Comments on: Have you fought your cereal lately?

Have you fought your cereal lately?

gren — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:38:14 -0800

Breakfast Brawl is some very fun Friday Flash Fun Mike Tyson's Punch-Out style. This is a direct link to the .swf...if you'd like to play the original (small and full of ads) hit it up here.

By: BlackLeotardFront

BlackLeotardFront — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 14:03:53 -0800

Thats pretty awesome. Graphics are hilarious... maybe if Pepsi Blue (tm) had a viral marketing scheme like this sucker we wouldn't be using it as the archetype of all things bad and corporate. I was just playing Punch-Out!!! yesterday and that game is bomb. This is clearly an homage. Can anyone beat that SOB of a bagel? My punches just don't land, and I can't get any frusionators to get him down.

By: underer

underer — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 14:19:46 -0800

Where's the viral Duck Hunt? I would buy anything to keep that fucking dog from laughing at me.

By: sdrawkcab

sdrawkcab — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 14:29:01 -0800

I beat the bagel! Check out the high scores for RJK, number nine, right where I like to be. Shame the score is just for the bagel fight, or I would be number 1 for sure... haha. Okay, here is how to beat the bagel... Wait for his cut-open move, dodge it three times, then go to town. Hopefully you can land six punches which is two [product placement]inators. These land no matter what, so have it. Lather, rinse repeat. Oh, and this site will totally get busted by CARU Hey kids, have another! They make you STRONG... not fat.

By: unsupervised

unsupervised — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 14:34:25 -0800

You can land quite a few punches on the bagel without waiting for his special. Just look at where he's got his hands. If he's blocking low, punch high. If high, punch low. He's no Soda Popinski.

By: chaz

chaz — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:07:30 -0800

cool, and I think it's actually fairly effective marketing if you're already familiar with the Frusion rap (eat something healthy for breakfast). Kudos to the ad firm and the flash designers, this is nice work.

By: edmo

edmo — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:17:54 -0800

that damn bagel.

By: basicchannel

basicchannel — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:56:47 -0800

number 9, as well :(. Oh, I get it.

By: xmutex

xmutex — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:58:05 -0800

Come on Little Mac, you can do it!

By: redteam

redteam — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:00:29 -0800

High Score! I'm CBA: 8563 Thanks unsupervised and sdrawkcab!!!

By: jcruelty

jcruelty — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:08:14 -0800

very cool. no idea what frusion is but they get points for a cool punch out homage.

By: leotrotsky

leotrotsky — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:17:46 -0800

I went 3 rounds, where's my decision? WHERE'S MY @%#^%+& DECISION!

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:30:41 -0800

I thought Papi C. DeBagel was easy, though perhaps it's b/c it took me a few times to beat Dave "Egg and Cheese Sandwich" Jenkins.

By: painquale

painquale — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:40:39 -0800

9141! The bagel is vulnerable to two upper lefts followed by a lower right. Hit him with this whenever he isn't protecting his upper body, then frusion him.

By: PhatLobley

PhatLobley — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 17:15:40 -0800

Dave Jenkins: "I have this problem where I sweat cooking grease." He he.

By: schyler523

schyler523 — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 17:45:21 -0800

what leotrotsky said. You punch like a bialy!

By: sdrawkcab

sdrawkcab — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 17:52:38 -0800

9141 isn't up there anymore... I just got 8500 and it shows me at number 1. It also shows my old score, dropped to number ten. (closed the browser, went out for over 2 hours, came back) Maybe it's the kind of thing where every score is a high score, and there's a cookie saved on my computer or what.... I don't know if it's satisfying or sad that I'm good at this game....

By: painquale

painquale — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 18:38:18 -0800

Yeah, I got 9187 now, but I don't think high scores can be seen publicly. You get points for connecting with punches, so to get really high scores, you have to go without using frusions.

By: deafmute

deafmute — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 18:57:00 -0800

"Use bold, satisfying [product] to overpower your opponents." Heh. I love adspeak.

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 19:51:01 -0800

When you go into round two against the blueberry muffin one, he says "I'm going to tear your head off and leave the rest." As dirty as playing this made me feel (for pepsi blue reasons) I still found that wildly entertaining.

By: gren

gren — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 19:51:19 -0800

A winner is you! Ray Zinbran: Moe Finntop: Dave "A Sausage, Egg & Cheese Sandwich" Jenkins: "Papi" C. Debagel:

By: sdrawkcab

sdrawkcab — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 20:05:50 -0800

I can accept most of the nonsense of this game, but why is the muffin dreaming of horses? WHY!?

By: painquale

painquale — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 22:45:52 -0800

9527. I really wanna break 10000.

By: edd

edd — Sat, 26 Mar 2005 01:27:17 -0800

sdrawkcab: Muffin the mule?

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Sat, 26 Mar 2005 06:38:49 -0800

OK, so now I want a muffin, a bagel, and a sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich. I have no idea what they were actually trying to sell me. But it was fun.

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 08:16:14 -0800

Once upon a time, there was a World Domination Design Group game that was remarkably like this (called "Savage Boxing," if I recall) that's now died from the nets... They eventually turned it into a Gameboy cart... Argh. Must beat the bagel...