That was a great orgy. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?

February 28, 2005 10:23 AM

Now that's what I call a Jesus Freak. A movement out of Phoenix, AZ, that hotbed of fornication, to reform what it means to be a Christian. They've got some interesting ideas (even if they don't always do a good job of defending them), and of course there are people who like this idea and people who don't.
posted by saysthis (36 comments total)

Polyarmory?
posted by sklero at 10:33 AM on February 28, 2005

uhh...NSFW?
posted by tpl1212 at 10:38 AM on February 28, 2005

I guess that first link in the FPP isn't exactly NSFW...the bewbies bulging out of the bodice at the top of the page elicited my last comment. Still...

...those Liberated Christians sure do like them some animated gifs...
posted by tpl1212 at 10:41 AM on February 28, 2005

Bill was once an attendee at a well-known evangelical seminary.

How much you wanna bet he got kicked out?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 10:45 AM on February 28, 2005 [1 favorite]

I don't think I would call this a "movement"...more like a bad web page by some guy trying to justify his lifestyle. Not worth your time......
posted by HuronBob at 10:57 AM on February 28, 2005

So what's up with this? Hoax site? Porn site? Joke? Sincere swingin' Christians?

Makes me want to go to church if they're gonna be swingin' there.

Why doesn't start a Drunken Barn Dance Religion? That'd be good fun for everyone, including Ms. Cartman.
posted by fenriq at 11:06 AM on February 28, 2005

While I agree that too many Christians wrongly equate sex with sin - the Bible is very, very clear about how God views extra-martial sex, marriage, and what sex was designed for.

There are tons of examples of people in the Bible being involved in extra-marital sex - and each time it was labeled as sin.
(King David being one of the biggest examples of such, who they cited as an example for their side)
posted by cinderful at 11:06 AM on February 28, 2005

Why doesn't start a Drunken Barn Dance Religion?

Drunken barns tend to tip over, making dancing in them hazardous.
posted by jonmc at 11:07 AM on February 28, 2005

jonmc, yeah, but what's religion without a little fear, danger and horizontal dancing?
posted by fenriq at 11:09 AM on February 28, 2005

Wow, jonmc and fenriq!

That is one of the best 1-2 punches I have ever seen. Laughed so hard milk came out my nose! (and I haven't had milk since the early 90s).

Thanks for brightening my day!
posted by Rawhide at 11:19 AM on February 28, 2005

Thanks, we'll be here all week. Tip your waitress.
posted by jonmc at 11:20 AM on February 28, 2005

Thanks, we'll be here all week. Tip your waitress.

and try the lamb of God.
posted by quonsar at 11:36 AM on February 28, 2005

Ha!
posted by sciurus at 11:44 AM on February 28, 2005

*taps microphone*

Is thing on??

*realizes it's actually a vibrator*

*carrys on regardless*
posted by jonmc at 11:53 AM on February 28, 2005

quonsar, now you've got me laughing at loud!

Careful, jonmc, I heard about a girl who chipped a tooth that way!

Thanks, Rawhide (now I've got Rowdy Yates on the brain!!). Sorry for the derail. Back to your hot Christians Gone Wild Spring Break Party Action!
posted by fenriq at 11:59 AM on February 28, 2005

Thanks, Rawhide (now I've got Rowdy Yates on the brain!!). Sorry for the derail. Back to your hot Christians Gone Wild Spring Break Party Action!

What baffles me is if you're at one of their retreats and you hear someone yelling "God, Oh God, Yes!!" behind closed doors should you assume they're orgamsing, feelin' the Spirit, or both?
posted by jonmc at 12:03 PM on February 28, 2005

Funny, I call my penis "The Spirit" so maybe they're multi-tasking?
posted by fenriq at 12:06 PM on February 28, 2005

religion, bah!!!
posted by garycarlson at 12:23 PM on February 28, 2005

Funny, I call my penis "The Spirit"


posted by jonmc at 12:38 PM on February 28, 2005

This microphone, it vibrates?
posted by designbot at 1:08 PM on February 28, 2005

I would guess that anyone that can rationalize Christianity and swinging, would be a super freak in the sack.
posted by Mr_Zero at 2:13 PM on February 28, 2005

Well, it does give new meaning to "He is Risen" ...
posted by dejah420 at 2:23 PM on February 28, 2005

posted by fenriq at 2:42 PM on February 28, 2005

Let My People Come.
posted by alumshubby at 2:48 PM on February 28, 2005

Yo, Jesus. Toss me another beer.
posted by 327.ca at 4:25 PM on February 28, 2005

Yo, Jesus. Toss me another beer.

Sure thing. This is your brand, right?
posted by jonmc at 4:53 PM on February 28, 2005

Hey, can the Buddy Christ be far behind?

Fuck-buddy Christ?
posted by kirkaracha at 5:10 PM on February 28, 2005

Good stuff people. Jonmc is in his element. Not the swinging Christians, the un-pc banter. Mmm...refreshing.

Why doesn't start a Drunken Barn Dance Religion?

That would be the Amish, according to my television.
posted by asok at 6:00 PM on February 28, 2005

Not the swinging Christians

Is it just me, or does that phrase conjure up images of ministers and choirs doing Benny Goodman numbers to anyone else?
posted by jonmc at 6:06 PM on February 28, 2005

posted by yhbc at 6:31 PM on February 28, 2005

Sure thing. This is your brand, right?

Well, that's a good call...but don't you think the King of Kings deserves the King of Beers?

(I jest of course...for even the man who could turn water to wine would be hard pressed to do anything nice for *shudder* budweiser.)
posted by dejah420 at 6:58 PM on February 28, 2005

(I jest of course...for even the man who could turn water to wine would be hard pressed to do anything nice for *shudder* budweiser.)

Turn it into malt liquor, maybe?
posted by jonmc at 7:03 PM on February 28, 2005

Is it just me, or does that phrase conjure up images of ministers and choirs doing Benny Goodman numbers to anyone else?

Benny Hill, perhaps.
posted by postmodernmillie at 8:45 PM on February 28, 2005

dejah - what? It'd make a great miracle, turning Budweiser into beer.
posted by graymouser at 4:01 AM on March 1, 2005

This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Holy Trinity'.
posted by spinifex23 at 8:53 AM on March 1, 2005

...those Liberated Christians sure do like them some animated gifs...

I'm applying for a grant to study if their is any correlation between devotion to god and the sheer ugliness of the devotee's webpage.

I'm also commencing a study to look at relationships between the last 10 cents of pre-paid gas trickling out and the last 1% of the installation of a windows program.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 3:09 PM on March 1, 2005