I'm a funky disco queen who loves to infect mufflers...

March 3, 2005 2:16 PM

What You Are. I'm a slam-dancing sausage link who loves to suck toilets. What are you?
posted by joedan (54 comments total)

I'm an Oversexed lobster who loves to infect clits. Lovely.
posted by Kifer85 at 2:23 PM on March 3, 2005

Um, ok. Anyway, the "ONE MORE TIME!" would more aptly be labeled, "I know you are, but what am I?"
posted by Zurishaddai at 2:27 PM on March 3, 2005

I am a funky behemoth who loves to whallop werewolves.
posted by SisterHavana at 2:27 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm a dork who doesn't like promoting .edu websites that try to make a quick buck with banner ads...
posted by chrisgrau at 2:28 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm a fool me once noober than U who loves exclamation points.
posted by Feisty at 2:28 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm a testicular titan who loves to conquer sperm.

...well. I suppose one of us must.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 2:29 PM on March 3, 2005

I am a caged pinup model who loves to climb penises.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 2:30 PM on March 3, 2005

Whoa. I'm a sexy porn star who loves to enhance dragons.
posted by Specklet at 2:34 PM on March 3, 2005

You can enhance me any day, Specklet.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 2:35 PM on March 3, 2005

i am a monumental goddess who loves to explore hooters.

but don't we all?
posted by soi-disant at 2:36 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm an angry bitter old man who hasn't any time for frivolity like this.
posted by orthogonality at 2:37 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm a horny chick magnet who loves to sluuuurp circus tents, but you knew that already.
posted by mds35 at 2:37 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm a drunken bastard who loves to hump women, but I didn't need a goddamn website to tell me that...
posted by hellbient at 2:39 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm a carcinogenic manwhore who loves to stomp coke junkies......wow.....bang on........i have seriously never seen a phrase capture me so well
posted by koli at 2:39 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm a toe-sucking, penis bumper who loves to squeeze toes.

*heads off to update resume*
posted by 27 at 2:40 PM on March 3, 2005

First, I was a tiny bicycle who loves to punch hookers.
But now I am a polite slut who loves to bake cunts.
posted by pmbuko at 2:47 PM on March 3, 2005

I am a funky behemoth who loves to whallop werewolves.

Oh the fuck you say ...

;-)
posted by Wulfgar! at 2:48 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm a gigantic fuitcake who loves to buy Bill Cosby.
posted by cl at 2:48 PM on March 3, 2005

You can enhance me any day, Specklet.

You gonna bring your firey whip?
posted by Specklet at 2:51 PM on March 3, 2005

Hey, you know what's funny?

Sex.
posted by ITheCosmos at 2:51 PM on March 3, 2005

*I* am a polite virgin who loves to hump octopi.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 3:01 PM on March 3, 2005

a very large demon who loves to infect ringtails.

Uh, oh, I think that's the ASPCA on Line Two...
posted by alumshubby at 3:16 PM on March 3, 2005

Sexy sexybitch who loves to orally explore kangaroos..

I've finally found my role in life! My parents will be soo proud.
posted by Nugget at 3:19 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm a busty raver fag who loves to stroke nipples.

*throws away old wardrobe and heads off to nearest Betsey Johnson*
posted by googly at 3:20 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm a caged foot worshiper who loves to shrink pattysaurs.

...wtf's a pattysaur?
posted by tastybrains at 3:21 PM on March 3, 2005

Nice to meet everyone. I'm David.

Obvious.
posted by kickingtheground at 3:40 PM on March 3, 2005

I am a cock-heavy cab driver who loves to stroke bears.
posted by zardoz at 3:46 PM on March 3, 2005

But now I am a polite slut who loves to bake cunts.

Cunt Baker!

...wtf's a pattysaur?

I don't know, but you sure love to shrink them (if you know what I mean)
eh? eh?
posted by hellbient at 3:48 PM on March 3, 2005

apparently, I'm a delicious bastard who likes to megafuck sandwiches
posted by matteo at 4:01 PM on March 3, 2005

I am a pathetic beauty who loves to corner dragons.

Apparently a suicidal pathetic beauty.
posted by Uccellina at 4:02 PM on March 3, 2005

i'm a strong hunk who likes to pilfer cunts ... (hey, that's what the site told me, it's not MY claim)...
posted by twiggy at 4:02 PM on March 3, 2005

I am a biased slut who loves to sniff dinosaurs. How did they know?
posted by idest at 4:11 PM on March 3, 2005

I am a drunken foot worshipper who likes to pake circus tents.

Just as I thought.
posted by jonmc at 4:38 PM on March 3, 2005

"You are a shrunken boytoy who likes to devour hot bitches"

*looks around*

I think it's broken.
posted by Stauf at 4:55 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm a monstrous slut who loves to infect Mexico.

I'm clean, I promise!
posted by moonbird at 5:12 PM on March 3, 2005

I am a one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater....

Is the song now STUCK IN YOUR HEAD?????
posted by WaterSprite at 5:13 PM on March 3, 2005

I am a macrophillic goliath who loves to control hot bitches. Or so they tell me.
posted by nyterrant at 5:20 PM on March 3, 2005

And for my first ever comment on here, I'll like to introduce myself as a horny stud magnet who likes to suck lanterns.
posted by daninnj at 5:47 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm a godly dragon who loves to laugh at tigers.

I can't even get any sex in online quizzes.
posted by CunningLinguist at 5:56 PM on March 3, 2005

If it'll make you feel better, I can worship your feet while the tent cooks.
posted by jonmc at 6:03 PM on March 3, 2005

It's time to finally admit to the world that I am a sexy organ donor who loves to enhance trouser snakes.

It's like they know me.
posted by Space Kitty at 6:39 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm so gonna regret that.
posted by Space Kitty at 6:39 PM on March 3, 2005

It says that I am a questionable penis pumper who sniffs clits. This site just may pass the Turing Test.
posted by the_bone at 6:41 PM on March 3, 2005

*waves to space kitty*
posted by the_bone at 6:42 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm a cock-heavy pimp who loves to deflower Wile E. Coyote. Or I'm a horny hosecock boy who loves to punish clits.

I believe my husband might have something to say about this...
posted by deborah at 7:06 PM on March 3, 2005

I am a busty pinup model who likes to discover lesbians.

Holy shit. Dead on accuracy.
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:44 PM on March 3, 2005

I am a human dildo
posted by elemenopee at 7:55 PM on March 3, 2005

I am a sexy bastard who loves to devour sandwiches

Pretty close... my parents were married before I was conceived
posted by Hicksu at 10:05 PM on March 3, 2005

I'm a non-smoking network engineer, who likes cycling and travel.

Anyone?
posted by Mr Bismarck at 3:33 AM on March 4, 2005

It told me I am a sexy beast who loves to climb animals. I didn't agree, so I ran it again, and it told me I am a corpulent midget who loves to climb animals. It wasn't the first part I was disagreeing with.
posted by gummo at 10:03 AM on March 4, 2005

I am an unwilling IE user who notices that with ActiveX controls disabled, it doesn't seem to work.

Who loves to hump octopi.
posted by squidlarkin at 10:59 AM on March 4, 2005

Backs away slowly...
posted by grateful at 12:13 PM on March 4, 2005

It...sort of works on mine....it's like it's running at 10 goes a second, with all the options blurring subliminally past you. Unless it always doesn't, and you're supposed to press a "stop" button somewhere. It's kind of great though - weirdly hypnotic, and leaving echoes of a thousand obscene phrases in your mind....
posted by Jon Mitchell at 12:33 PM on March 4, 2005

Clicking on each word box works like stop button. I too, like the hypnotic effect of just letting it run.
posted by PY at 3:32 PM on March 4, 2005