're just looking for some updates to your blue vocabulary. The original version is at the Viz site, but this one is browsable.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 3:27 PM on February 27, 2005

The list of French swear words must have been put together by an American (i.e. one who speaks only English). Most of the entries in there have no swearing in them at all, and a lot of the other ones I've never heard even once before.
posted by clevershark at 3:36 PM on February 27, 2005

In Icelandic, penis is tittlingur. Seems counterinuitive, does it not?
posted by ScaryShrink at 4:10 PM on February 27, 2005

I think we should've been warned on the FPP about that ActiveX control. I'd go for it but I need this laptop for work.
posted by alumshubby at 5:18 PM on February 27, 2005

Yup, my antivirus and Pest Patrol are havin' a party since I went to that link.
posted by wpbinder at 5:54 PM on February 27, 2005

Sorry 'bout that! Good intentions, honest.
posted by Quartermass at 6:25 PM on February 27, 2005

The computer I was using when I found this didn't have the anti-virus on, so I see what it does now. Didn't even occur for me to check.
posted by Quartermass at 6:28 PM on February 27, 2005

Awesomely awesome.
posted by catachresoid at 7:32 PM on February 27, 2005

you mean it's not mainstream already?
posted by polyglot at 8:18 PM on February 27, 2005

wow! Thanks Slack-a-gogo!
Profanisaurus is giving me immense joy! The linky links are creating my own lil 'choose-your-own-adventure'!
Fish-mitten to dreadnought in way too many steps!
(while Swearasaurus is doing nothing but drowning some kittens)
posted by zerokey at 8:41 PM on February 27, 2005

I so love that wikipedia entry for F***.

Acutally, I love the etymology nerds that appear to run rampant on wikipedia.
posted by frecklefaerie at 9:31 PM on February 27, 2005

I've always used the Alternative Dictionaries.
posted by Critical_Beatdown at 4:00 AM on February 28, 2005

In Icelandic, penis is tittlingur. Seems counterinuitive, does it not?

I dunno, my penis is usually quite pleased when I lingur over a titt.
posted by jonmc at 7:16 AM on February 28, 2005

Tittlingur in Icelandic is also a little bird... and is the definition that most of us foreigners hear first. I think it's an attempt to amuse the natives, trying to devise ways to get people to say "ooh, look at that penis over there" without knowing it.

Also, vagina is píka. Which I learned while watching Pokemon and having to have my Icelandic significant other explain to me exactly what was so funny about Pikachu yelling "pika pika!"
posted by grapefruitmoon at 8:46 AM on February 28, 2005

"The flesh of your mother sticks between my teeth." From the Easter Island people as described in the book Collapse.
posted by edmo at 10:08 AM on February 28, 2005