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March 26, 2005 7:17 PM

Kris Kross loves bloggers
posted by Pretty_Generic (21 comments total)

I don't get it, it's a cartoon sketch of two guys wearing shirts with the number 3 on them. At least their pants are on the right way nowadays.
posted by SenshiNeko at 7:34 PM on March 26, 2005

It's 1997 all over again.

And yes, as a mack daddy, I can assure y'all: Mackin' ain't easy.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 7:37 PM on March 26, 2005

Holy shit, check that. It's 1992 all over again. Man I feel old.

If this is/was Sony's idea of A&R, what an embarrassment.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 7:44 PM on March 26, 2005

Jump, jump... the shark!
posted by loquacious at 7:46 PM on March 26, 2005

Warm it up, Kris.
posted by rolypolyman at 7:52 PM on March 26, 2005

That drawing of the hoochie on the splash page has a nice shape on her. If you're into drawn chicks.
posted by jonmc at 7:53 PM on March 26, 2005

I'm about to.
posted by Kwantsar at 7:57 PM on March 26, 2005

They may love bloggers but they hate my mouse - what's with the 15 click-throughs of crap? God, that sucked. They suck. Ohhh, I better shut up or THEY'LL CUT ME.
posted by tristeza at 7:58 PM on March 26, 2005

Don't this just say it all.
posted by 235w103 at 8:04 PM on March 26, 2005

Does this mean I can stop wearing my pants backwards now?
posted by gwint at 8:11 PM on March 26, 2005

heh - the website says sonymusic.com, but if you actually go to the sony music website where they keep all their artists, KrisKross is nowhere to be seen.
posted by ouchitburns at 8:28 PM on March 26, 2005

wow. the forgotten catacombs of Sony Music. nice find.
posted by blacklite at 8:53 PM on March 26, 2005

I hope some unintentional event happens due to the potential massive amount of hits that this historic detritus receives.
posted by andendau at 10:13 PM on March 26, 2005

At least their pants are on the right way nowadays.

'Cause outside is wiggeda-wiggeda-wack!
posted by jonp72 at 12:48 AM on March 27, 2005

They've jumped on the bandwagon of artists who want more control of their music by writing and producing two of the eight songs on their album: "Hey Sexy" and "Money, Power and Fame." - Biography

Wow! Now that's what I call....taking control of your destiny.
posted by Navek Rednam at 2:09 AM on March 27, 2005

I think someone at Sony Music is having a laugh. Kriss Kross were wrapped up by 1996 (bio), but the term blogger wasn't coined until 1999 (wikipedia).

The Wayback Machine shows what the page looked like until last year.
posted by runkelfinker at 4:21 AM on March 27, 2005

I don't see the difference between the old version, and the new version...
posted by recursive at 4:59 AM on March 27, 2005

Ah, the title. Nevermind. Please forgive the preceding errant comma too.

Thanks.
posted by recursive at 5:00 AM on March 27, 2005

Maybe the woman in the middle is supposed to be Wonkette.
posted by NickDouglas at 10:44 PM on March 27, 2005

I don't see any permalinks on this page.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 11:22 AM on March 28, 2005

I went to high school in Atlanta and there was a persistent rumor that Kriss Kross was going to come to our school after they showed up to watch a track meet.
posted by Frank Grimes at 5:11 PM on March 28, 2005