Comments on: Tom Waits ate my Easter candy

Tom Waits ate my Easter candy

DeepFriedTwinkies — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 06:13:07 -0800

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 06:45:21 -0800

christ is risen ... happy easter

By: orthogonality

orthogonality — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 06:51:53 -0800

Darwin Eggs: watch as each egg hatches into a von Neumann machine that resembles a mix of the traits of its parents. About half the eggs will, if properly cared for, produce more eggs of their own! It's a miracle!

By: joe lisboa

joe lisboa — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 07:00:46 -0800

We want Barabbas.

By: madamjujujive

madamjujujive — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 07:28:43 -0800

psycho bondage bunnies (flash)

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 07:54:48 -0800

easter eggin' (game)

By: Hildago

Hildago — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 08:11:17 -0800

Easter is a great day! On this day a couple thousand years ago, Jesus either became a zombie, or made off to France with a prostitute. Either way you look at it: awesome. What better excuse to eat chocolate eggs?

By: orthogonality

orthogonality — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 08:14:41 -0800

Hildago writes " Jesus either became a zombie, or made off to France with a prostitute." A philosophical zombie? A big-headed German whore?

By: Mayor Curley

Mayor Curley — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 08:17:51 -0800

I would like to thank all the jews for killing Jesus. One, because I think he was inconsistent, boring and a bad fraud. Two, because if you hadn't taken the initiative on that project, I wouldn't have a delicious chocolate rabbit and pastel-colored Skittles.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 08:32:26 -0800

a good roundup of weird Easter things for kids from Norbizness You're welcome, Mayor! Anytime at all! The best Easter candy, tho, is tomorrow, when it's half-priced. ("we pulled his plug", no?) ; >

By: PlusDistance

PlusDistance — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 08:41:16 -0800

I would like to thank all the jews for killing Jesus. np. It was mostly me and some of my buds, but I'll be sure to spread the word and let everyone know at the big meeting on Thursday. (hint, hint: watch those Fed rates!) We want Barabbas. And the Funk.

By: PlusDistance

PlusDistance — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 08:42:20 -0800

Amberglow: Split a cab on Thursday?

By: melissa may

melissa may — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 09:00:14 -0800

Mayor Curley, you made me think of Lenny Bruce's confession, which I believe is going to be the epigraph that introduces The Passion II: Let's Round Up the Jews!: "OK, we did it. We found a note in the basement: 'We did him in. Signed, Morty.'" And thanks for the deliciously perverted game, mmj. I hope someone can save that poor violated bunny, because I don't think I'm the woman for the job.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 09:13:14 -0800

you know it, Plus! (are we meeting under the White House or the Eiffel Tower this time? i'm bringing noodle kugel--what are you bringing?) ; >

By: bwerdmuller

bwerdmuller — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 09:19:38 -0800

Let's hear it for pagan fertility festivals! All these people all over the Internet madly posting "He is risen", anyone would think he was made of dough. Jesus piroshki, anyone?

By: adamvasco

adamvasco — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 09:20:49 -0800

"Hugs" madamjujujive

By: PlusDistance

PlusDistance — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 09:39:47 -0800

Amber -- I'm on the blood-of-a-dead-you-know-what detail this month. 5 PM at the alien base under Whole Foods. Hillary chairs.

By: adampsyche

adampsyche — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 09:43:53 -0800

And on this day, Terri shall rise up and walk the earth, to ascend into heaven 40 days later...

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 09:44:33 -0800

gotcha--gotta make those matzohs. Oh, have you spoken to Wolfie about that World Bank stuff? we're so pushing it--even i'm getting squeamish now.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 09:49:05 -0800

praise the Lord and pass the feeding tube!

By: gimonca

gimonca — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 09:50:45 -0800

"That must have been some party. I feel like I've been dead for three days!"

By: orthogonality

orthogonality — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 09:55:58 -0800

amberglow writes "we're so pushing it--even i'm getting squeamish now." Are you a... Jew, amberglow?

By: kickingtheground

kickingtheground — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 21:36:38 -0800

gotcha--gotta make those matzohs.

Ah crap. That time of year again, isn't it? Ah well, I'll go get the juicer, you guys lay out the bait.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 21:39:02 -0800

rofl! : > (and i can't wait for tom'w--1/2 price easter candy!)

By: trondant

trondant — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 21:58:40 -0800

I enjoyed celebrating this holiday, upon which the server dies, wrestles the evil JRun all day in limbo, then comes back to life. I know there's a Passion Play out there that emphasizes reliable uptime, but I can't seem to find it at the moment.