Comments on: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Pretty_Generic — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 07:09:39 -0800

Intermittently hilarious soundboard-based prank calls

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 07:11:01 -0800

The MJ one is obviously staged, but I haven't heard another one like that. I like Pacino and Schwarzennegger.

By: ShawnStruck

ShawnStruck — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 07:18:21 -0800

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By: carsonb

carsonb — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 07:26:29 -0800

i work at a bookstore in a mall that's overrun with food court druids, so a prank call every once in a while is to be expected. I never realized that this is how those types of calls are accomplished. Once I talked to Ahnohld on the phone for good on 10 minutes just using clips from one of these soundboards. That was one of the most enlightening conversations I've had the joy of participating in. Even better, one day Darth Vader Himself showed up in person, dressed down in filthy jeans and a stinking jersey (but still in the mask and his chest-mounted breathing attachment). he spoke to me through pre-recorded messages activated by switches on the breathing attachment. i had to ask him to be menacing elsewhere cuz he was scaring the kids. he just breathed at me, then left.

By: nthdegx

nthdegx — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 07:45:53 -0800

Making the prank calls is more fun than listening to the recordings, in my opinon. Yeah -- the Arnie one is the best one. Arnie sound board. Who is your daddy, and what does he do? My advice? Don't stray too far from the ten in the top left hand corner...

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 08:06:16 -0800

There is nothing better in this entire stinking world than the Jack Black soundboard. Gold isn't better. Love isn't better. Sex isn't better. Jack Black soundboard. The greatest thing...ever.

By: angry modem

angry modem — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 08:55:16 -0800

yeah except jack black isn't funny

By: Saucy Intruder

Saucy Intruder — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 09:29:40 -0800

That guy made a million dollars? From where?

By: ChasFile

ChasFile — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 09:40:46 -0800

How is this not a double post?

By: grouse

grouse — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 09:42:59 -0800

I can't wait to try this on my little brother.

By: gagglezoomer

gagglezoomer — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 10:00:29 -0800

Watch Mr. Show Season 1, episode 2 and then tell me Jack Black isn't funny.

By: Steve_at_Linnwood

Steve_at_Linnwood — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 12:14:12 -0800

The best call is the one where the telemarketer is calling the pranker.

By: funkbrain

funkbrain — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 12:15:48 -0800

gagglezoomer: JB was the tip of a very funny iceberg which was that episode. Or something.

By: dodgygeezer

dodgygeezer — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 12:56:38 -0800

Watch Mr. Show Season 1, episode 2 and then tell me Jack Black isn't funny. Ah yes. That'd be the sketch where you have to think people singing very loudly in a cod-operatic voice for a quarter of an hour is hilarious to get much enjoyment from it. That does seem to be a good summary of Jack Black's talents however. And Shallow Hal. What the fuck was that about?

By: gagglezoomer

gagglezoomer — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 13:01:04 -0800

And Shallow Hal. What the fuck was that about? Following the advice of his dying father, Hal dates only women who are physically beautiful. One day, however, he runs into self-help guru Tony Robbins, who hypnotizes him into recognizing only the inner beauty of women. Hal thereafter meets Rosemary, a grossly obese woman whom only he can see as a vision of loveliness. But will their relationship survive when Hal's equally shallow friend undoes the hypnosis? via IMDB

By: Axaxaxas Mlö

Axaxaxas Mlö — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 13:37:34 -0800

I didn't realize Shallow Hal had a Tony Robbins product placement. That confirms my decision to avoid it.

By: quonsar II electric boogaloo

quonsar II electric boogaloo — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 14:13:16 -0800

angrygeezer and dodgymodem, there's nothing wrong with you two that a few dozen cock pushups wouldn't fix.

By: dodgygeezer

dodgygeezer — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 14:39:19 -0800

Thanks for that gagglezoomer. Seems like I'd confused it with Name of the Rose again. quonsarII - my cock is already sufficiently muscular. Thanks for your concern. Why the fuck are there two quonsars? Either someone fed him after midnight or it's the worst fucking pseudonym in history.

By: gagglezoomer

gagglezoomer — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 14:54:55 -0800

Isn't Name of the Rose that movie where James Bond crossdresses?

By: dodgygeezer

dodgygeezer — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 15:18:26 -0800

Yeah, that's the one. Or was it The Untouchables...

By: doctor_negative

doctor_negative — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 15:34:57 -0800

Isn't Name of the Rose that movie where James Bond crossdresses? isn't it "The Man Who Would Be Queen"?

By: quonsar II electric boogaloo

quonsar II electric boogaloo — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 16:24:37 -0800

the worst fucking pseudonym in history says Dodgy Geezer. oi! wot kind of chav air yew?