Tom Waits ate my Easter candy

March 27, 2005 6:13 AM

Happy Easter, everyone!
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies (24 comments total)

christ is risen ... happy easter
posted by pyramid termite at 6:45 AM on March 27, 2005

Darwin Eggs: watch as each egg hatches into a von Neumann machine that resembles a mix of the traits of its parents. About half the eggs will, if properly cared for, produce more eggs of their own! It's a miracle!
posted by orthogonality at 6:51 AM on March 27, 2005

We want Barabbas.
posted by joe lisboa at 7:00 AM on March 27, 2005

psycho bondage bunnies (flash)
posted by madamjujujive at 7:28 AM on March 27, 2005

easter eggin' (game)
posted by amberglow at 7:54 AM on March 27, 2005

Easter is a great day! On this day a couple thousand years ago, Jesus either became a zombie, or made off to France with a prostitute. Either way you look at it: awesome. What better excuse to eat chocolate eggs?
posted by Hildago at 8:11 AM on March 27, 2005

Hildago writes " Jesus either became a zombie, or made off to France with a prostitute."

A philosophical zombie? A big-headed German whore?
posted by orthogonality at 8:14 AM on March 27, 2005

I would like to thank all the jews for killing Jesus. One, because I think he was inconsistent, boring and a bad fraud. Two, because if you hadn't taken the initiative on that project, I wouldn't have a delicious chocolate rabbit and pastel-colored Skittles.
posted by Mayor Curley at 8:17 AM on March 27, 2005

a good roundup of weird Easter things for kids from Norbizness

You're welcome, Mayor! Anytime at all! The best Easter candy, tho, is tomorrow, when it's half-priced.
("we pulled his plug", no?) ; >
posted by amberglow at 8:32 AM on March 27, 2005

I would like to thank all the jews for killing Jesus.

np. It was mostly me and some of my buds, but I'll be sure to spread the word and let everyone know at the big meeting on Thursday. (hint, hint: watch those Fed rates!)

We want Barabbas.

And the Funk.
posted by PlusDistance at 8:41 AM on March 27, 2005

Amberglow: Split a cab on Thursday?
posted by PlusDistance at 8:42 AM on March 27, 2005

Mayor Curley, you made me think of Lenny Bruce's confession, which I believe is going to be the epigraph that introduces The Passion II: Let's Round Up the Jews!:

"OK, we did it. We found a note in the basement: 'We did him in. Signed, Morty.'"

And thanks for the deliciously perverted game, mmj. I hope someone can save that poor violated bunny, because I don't think I'm the woman for the job.
posted by melissa may at 9:00 AM on March 27, 2005

you know it, Plus! (are we meeting under the White House or the Eiffel Tower this time? i'm bringing noodle kugel--what are you bringing?) ; >
posted by amberglow at 9:13 AM on March 27, 2005

Let's hear it for pagan fertility festivals!

All these people all over the Internet madly posting "He is risen", anyone would think he was made of dough. Jesus piroshki, anyone?
posted by bwerdmuller at 9:19 AM on March 27, 2005

"Hugs" madamjujujive
posted by adamvasco at 9:20 AM on March 27, 2005

Amber -- I'm on the blood-of-a-dead-you-know-what detail this month. 5 PM at the alien base under Whole Foods. Hillary chairs.
posted by PlusDistance at 9:39 AM on March 27, 2005

And on this day, Terri shall rise up and walk the earth, to ascend into heaven 40 days later...
posted by adampsyche at 9:43 AM on March 27, 2005

gotcha--gotta make those matzohs. Oh, have you spoken to Wolfie about that World Bank stuff?

we're so pushing it--even i'm getting squeamish now.
posted by amberglow at 9:44 AM on March 27, 2005

praise the Lord and pass the feeding tube!
posted by quonsar at 9:49 AM on March 27, 2005

"That must have been some party. I feel like I've been dead for three days!"
posted by gimonca at 9:50 AM on March 27, 2005

amberglow writes "we're so pushing it--even i'm getting squeamish now."

Are you a... Jew, amberglow?
posted by orthogonality at 9:55 AM on March 27, 2005

gotcha--gotta make those matzohs.

Ah crap. That time of year again, isn't it? Ah well, I'll go get the juicer, you guys lay out the bait.
posted by kickingtheground at 9:36 PM on March 27, 2005

rofl! : >

(and i can't wait for tom'w--1/2 price easter candy!)
posted by amberglow at 9:39 PM on March 27, 2005

I enjoyed celebrating this holiday, upon which the server dies, wrestles the evil JRun all day in limbo, then comes back to life.

I know there's a Passion Play out there that emphasizes reliable uptime, but I can't seem to find it at the moment.
posted by trondant at 9:58 PM on March 27, 2005