Comments on: I read it on the Internet, It must be true.

I read it on the Internet, It must be true.

MiltonRandKalman — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:30:54 -0800

Uncyclopedia. Why put up with Wikipedia boring or questionable entries? Uncyclopedia has the straight dope on Life, Universe, and Every thing.

By: billsaysthis

billsaysthis — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:35:52 -0800

Nothing to see here

By: Hildago

Hildago — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:57:17 -0800

Ok, maybe it's a joke, but insulting Wikipedia, even in jest, is like insulting my mother. Or google. Take it back man!

By: Robot Johnny

Robot Johnny — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 20:19:00 -0800

Wait... tell me more about these vampire watermelons!

By: euphorb

euphorb — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 20:21:02 -0800

[This is F-ing awesome]

By: MiltonRandKalman

MiltonRandKalman — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 20:24:56 -0800

Take it back man! n o

By: daninnj

daninnj — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 20:27:57 -0800

I love this! I made a few new pages! [this is good]

By: DrJohnEvans

DrJohnEvans — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 20:30:07 -0800

That's a classy potato.

By: blendor

blendor — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 20:37:37 -0800

that's fun. it's helping me forget all about some other nasty post.

By: underer

underer — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 20:38:06 -0800

excellent

By: MiltonRandKalman

MiltonRandKalman — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 20:38:20 -0800

Wait... tell me more about these vampire watermelons! I emailed Uncyclopedia about writing a Vampire Watermelon entry on shear principle. Yes, I could have written my own, but I have horrible grammar and I'm not funny. Read my past comments, you'll see I'm right on both counts.

By: carter

carter — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 20:57:31 -0800

My hovercraft is full of eels. It says here.

By: mss

mss — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 21:28:55 -0800

Newtonian Physics I think I've seen that before. Wish there was some way to kind of edit that down.

By: Quartermass

Quartermass — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 21:38:38 -0800

Nintendo could be considered the gods of all that is video games. Although most consider some newer systems better, you wouldn't HAVE your fancy X-Box if Nintendo wasn't here. HAHA. It's funny 'cuz it's true.

By: Lionfire

Lionfire — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 21:44:19 -0800

I'll stick to Wookiepedia, thanks.

By: geekyguy

geekyguy — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 21:45:20 -0800

Funny stuff, thanks. Kitten huffing, hehe.

By: Robot Johnny

Robot Johnny — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 22:30:54 -0800

Snicker...

By: zerokey

zerokey — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 23:13:36 -0800

snarf how very meta

By: Tlogmer

Tlogmer — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 23:39:50 -0800

Everything2

By: Masi

Masi — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 03:02:50 -0800

Can't touch this! Most excellent.

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 05:45:28 -0800

recently I created a wikipedia entry for myself. It was gone within the hour. I now have an uncyclopedia entry about myself. thank you. [this is the shit]

By: Idiot Mittens

Idiot Mittens — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 07:30:28 -0800

So I don't understand.....this is a joke? But I've been huffing kittens for years. Is that wrong? Was I not supposed to do that?

By: goodnewsfortheinsane

goodnewsfortheinsane — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 07:43:24 -0800

Someone had to do it so I did: full circle.

By: greensweater

greensweater — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 08:53:06 -0800

Is Launceston, Tasmania really the incest capital of the world? Apparently the title is heavily disputed.

By: yeahyeahyeahwhoo

yeahyeahyeahwhoo — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 10:23:17 -0800

nice link! i like the slim shady algorythim

By: fshgrl

fshgrl — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 10:54:34 -0800

Fantastic. And so big! Hours of amusement here.

By: schyler523

schyler523 — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 12:32:12 -0800

"A constructive flamewar is where you build up pages of irrelevant information and add topics to distort the truth to your side, rather than edit pages supporting the other argument. When doing so, please do not use bots, or copy and paste the same page over and over again. This is abusive. What you can do, however, is create many bizzare articles that relate to your point. This is a constructive flamewar, which contributes rather than degrades from Uncyclopedia. You are encouraged to write about completely unrelated topics to push your agenda, but please do not revert/edit out topics that oppose you." "For example, "Timmy is stupid!!!" is not as good as "In 1982, the A-Team declared Timmy is stupid."" priceless...

By: kuatto

kuatto — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 16:03:10 -0800

Metafilter

By: dg

dg — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 19:30:12 -0800

[this is ~~good~~ fucking cool]

By: longbaugh

longbaugh — Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:06:36 -0800

Thank you so much MiltonRandKalman for making yesterday at work go so quickly. I am currently working on something like my 20th entry now...

By: MiltonRandKalman

MiltonRandKalman — Fri, 11 Mar 2005 16:05:45 -0800

np. I almost feel bad for Jonathan who runs it. He went from a few hits an hour, to 5K, then to 26k. 600 articles to 2100 a few days ago. I emailed him and apologized for the mess as the writing quality of some entries went downhill. Though the Metafilter entry is right on. I also told him that Fark and SA not finding him was going to be part of my evening prayer. On the same note. Congrats on 26k hits/hr and 2000+ articles. I told him he could now add an entry for Meme, definition: Me