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david hasselhoff 2005 calendar

subpixel — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 18:50:27 -0800

david hasselhoff 2005 calendar even worse than it sounds - startled by my girfriends screaming, i rushed over to see what was the matter. this is what is the matter.

By: veronitron

veronitron — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 18:56:37 -0800

April is going to give me nightmares.

By: dewrene

dewrene — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 19:05:29 -0800

This is why they hate us.

By: liam

liam — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 19:08:54 -0800

April is going to give me nightmares. Recurring ones.

By: tellurian

tellurian — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 19:14:28 -0800

I blame it on lia.

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 19:22:37 -0800

This is why they hate us. Well, and who could blame them? Yikes.

By: DeepFriedTwinkies

DeepFriedTwinkies — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 19:36:33 -0800

My birthday is coming soonish and if anyone is wondering what to get me....
I am going to go heterosexually swoon now.

By: nj_subgenius

nj_subgenius — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 19:41:19 -0800

My eyes! Arrrgh!

By: anastasiav

anastasiav — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 20:03:26 -0800

They seem to have misplaced the July photo in June. Also, what the heck is going on in that December photo anyhow ... is it just me, or does he have a whole series of little Davids springing forth from his crotch and falling into the fire?

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 20:11:07 -0800

Even worse.

By: srboisvert

srboisvert — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 20:14:14 -0800

You guys open .doc files from people you don't know? Really? Maybe somebody can post jpgs?

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 20:15:18 -0800

Oops. A recurring link.

By: DeepFriedTwinkies

DeepFriedTwinkies — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 20:21:07 -0800

You guys open .doc files from people you don't know? Really?

Yes. And some of us are still waiting for our free Ipods, large penises, and Presidential Rolexes that were promised to us.

By: dammitjim

dammitjim — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 20:41:27 -0800

Okay, I followed a couple of links, and found The Swimmer. Lest you think David is not up on cultural stuff, according to cheesedip, it's "an exquisite photo essay shot by Jeff Riedel for the New York Times Magazine in 2001 inspired by the classic 1968 Burt Lancaster movie which was based on this short story by John Cheever." Look closely for David with his trunks off! There is something so right about the David Hasselhoff phenomenon. I can't say I understand what it is, but it's true. He rules, simply for his unalloyed Hasselhoffness.

By: bobo123

bobo123 — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 20:52:06 -0800

You guys open .doc files from people you don't know? Really? I'm trying to imagine what sort of cracker would think the perfect delivery device for a virus would be a 2005 Hasslehoff calendar. Probably German.

By: davejay

davejay — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 20:59:19 -0800

Argh! I went to look at the site, and accidentally clicked on the downloadable calendar. Now my IP address is permanently logged somewhere as actually WANTING this. Sigh. Thank goodness it opened automatically in OpenOffice, which won't run MSOffice viruses...

By: [hifidigitalboy]

[hifidigitalboy] — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 21:13:17 -0800

I'm damaged now.

By: ontic

ontic — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 21:14:04 -0800

Such beauty, such range...

By: tellurian

tellurian — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 21:14:52 -0800

srboisvert You guys open .doc files from people you don't know? Really? She seems reasonably trustworthy but here you go anyway.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 21:22:50 -0800

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

By: puddinghead

puddinghead — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 22:05:24 -0800

Best damned laugh I've had in ages.

By: O9scar

O9scar — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 22:26:26 -0800

How this (retina-scarring/sorta nsfw) image didn't make it in I don't understand. Also, Ooga chaka ooga ooga

By: Embryo

Embryo — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 00:58:07 -0800

ouch.

By: nixerman

nixerman — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 01:01:29 -0800

Actually this is why they love us. And, for the record, I'd just like to say David Hasselhoff rocks. The guy can do anything but he doesn't brag about it because he's already got everything. Really, no single man has done more to bring people all over the world together in a spirit of good will and good times than my good friend David Hasselhoff. From Cali car enthusiasts to Chinese peasants (who love Baywatch!), everybody knows and admires the pure force of goodness that is Mr. Hasselhoff. (It was really him that brought down the Wall.) I'll proudly go out and buy this calendar and put it up in my office... in June.

By: Dagobert

Dagobert — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 02:01:59 -0800

What percentage of those photos are self-parody I wonder.

By: orange swan

orange swan — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 06:43:24 -0800

I can't help but wonder... who is this for? I can't see straight women or gay men liking this. Is it totally for kitsch value and to make it possible for us to torture our friends via email?

By: sciurus

sciurus — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 07:24:47 -0800

If David Hasselhoff got in a fight with William Shatner, who would win and why?

By: orange swan

orange swan — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 07:36:39 -0800

... and does David Hasselhoff know he's the biggest cheescake ever?

By: Fezboy!

Fezboy! — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 07:54:46 -0800

If David Hasselhoff got in a fight with William Shatner, who would win and why? If it was on pay-per-view then I'd say everyone wins!

By: scottq

scottq — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 08:29:13 -0800

Down, boy.

By: koeselitz

koeselitz — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 08:43:14 -0800

"...startled by my girfriends screaming, i rushed over to see what was the matter." At first, I figured you must be a pretty lucky guy, having more than one girlfriend. However, given that they've taken to surfing the web for Hasselhoff pics together, I'd say you're actually in real trouble.

By: urban greeting

urban greeting — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 08:48:36 -0800

If you liked AskMefi then you'll love Ask David Hasselhoff!

By: urban greeting

urban greeting — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 08:56:23 -0800

If David Hasselhoff got in a fight with William Shatner, who would win and why? ... and does David Hasselhoff know he's the biggest cheescake ever? I believe it would be a dead heat and I have a pet theory that I think may illuminate the situation. I strongly believe that Hasselhoff and Shatner are (non identical) twins who were seperated in birth. They are identical in all non-physical ways, except one - Shatner realises his ridiculousness and has built his career on it, whereas the wonderfully deluded Hasselhoff has bought his own hype and seems to be completly serious about his (equally hilarious) body of work. Thus, were they ever to go head to head, it would end in a wonderfully kitsch and entertaining draw.

By: orange swan

orange swan — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 09:26:37 -0800

Maybe we of Metafilter are Hasselhoff's audience. After all, we seem to really be interested in him. I fondly remember this thread in especial.

By: shylock66

shylock66 — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 11:47:11 -0800

April is the cruelest month

By: Bluecoat93

Bluecoat93 — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 12:40:55 -0800

Say what you want about The Hoff, he's in pretty darn good shape for a 52-year-old guy. I can think of lots and lots of men his age that have no business walking around in a Speedo.

By: mexican

mexican — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 18:58:23 -0800

I asked the Hoff what kind of new socks I should get and he told me I should hire the A-Team. Usually a good answer but it didn't address my immediate problem. I'll stick with AskMefi for now.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 06:59:23 -0800

Well, we devoted a whole thread to making fun of David Hasselhoff. Stay tuned for a thread on fish-barrel marksmanship. Jeez.