Comments on: Hunting Stilts?

Hunting Stilts?

TwelveTwo — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:11:07 -0800

Average accessories for your laptop computer. But I suppose Proporta has been expanding its target demographic lately with this device.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:18:13 -0800

Would that be one of those items only available next Friday? :-)

By: fenriq

fenriq — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:25:45 -0800

You know the giraffes (giraffi?) will fight back by just getting themselves some stilts. And then we'll all have sore necks.

By: borkingchikapa

borkingchikapa — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:28:27 -0800

Oh my god, the next arms race has begun.

By: 327.ca

327.ca — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:29:59 -0800

Oh my god, the next arms race has begun. Legs.

By: TwelveTwo

TwelveTwo — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:30:52 -0800

It is also to be noted that the stilts are wireless.

By: elwoodwiles

elwoodwiles — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:40:50 -0800

AprilFoolFilter

By: TwelveTwo

TwelveTwo — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:41:24 -0800

I'm ahead of the pack.

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:08:49 -0800

that's outstanding. For the first link I was all like, "Feh! Why am I looking at this?!" I had a smug smirk on my face and everything. My fingers started doing their "flame" exercises. Then I clicked the second link. That's just awesome.

By: TwelveTwo

TwelveTwo — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:16:20 -0800

My FPP are only getting better, next I suspect I will find a monkey tap dancing to "Tea for Two" with of course a hat, and cane. To placate the people against single link FPPs, there will be some relation between the dancing monkey with some genetically modified kittens able to fire laser beams from their eyes. It will also have opinion articles against Bush as he is against laser kittens and dancing monkeys, and against people against Bush.

By: TwelveTwo

TwelveTwo — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:17:36 -0800

Mark my words.

By: i_cola

i_cola — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:34:05 -0800

O mi god!! This is the funniest evah! +! Next on When Nerds Get Teh Funny - A duck carrying a laser rifle!

By: berek

berek — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:58:53 -0800

This is a good way to get a leg up on the competition. Somebody had to say it.

By: Malor

Malor — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 17:15:34 -0800

Funny post, but the delivery was a bit stilted.

By: Kirth Gerson

Kirth Gerson — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 17:44:01 -0800

This product is not going to sell well. I mean, how does a big cat come up with a million bucks? And if it had that much money, why wouldn't it just buy a herd of cows?

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 17:48:01 -0800

I don't get it. Really, I don't. I'm not kidding either.

By: melissa may

melissa may — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 17:51:25 -0800

A herd of cows get eaten or wiped out by disease eventually, but busting giraffes, intimidating younger lions trying to usurp your status, and making all the lady cats say daaaaamn -- that's worth maxing out your Diner's Club card for.

By: furiousthought

furiousthought — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 18:51:59 -0800

Looks like they didn't get the copy editor in on their little prank. >quack< *zap*

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 19:54:17 -0800

So I'm a duck. Quack.

By: foreverycomplexproblemthereisasolutionthatiswrong

foreverycomplexproblemthereisasolutionthatiswrong — Sat, 26 Mar 2005 02:00:13 -0800

May also come in useful when crossing rivers with piranhas.