Comments on: Snuggles? SNUGGLES!!

Snuggles? SNUGGLES!!

loquacious — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 14:32:53 -0800

By: 327.ca

327.ca — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 14:39:49 -0800

So...do you think there'd be some way this post and the one before it could get together? I'm thinking "fried pet pillows" or something...

By: casu marzu

casu marzu — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 14:42:45 -0800

Please freeze your pet immediately upon passing to insure there will be no hair slippage. Double bag to insure no freezerburn. Daddy! Can you reach the popsicles for me? Fluffy's in the way!

By: Stars Kitten

Stars Kitten — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 14:43:05 -0800

oh for god's sake, that is sick!

By: uni verse

uni verse — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 14:57:24 -0800

I wonder what is going through rover's mind as his mentor returns from the dead as a pillow.

By: shino-boy

shino-boy — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 14:59:35 -0800

This post just kick-started my Saturday. Meow......

By: schyler523

schyler523 — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 14:59:45 -0800

OMG...my girlfriend tells her cat that she is going to make a pillow of him when he dies all the time! I thought it seemed a bit creepy at first, but now that i've seen it with a camouflage background i'm convinced. Has anyone ever seen the Pet Mummies? Bronzed Pets?

By: shino-boy

shino-boy — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 15:02:41 -0800

Oh, and Jeanette's kinda hot, too, in a taxidemy kind of way.

By: AlexReynolds

AlexReynolds — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 15:15:34 -0800

CreepyFilter.

By: ericb

ericb — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 15:23:05 -0800

casu marzu - you owe me a new monitor- or, at least some Windex! Still cracking up over that line!

By: forallmankind

forallmankind — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 15:24:54 -0800

You're right - she is kinda hot. Who would have thought...?

By: BlackLeotardFront

BlackLeotardFront — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 15:43:26 -0800

Holy CHRIST

By: chickygrrl

chickygrrl — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 15:45:37 -0800

This is gool, but I'd much rather fill my mother's 30lb cat with those microbead things. Now that would be a cool pillow.

By: AlexReynolds

AlexReynolds — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 15:56:27 -0800

What would be really cool is if Stephen King writes a sequel to Pet Cemetery, where the pillows come back to life and kill everyone in a small, rural Maine town, except for one little girl who uses her special "shinning" abilities to fight back the murderous horde of upholstered zombies.

By: winston

winston — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 15:57:07 -0800

I think she's way underpriced. I mean, people are willing to FedEx her the dog and then she only charges them another $75. Or $130 for a cow! She's making more money for the courier than for herself

By: 327.ca

327.ca — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 16:00:01 -0800

Or $130 for a cow! Lotta beef in a freshly-frozen cow...

By: casu marzu

casu marzu — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 16:02:52 -0800

How much does FedEx charge to ship a frozen cow? I'll bet it's at least $100.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 16:15:04 -0800

This is just plain wrong... reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Brian finds that his mom was turned into a table...

By: forallmankind

forallmankind — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 16:15:14 -0800

d'ya think they have special extra large FedEx boxes for cows, or do they just use a giant padded envelope...?

By: wendell

wendell — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 16:17:24 -0800

327.ca, your every wish is provided by the Internets: Stuffed Donuts (and I don't mean creme filled).

By: casu marzu

casu marzu — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 16:21:53 -0800

d'ya think they have special extra large FedEx boxes for cows, or do they just use a giant padded envelope...? More importantly, are the boxes free?

By: Medieval Maven

Medieval Maven — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 16:25:12 -0800

So wrong. So, so wrong. You do not stuff your loved ones. I think I may have nightmares. Eeesh.

By: forallmankind

forallmankind — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 16:27:35 -0800

actually in retrospect, if the cow's going to be double-bagged anyway, you might be able to get away with just a few FedEx stickers....

By: tpl1212

tpl1212 — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 16:34:14 -0800

These soft, huggable pillows are a great way to enjoy your cherished pet and is an inexpensive alternitave to taxidermy. Is that how one types with a drawl?

By: winston

winston — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 17:05:04 -0800

FedEx has special envelopes for stool samples so, who knows, they might have something for carcasses too. Hm. This conversation isn't getting any less gross, is it?

By: yhbc

yhbc — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 17:18:56 -0800

[this is very, very bad]

By: orthogonality

orthogonality — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 17:26:47 -0800

Did you know that in some cultures they put their dead in intentionally non-permeable containers -- so that the dead are never reunited with the earth -- and then ironically bury them in the earth? Disgusting!

By: Espoo2

Espoo2 — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 18:02:33 -0800

Cool. I wonder if they do pets, as well as humans?

By: forallmankind

forallmankind — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:13:40 -0800

Now I come to think of it though - but maybe it's just me - I don't actually know anyone who owns a pet cow.

By: Bighappyfunhouse

Bighappyfunhouse — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 21:27:53 -0800

I'd be more impressed if they could turn my dog into this.

By: buzzman

buzzman — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 21:53:57 -0800

Taxidermy pet pillows? That is sick. Do they have a sister site that can do a trophy mount of your pets head on the wall? Maybe turn small legs into a pen or pencil holder? The cat-tail dust broom? Mold the eyes into glass for earrings? Fido's good luck left ear charm on a key ring? Egh. It has to all be out there somewhere.

By: sour cream

sour cream — Sun, 20 Mar 2005 02:48:42 -0800

I got into taxidermy by accident. Isn't that what Norman Bates said?

By: weretable and the undead chairs

weretable and the undead chairs — Sun, 20 Mar 2005 07:45:00 -0800

*visits the "about" link* I'd stuff her. ... *rimshot* I'm very sorry for that.

By: faceonmars

faceonmars — Sun, 20 Mar 2005 09:54:37 -0800

Playing around on the Fedex site, I found that a 400 lb cow (that seems light for a cow) is too large for Fedex ground. Fedex Express will accept it, but the freight charges will be about $4000.00. I guess you could go Postal Service, but they won't accept a parcel over 70 lbs. You'd better just skin your cow yourself and ship the skin. To prepare the skin for shipping, refer to the Domestic Mail Manual. The new version, DMM 300 comes out tomorrow and replaces DMM 58. Believe me, DMM 300 is much easier to use.

By: Ailla

Ailla — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 14:56:02 -0800

oh. my. god. I almost let out a scream when I first opened the site.

By: feelinglistless

feelinglistless — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:07:22 -0800

Anyone read the instructions on what to do should your pet expire? "Please freeze your pet immediately upon passing to insure there will be no hair slippage. Double bag to insure no freezerburn. Ship packages ONLY on Monday's do prevent carrier mishaps. All frozen animals must be shipped next day air to insure against spoilage. Incase of large animals please call for shipping instructions. " Only on Mondays?!?