Hunting Stilts?

March 25, 2005 3:11 PM

Average accessoriesfor your laptop computer. But I suppose Proporta has been expanding its target demographic lately with this device.
posted by TwelveTwo (19 comments total)

Would that be one of those items only available next Friday? :-)
posted by clevershark at 3:18 PM on March 25, 2005

You know the giraffes (giraffi?) will fight back by just getting themselves some stilts. And then we'll all have sore necks.
posted by fenriq at 3:25 PM on March 25, 2005

Oh my god, the next arms race has begun.
posted by borkingchikapa at 3:28 PM on March 25, 2005

Oh my god, the next arms race has begun.

Legs.
posted by 327.ca at 3:29 PM on March 25, 2005

It is also to be noted that the stilts are wireless.
posted by TwelveTwo at 3:30 PM on March 25, 2005

AprilFoolFilter
posted by elwoodwiles at 3:40 PM on March 25, 2005

I'm ahead of the pack.
posted by TwelveTwo at 3:41 PM on March 25, 2005

that's outstanding. For the first link I was all like, "Feh! Why am I looking at this?!" I had a smug smirk on my face and everything. My fingers started doing their "flame" exercises. Then I clicked the second link. That's just awesome.
posted by shmegegge at 4:08 PM on March 25, 2005

My FPP are only getting better, next I suspect I will find a monkey tap dancing to "Tea for Two" with of course a hat, and cane. To placate the people against single link FPPs, there will be some relation between the dancing monkey with some genetically modified kittens able to fire laser beams from their eyes. It will also have opinion articles against Bush as he is against laser kittens and dancing monkeys, and against people against Bush.
posted by TwelveTwo at 4:16 PM on March 25, 2005

Mark my words.
posted by TwelveTwo at 4:17 PM on March 25, 2005

O mi god!! This is the funniest evah! +!

Next on When Nerds Get Teh Funny - A duck carrying a laser rifle!
posted by i_cola at 4:34 PM on March 25, 2005

This is a good way to get a leg up on the competition.

Somebody had to say it.
posted by berek at 4:58 PM on March 25, 2005

Funny post, but the delivery was a bit stilted.
posted by Malor at 5:15 PM on March 25, 2005

This product is not going to sell well. I mean, how does a big cat come up with a million bucks? And if it had that much money, why wouldn't it just buy a herd of cows?
posted by Kirth Gerson at 5:44 PM on March 25, 2005

I don't get it. Really, I don't. I'm not kidding either.
posted by R. Mutt at 5:48 PM on March 25, 2005

A herd of cows get eaten or wiped out by disease eventually, but busting giraffes, intimidating younger lions trying to usurp your status, and making all the lady cats say daaaaamn -- that's worth maxing out your Diner's Club card for.
posted by melissa may at 5:51 PM on March 25, 2005

Looks like they didn't get the copy editor in on their little prank.

>quack< *zap*
posted by furiousthought at 6:51 PM on March 25, 2005

So I'm a duck. Quack.
posted by loquacious at 7:54 PM on March 25, 2005

May also come in useful when crossing rivers with piranhas.
posted by foreverycomplexproblemthereisasolutionthatiswrong at 2:00 AM on March 26, 2005