Comments on: That was a great orgy. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?

That was a great orgy. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?

saysthis — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 10:23:11 -0800

Now that's what I call a Jesus Freak. A movement out of Phoenix, AZ, that hotbed of fornication, to reform what it means to be a Christian. They've got some interesting ideas (even if they don't always do a good job of defending them), and of course there are people who like this idea and people who don't.

By: sklero

sklero — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 10:33:15 -0800

Polyarmory?

By: tpl1212

tpl1212 — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 10:38:14 -0800

uhh...NSFW?

By: odinsdream

odinsdream — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 10:39:57 -0800

...gotta love that avatar.

By: tpl1212

tpl1212 — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 10:41:54 -0800

I guess that first link in the FPP isn't exactly NSFW...the bewbies bulging out of the bodice at the top of the page elicited my last comment. Still... ...those Liberated Christians sure do like them some animated gifs...

By: ThePinkSuperhero

ThePinkSuperhero — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 10:45:40 -0800

Bill was once an attendee at a well-known evangelical seminary. How much you wanna bet he got kicked out?

By: HuronBob

HuronBob — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 10:57:43 -0800

I don't think I would call this a "movement"...more like a bad web page by some guy trying to justify his lifestyle. Not worth your time......

By: fenriq

fenriq — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 11:06:05 -0800

So what's up with this? Hoax site? Porn site? Joke? Sincere swingin' Christians? Makes me want to go to church if they're gonna be swingin' there. Why doesn't start a Drunken Barn Dance Religion? That'd be good fun for everyone, including Ms. Cartman.

By: cinderful

cinderful — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 11:06:30 -0800

While I agree that too many Christians wrongly equate sex with sin - the Bible is very, very clear about how God views extra-martial sex, marriage, and what sex was designed for. There are tons of examples of people in the Bible being involved in extra-marital sex - and each time it was labeled as sin. (King David being one of the biggest examples of such, who they cited as an example for their side)

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 11:07:54 -0800

Why doesn't start a Drunken Barn Dance Religion? Drunken barns tend to tip over, making dancing in them hazardous.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 11:09:48 -0800

jonmc, yeah, but what's religion without a little fear, danger and horizontal dancing?

By: Rawhide

Rawhide — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 11:19:09 -0800

Wow, jonmc and fenriq! That is one of the best 1-2 punches I have ever seen. Laughed so hard milk came out my nose! (and I haven't had milk since the early 90s). Thanks for brightening my day!

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 11:20:26 -0800

Thanks, we'll be here all week. Tip your waitress.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 11:36:15 -0800

Thanks, we'll be here all week. Tip your waitress. and try the lamb of God.

By: sciurus

sciurus — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 11:44:54 -0800

Ha!

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 11:53:05 -0800

*taps microphone* Is thing on?? *realizes it's actually a vibrator* *carrys on regardless*

By: fenriq

fenriq — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 11:59:08 -0800

quonsar, now you've got me laughing at loud! Careful, jonmc, I heard about a girl who chipped a tooth that way! Thanks, Rawhide (now I've got Rowdy Yates on the brain!!). Sorry for the derail. Back to your hot Christians Gone Wild Spring Break Party Action!

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 12:03:08 -0800

Thanks, Rawhide (now I've got Rowdy Yates on the brain!!). Sorry for the derail. Back to your hot Christians Gone Wild Spring Break Party Action! What baffles me is if you're at one of their retreats and you hear someone yelling "God, Oh God, Yes!!" behind closed doors should you assume they're orgamsing, feelin' the Spirit, or both?

By: fenriq

fenriq — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 12:06:20 -0800

Funny, I call my penis "The Spirit" so maybe they're multi-tasking?

By: garycarlson

garycarlson — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 12:23:10 -0800

religion, bah!!!

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 12:38:51 -0800

Funny, I call my penis "The Spirit"

By: designbot

designbot — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 13:08:36 -0800

This microphone, it vibrates?

By: Mr_Zero

Mr_Zero — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 14:13:14 -0800

I would guess that anyone that can rationalize Christianity and swinging, would be a super freak in the sack.

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 14:23:46 -0800

Well, it does give new meaning to "He is Risen" ...

By: fenriq

fenriq — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 14:42:45 -0800

By: alumshubby

alumshubby — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 14:48:08 -0800

Let My People Come.

By: 327.ca

327.ca — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 16:25:15 -0800

Yo, Jesus. Toss me another beer.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 16:53:27 -0800

Yo, Jesus. Toss me another beer. Sure thing. This is your brand, right?

By: kirkaracha

kirkaracha — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 17:10:20 -0800

Hey, can the Buddy Christ be far behind? Fuck-buddy Christ?

By: asok

asok — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 18:00:00 -0800

Good stuff people. Jonmc is in his element. Not the swinging Christians, the un-pc banter. Mmm...refreshing. Why doesn't start a Drunken Barn Dance Religion? That would be the Amish, according to my television.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 18:06:06 -0800

Not the swinging Christians Is it just me, or does that phrase conjure up images of ministers and choirs doing Benny Goodman numbers to anyone else?

By: yhbc

yhbc — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 18:31:14 -0800

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 18:58:36 -0800

Sure thing. This is your brand, right? Well, that's a good call...but don't you think the King of Kings deserves the King of Beers? (I jest of course...for even the man who could turn water to wine would be hard pressed to do anything nice for *shudder* budweiser.)

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 19:03:03 -0800

(I jest of course...for even the man who could turn water to wine would be hard pressed to do anything nice for *shudder* budweiser.) Turn it into malt liquor, maybe?

By: postmodernmillie

postmodernmillie — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 20:45:15 -0800

Is it just me, or does that phrase conjure up images of ministers and choirs doing Benny Goodman numbers to anyone else? Benny Hill, perhaps.

By: graymouser

graymouser — Tue, 01 Mar 2005 04:01:23 -0800

dejah - what? It'd make a great miracle, turning Budweiser into beer.

By: spinifex23

spinifex23 — Tue, 01 Mar 2005 08:53:13 -0800

This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Holy Trinity'.

By: MiltonRandKalman

MiltonRandKalman — Tue, 01 Mar 2005 15:09:28 -0800

...those Liberated Christians sure do like them some animated gifs... I'm applying for a grant to study if their is any correlation between devotion to god and the sheer ugliness of the devotee's webpage. I'm also commencing a study to look at relationships between the last 10 cents of pre-paid gas trickling out and the last 1% of the installation of a windows program.