Minimally Invasive Surgery

March 19, 2005 1:50 AM

Centipedes...in my vagina?
posted by angry modem (26 comments total)

I was offered a three-way tonight and I turned it down. I blame centipedes.
posted by greasy_skillet at 1:52 AM on March 19, 2005

Matt lives in PST, right? So you might have 8 hours before this gets deleted, depending on how he likes to spend his weekends. Best luck, dude!
posted by Kwantsar at 1:53 AM on March 19, 2005

next time I get a colonoscopy, I'll totally ask for extra dilaudid and 2 of these.
posted by LimePi at 1:54 AM on March 19, 2005

> If ever there was a shoe-in for an IgNobel Prize, this is it. The obvious question is, should the Prize be awarded in Biology, Engineering, or Medicine?
posted by dhartung at 2:02 AM on March 19, 2005

I laughed, I cried, I remembered its 2 in the morning and I should probably quit making the girl's butt bounce and go to bed.

Good luck with the post, angry modem. The title's really not even all that far off. Nice.
posted by fenriq at 2:02 AM on March 19, 2005

This post is gay.
posted by Witty at 2:10 AM on March 19, 2005

I'm just shocked angry modem has a vagina.
posted by TwelveTwo at 2:45 AM on March 19, 2005

I Thought About the Game!
posted by blasdelf at 4:01 AM on March 19, 2005

Damn your scurvy hide, blasdelf! AGHH!

I call Cockfosters to Green Park, South Kensington, Hammersmith and then Paddington to Elephant and then Oval, just because. Rats! Embankment!
posted by loquacious at 4:21 AM on March 19, 2005

that's not your vagina.
posted by quonsar at 5:03 AM on March 19, 2005

Whatever. This FPP had the best possible clickthrough. Let us discuss robotics in medicine.
posted by mek at 5:20 AM on March 19, 2005

quonsar : " that's not your vagina."

Whose vagina is it?
posted by Bugbread at 5:29 AM on March 19, 2005

CILLIT BANG
posted by Pretty_Generic at 5:31 AM on March 19, 2005

This centipede...it vibrates?
posted by adamrice at 6:34 AM on March 19, 2005

Silly FPP, but pretty much worth it for me for greasy_skillet's comment, which made me pee a little.
posted by sninky-chan at 6:36 AM on March 19, 2005

posted by moonbird at 7:42 AM on March 19, 2005

But I don't WANT to be exposed to robotic earthworms!
posted by O9scar at 7:50 AM on March 19, 2005

Moonbird: if this were me (the "dog", that is), I would kill my master and then jump off a bridge.
posted by spincycle at 8:10 AM on March 19, 2005

No no no no - these are not centipedes in the vagina. These are the dreaded Robot Arseworms! Run away! Run away!
posted by Flitcraft at 8:55 AM on March 19, 2005

To paraphrase a popular music video: "Even robot earthworms have more sex than me..."
Congratulations on avoiding deletion on this one, angmod.
posted by wendell at 10:45 AM on March 19, 2005

This is gonna give hentai a run for its money. Monster demon tentacle cocks, old and busted. Centipede robot cocks, new hotness.
posted by freakystyley at 12:00 PM on March 19, 2005

oh, lovely.
posted by Muffpub at 12:14 PM on March 19, 2005

I'm not a specialist, but I'm pretty sure a colonoscopy doesn't involve a vagina at all!
posted by clevershark at 12:18 PM on March 19, 2005

nor does anything in the article involve centipedes
posted by winston at 12:45 PM on March 19, 2005

But why let the facts get in the way of good link text?
posted by nebulawindphone at 2:03 PM on March 19, 2005

driven by a DC motor which has good performance and sufficient power

best robotic-anal-probe FPP ever... .. kudos AM

posted by login at 10:24 PM on March 19, 2005