Comments on: Is Osama Hot or Not?

Is Osama Hot or Not?

hoder — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:34:58 -0800

Dear Sex Addict, Is Osama Hot or Not? (Sunday Magazine, Vancouver) I think OBL is totally hot, but my friends think I've lost my sense of judgement. What do you think? Do you think Osama is hot or not? Some people find Osama sexy. He is tall and aristocratic looking. Personally, I could do without the beard. I imagine people find him sexy because he is an outlaw. Some people say they find Osama sexy just to be outrageous. I think he looked much sexier when he was younger (don't we all?); lately he looks tired, old, not vibrant. One thing you can be certain of, though, is that Osama doesn't find you sexy.

By: caddis

caddis — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:37:24 -0800

I think he would look pretty "hot" roasting on a spit.

By: Embryo

Embryo — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 01:24:33 -0800

the first thing i thought to do when i started reading the FPP text was to imagine it being read by sacha baron cohen's bruno character. i recommend it. haven't followed the link yet, though. hah.

By: DrDoberman

DrDoberman — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 01:35:39 -0800

Imagine Bruno's response, I am guessing it would be along the lines of... One thing you can be certain of, though, is that Osama doesn't find you sexy.

By: scarabic

scarabic — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 01:46:59 -0800

Yeah this is actually a Bruno / Sasha Baron Cohen routine. Did I miss something?

By: jiroczech

jiroczech — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 05:36:35 -0800

What's the point? A banal FPP and a link to some pretentious, wanky 'style' blog. I don't get it.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 08:11:24 -0800

you can't criticize hoder here, man. he "gets" the web. in persian.

By: furtive

furtive — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 08:12:51 -0800

Heads up, if you scroll down enough that beer can pick borders pretty close to NSFW.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 08:14:13 -0800

I get the feeling that since I am out of university and have a job the people at Sunday Mag would probably consider me as too "mainstream" to "get" their publication.

By: mkultra

mkultra — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 08:34:57 -0800

he "gets" the web. If this is the result, he can have it.

By: breezeway

breezeway — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 08:49:02 -0800

Marvelous snark.

By: thomcatspike

thomcatspike — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 08:58:19 -0800

I think OBL is totally hot, but my friends think I've lost my sense of judgement. Lost my sense of seeing him as the blog's opening view is blank, except for the left side bar/area. Am I missing something here?

By: matteo

matteo — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 09:14:19 -0800

not much, tcs

By: drunk7daysaweek

drunk7daysaweek — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 09:29:48 -0800

yeah that bearded bastard is a fashion guru

By: hoder

hoder — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 09:31:47 -0800

It's not a blog, but a magazine published in Vancouver.

By: thomcatspike

thomcatspike — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 09:43:35 -0800

Understood it is a magazine's site, excuse the wrong wording.

By: three blind mice

three blind mice — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 09:51:04 -0800

One thing you can be certain of, though, is that Osama doesn't find you sexy. it is going to be a bad day indeed for OBL when he arrives in front of allah and is learns that he is one of the 72 virgins - ass raped for eternity. OBL: "what no virgins for me?" allah: "sorry, old man, you ignored what i said about killing people in my name. i told the jews and the christians the same goddamned thing and none of you dumb asses seem to get it so it's down on all fours for you. i saved a spot for you right between menachem begin and yassir arafat." OBL: "but.." allah: "the only but in my heaven is yours. bark like a dog bitch."

By: dong_resin

dong_resin — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 10:00:55 -0800

He wheezes and mindlessly kills lots of people, I guess he's hot in a Darth Vader sort of a way.

By: schroedinger

schroedinger — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 10:07:08 -0800

Not even close. Look at those shoulders! Hawt.

By: thirteenkiller

thirteenkiller — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 11:57:00 -0800

Is that girl wearing tights under her boy panties?

By: fenriq

fenriq — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 12:07:42 -0800

I'm sorry, is there a point to this post? furtive, borders on NSFW? I don't think I'll be drinking any beer for a while with that nasty image in my mind. Just lovely how they got the creeper pubes in it. Bleh.

By: blacklite

blacklite — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 12:54:05 -0800

OBL is actually mentioned on the sex letters page, but I don't know. This post seems like a publicity grab or something.

By: Kleptophoria!

Kleptophoria! — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 15:54:10 -0800

Visually he's not so bad, really. It's all the beard's fault. Shave it off, Osama, honestly. There are a number of US presidents who've successfully murdered (by proxy, as is the style) more people than Osama bin Laden. But I'm pretty sure people would rise up and defend quite quickly any of those presidents, were there to be a similar thread dedicated to them. Not that I wouldn't cry if Osama got run over by an ice cream truck, only to die drowning horribly in said tasty ice cream. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

By: xmod2

xmod2 — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 16:24:41 -0800

Osama ain't got nothing on Pol Pot. yum yum give me some.

By: gorgor_balabala

gorgor_balabala — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 09:39:32 -0800

This is the ultimate luxury. You deserve it. Live it to the fullest.