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• Things which we will rock:
- you

Songs in list form:
- the best thing ever to come from LiveJournal
- Amazingly addictive
- via waxy.org
posted by me3dia (86 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite

 
my contribution
posted by Pretty_Generic at 2:45 PM on March 28, 2005


• Things that have somehow gotten old the very second I heard of them:
- this
posted by sonofsamiam at 2:47 PM on March 28, 2005


  • Did you ever stop to notice
    • all the blood we've shed before
    • all the children dead from war
    • the crying earth
    • the weeping shores?
  • Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • What about
    • sunrise
    • rain
    • all the things that you said
      • we were to gain
      • was yours and mine
    • killing fields

    • all the
      • peace that you pledged your only son
      • dreams that you said was yours and mine
    • yesterday

    • us

    • the seas

    • us

    • the bleeding Earth

    • us

    • nature's worth

    • us

    • animals

    • us

    • elephants

    • us

    • crying whales

    • us

    • forest trails burnt despite our pleas

    • us

    • the holy land torn apart by creed

    • us

    • children dying

    • us

    • babies

    • us

    • the days

    • us

    • all their joy

    • us

    • the man

    • us

    • the crying man

    • us

    • Abraham

    • us

    • death again

  • Things belonging to the elephants that we may have lost
    • their trust
posted by Pretty_Generic at 3:04 PM on March 28, 2005


Happy birthday to:
  • you
  • you
  • [x | x=you]
  • you
posted by NickDouglas at 3:09 PM on March 28, 2005


if anyone cares - to avoid those extra blank lines, write everything on a "single" line (let the text wrap automatically in the box without hitting "return") and close list items explicitly (with </li>) to separate individual entries. quonsar will explain why this happens.
posted by andrew cooke at 3:10 PM on March 28, 2005


Female:
  • Ideal
    • LA face
    • Oakland booty
    • Cosmo got nothin' to do with my selection
    • 36-24-36
      • only if she 5'3"
posted by Mean Mr. Bucket at 3:19 PM on March 28, 2005


  • Thank you for being
    • a friend
  • traveled
    • down the road
    • back again
  • You:
    • heart is true
    • pal
    • confidant
  • If you threw a party
    • invited everyone you knew
    • biggest gift from me
    • card attached would say
      • thank you for being
        • a friend

posted by Capn at 3:23 PM on March 28, 2005


Okay, here goes nothing:

To everything:
  • Turn
  • Turn
  • Turn
There is a season:
  • Turn
  • Turn
  • Turn
And a time for:
  • every purpose under:
    • heaven
A time to:
  • be born
  • die
  • plant
  • reap
  • kill
  • heal
  • A time
  • laugh
  • weep
To everything:
  • Turn
  • Turn
  • Turn
There is a season:
  • Turn
  • Turn
  • Turn
And a time for:
  • every purpose under:
    • heaven
A time to:
  • build up,
  • break down
  • dance
  • mourn
  • cast away stones
  • gather stones together
To everything:
  • Turn
  • Turn
  • Turn
There is a season:
  • Turn
  • Turn
  • Turn
And a time for:
  • every purpose under:
    • heaven
A time:
  • of love
  • of hate
  • of war
  • of peace
  • you may embrace
  • to refrain from embracing
To everything:
  • Turn
  • Turn
  • Turn
There is a season:
  • Turn
  • Turn
  • Turn
And a time for:
  • every purpose under:
    • heaven
A time:
  • to gain
  • to lose
  • to rend
  • to sew
  • to love
  • to hate
  • for peace
    I swear it’s:
  • not:
    • too late
posted by Down10 at 3:36 PM on March 28, 2005


(I guess I could have pared that down a little)
posted by Down10 at 3:36 PM on March 28, 2005


things I am tired of:

-sex

things I can't be making come true:

-love
posted by clockzero at 3:39 PM on March 28, 2005


  • Something I just noticed:
posted by Down10 at 3:44 PM on March 28, 2005


Does anyone really:
- know what day it is?
- care?
posted by FYKshun at 3:45 PM on March 28, 2005


The thing about bullet-pointed lists is, you really don't need to repeat the point. So all those us-es are redundant. As are those turns.
posted by graventy at 3:47 PM on March 28, 2005


  • Things no one told you:
    • Life was gonna be this way
  • Your current condition:
    • Job's a joke
    • Broke
    • Love life's DOA
  • Current gear selection:
    • 2
  • Units of time it hasn't been for you:
    • day
    • week
    • month
    • year
  • I'll be there for you: (give examples and reasons)
    • When the rain starts to fall
    • Like I've been there before
    • Cause you're there for me too
  • Today's problems:
    • Work starts at 8am, woke up at 10am
    • Burned breakfast
  • Things Mom knew:
    • There'd be days like these
  • Things Mom didn't know:
    • The world has brought you to your knees
  • I'll be there for you: (give examples and reasons)
    • When the rain starts to fall
    • Like I've been there before
    • Cause you're there for me too
posted by knave at 3:48 PM on March 28, 2005


Down10: Dinosaur Comics = Best. Webcomic. EVAR.
posted by solotoro at 3:49 PM on March 28, 2005


I like how REM songs are curiously resistant to this. Makes me like them all the more.
posted by ontic at 3:50 PM on March 28, 2005


For that song you heard in the rave:

Oon
-ta
-chika
-oon

Wee
-beedeedee
-dededeeee

Shaaa
-badada
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 4:03 PM on March 28, 2005


  • Kinds of boys we both like:
    • Dumb
    • smart
  • Kinds of boys Tigra likes:
    • Have eyes
      • Pretty
  • Kinds of boys Bunny G likes:
    • All
  • Kinds of boys we especially like:
    • Those with cars
      • Go boom
posted by dj_fraudulent at 4:03 PM on March 28, 2005


I think these are much funnier when imagined as real business powerpoint slides.

Like say, "I've got you babe" by Sonny and Cher would have a few like this:
  • Assets (things we've got)
    1. Babe
    2. You babe
posted by mathowie at 4:05 PM on March 28, 2005


In my imagination
- There is no complication
- I dream about you all the time

In my mind
- a celebration
- The sweetest of sensation
- Thinking you could be mine

In my imagination (2)
- There is no hesitation
- We walk together hand in hand

I'm dreaming
- You fell in love with me
- Like I'm in love with you
- But dreaming's all I do
- - - If only they'd come true

I should
- be so lucky
- Lucky
- lucky
- lucky

I should
- be so lucky in love

I should
- be so lucky
- Lucky
- lucky
- lucky

I should
- be so lucky in love
posted by seanyboy at 4:10 PM on March 28, 2005


I'm with sonofsamiam.

They are funny, when people who are good at being funny write them.

But this ... well, this is humour by committee.
posted by blacklite at 4:15 PM on March 28, 2005


Very good years:
  • When I was seventeen
    • For small town girls
    • For soft summer nights
    • For hiding from the lights on the village green
  • When I was twenty-one
    • For city girls
      • Lived up the stair
      • Had perfumed hair
    • It came undone
  • When I was thirty-five
    • For blue-blooded girls of independent means
    • Riding in limousines driven by chauffeurs
  • Now
    • The days grow short
    • In the autumn of the [metaphorical] year
    • Thinking of my life as vintage wine
      • From fine old kegs
      • From the brim to the dregs
      • Poured sweet and clear
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 4:27 PM on March 28, 2005


Oh, and offensive mango did it first in the LJ thread, but I independently thought up:

Things I would do for love
  • Anything
Things I won't do for love
  • That
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 4:31 PM on March 28, 2005


Scenarios to imagine:
  • you and I
    • engaged in a kiss
    • the sweat of your body covering my own
  • a courtyard
    • violets in bloom (a lot; resembling an ocean)
    • animals
      • in curious poses
      • sensing an intense connection of an emotional/ sexual nature ("heat") between us
Why you should not have left me standing:
  • the world is cold
    • and I am alone
Theories as to why you've left me standing:
  • I am too demanding
  • You are too demanding
  • I am like my father
    • too bold
  • You are like my mother
    • never satisfied
Theories as to why we scream at each other:
  • ?
Qualities of doves:
  • their cries resemble our situation
  • pride
posted by furiousthought at 4:32 PM on March 28, 2005


Things we saw at twilight:
  • Flag
    • Proudly hailed
      • Still there in morning?


Things we saw at night:
  • Perilous fight containing
    • Broad stripes
      • Seen over ramparts
    • Bright Stars
      • Gallantly streaming
  • Rocket's Red Glare
    • Revealed flag's location
  • Bombs Bursting in air
    • Confirmed flag's location


Inquiry:
  • Banner
    • Star-spangled
    • Waving over
      • Land of free
      • Home of brave
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 4:34 PM on March 28, 2005


  • Harry Truman
  • Doris Day
  • Red China
  • Johnny Ray
  • ...
Oh wait, that one's already a list. I'll shut up now.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 4:35 PM on March 28, 2005


Annoyances in this thread:
  • Scrolling
  • Pointless repetition of same joke slightly modified
  • Combination of the above
posted by fire&wings at 4:35 PM on March 28, 2005


You were wrong when you said
  • Everything's gonna be alright
You were right when you said
  • All that glitters isn't gold
  • You were right when you said
  • All we are is dust in the wind
  • We are all just bricks in the wall
  • And when you said manic depression's a frustrating mess
  • You can't always get what you want
  • It's a hard rain's gonna fall
  • We're still running against the wind
  • And life goes on after the thrill of living is gone
  • This is the end

posted by psmealey at 4:38 PM on March 28, 2005


Au contraire, ontic!
  • People to whom this one goes out:
    • The one I love
    • The one I've left behind
  • Things that have occupied my time:
    • A simple prop
    • Another prop
  • Fire
posted by Fourmyle at 4:39 PM on March 28, 2005


Beautiful.
posted by knave at 4:51 PM on March 28, 2005


I'd list out the 50 ways to leave your lover, but I'm just too tired.
posted by WolfDaddy at 4:54 PM on March 28, 2005


1844:
  • Democratic Party
    • General Condition:
      • Split
  • Nominees for President:
    • Martin van Buren
      • Former President
      • Abolitionist
    • James Buchanan
      • Moderate
    • Louis Cass
      • General
      • Expansionist
    • James K. Polk (q.v.)
      • From:
        • Nashville
      • Preferred mode of transit:
        • Riding
      • Color of Horse:
        • Dark
James K. Polk:
  • Austere
  • Severe
  • Number of People held dear:
    • Few
  • Quality of oratory:
    • Fear-inspiring
  • Condition inspired in factions by:
    • Agreement
  • Just the man we need to:
    • Bring about victory
    • Fulfull our manifest destiny
    • Annex the land the Mexicans command
  • Status when votes were cast:
    • Winner
  • A.K.A.:
    • Napoleon of the Stump
    • Young Hickory
    • President
      • Eleventh
  • Number of Years
    • Four
      • (Short)
  • Proportion of goals met
    • All
  • Things seized from Mexico by:
    • The whole Southwest
  • Things that he made sure fell:
    • Tarrifs
  • Things that he made the English sell:
    • The Oregon Territory
  • Number of second terms sought:
    • None
  • Number passing mourned by:
    • Precious few
I can't believe I did the whole song.
posted by Zonker at 4:57 PM on March 28, 2005 [1 favorite]


Argh! I was going to post this when I got home. Good post. VERY funny.
posted by absalom at 4:57 PM on March 28, 2005


Why don't we do it in the:
- Road

Who will be watching us:
- No one
posted by ORthey at 4:59 PM on March 28, 2005


And left out the independent treasury, after all that.
posted by Zonker at 5:04 PM on March 28, 2005


  • Things comin' down on the rocks
    • An ace card
  • Things you've got coming
    • Another thing
posted by Wolfdog at 5:07 PM on March 28, 2005


Bottles of beer on the wall:
- 99

Bottles of beer on the wall after you take one down and pass it around:
- 98
- 97
- 96
- 95
- 94
- 93
- 92
- 91...
posted by ori at 5:17 PM on March 28, 2005


This needs some Ramones.

What you are:
. a loudmouth

What you'd better do:
. shut it up.

What I'm going to do:
. beat you up

Why I'm going to do it:
. because you're a loudmouth
posted by Decani at 5:22 PM on March 28, 2005


it starts with:
-an earthquake
-birds
-snakes
-aeroplanes

lenny bruce:
-not afraid

eye:
-of a hurricane

listen:
-to yourself churn

serving own needs:
-world
-dummy

speed it up:
-a notch

.....

it's the end of the world:
-as we know it
-i feel fine
posted by mawlymawnster at 5:52 PM on March 28, 2005


I think making these into powerpoint decks is the next logical step.
posted by mathowie at 6:08 PM on March 28, 2005


Freebird!
posted by sellout at 6:17 PM on March 28, 2005


It starts with:
  • An earthquake
  • Birds and snakes
  • An aeroplane
Lenny Bruce:
  • Not afraid
You:
  • Vitriolic
  • Patriotic
  • Slam
  • Fight
  • Bright light
  • Feeling pretty psyched
Things to do:
  • Wire in a fire
  • Represent the seven games in a government for hire and a combat site
  • Look at that low plane!
  • Save yourself
  • Serve yourself
  • Listen to your heart bleed
  • Slash
  • Burn
  • Return
  • Listen to yourself churn
  • Feed it up a knock
  • Speed
  • Lock him in uniform
  • Light a candle
  • Light a motive
  • Step down
  • Watch a heel crush
    • Crush
  • Steer clear!

Things not to do:
  • Miss-serve your own needs
  • Grunt
  • Get caught in foreign tower
Things to offer me:
  • Solutions
    • I decline
  • Alternatives
    • I decline
What it is:
  • The end of the world
    • As we know it
How I feel about that:
  • Fine
Estimated Time of Departure:
  • Six o'clock - TV hour
Random words and phrases that don’t mean shit:
  • The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite. Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam, but neck, right?
    • Right!
On Preview: Damn! mawlymawnster beat me to it!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 6:22 PM on March 28, 2005


Heheh.
  • Unruly boys/girls:
    • Who will not grow up must be taken in hand.
    • Who will not settle down they must be taken in hand.
  • A crack on the head:
    • Is what you get for not asking.
    • Is what you get for asking.
  • And a crack on the head:
    • Is just what you get because of who you are.
    • Is just what you get because of what you are.
posted by kryptondog at 6:46 PM on March 28, 2005




Our Answer, and equally addictive
posted by moooshy at 7:03 PM on March 28, 2005


If I had a Million Dollars, I would buy you:
  • house
  • furniture for your house
  • a chesterfield or ottoman
  • a K Car
  • love
    • yours
  • a tree fort
  • a tiny fridge
  • a faux-fur coat
  • an exotic pet
    • a lama or emu
  • John Meric's remains
  • a faux green dress
  • art
    • a Picaso or Garfunkel
  • a monkey
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to:
  • walk to the store
  • eat Kraft Dinner
    • unless we had expensive ketchups, in which case we would eat more
If I had a million dollars, I would:
  • take a limousine
  • be rich

posted by Quartermass at 7:10 PM on March 28, 2005


When will they stone you?
  • While trying:
    • To be so good.
    • To go home.
    • To keep your seat.
    • To make a buck.
  • While walking:
    • Along the street.
    • On the floor.
    • All alone.
    • Home.
    • To the door.
  • While there all alone.
  • While at the breakfast table.
  • When young and able.
  • While riding in your car.
  • While playing your guitar.
  • When set down in your grave.
Was prior notice given of stoning?
  • Yes. They said they would.
What subsequent communication took place?
  • They wished good luck.
  • They said it was the end.
  • They came back again.
  • They said you are brave.
Summary & Conclusion:
Would I feel all alone?
  • No, I would not.
Who must get stoned?
  • Everybody.
posted by dhartung at 7:16 PM on March 28, 2005


One of the better entries from the LJ thread: I've spoken so long, apparently the Rose is no longer available
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 7:43 PM on March 28, 2005


dhartung wins.
posted by Quartermass at 8:20 PM on March 28, 2005


Who
  • lives
    • in a pineapple
    • under the sea

  • is
    • absorbent
    • yellow
    • porous
You may wish for
  • nautical nonsense
If so, you must
  • drop
    • on deck
  • flop
    • like fish
Sponge
  • Bob
Square
  • Pants
posted by swift at 8:31 PM on March 28, 2005


Who built this Starbucks?
  • We

  • posted by horsewithnoname at 8:44 PM on March 28, 2005


    Lady
    • sure what glitters == gold
    • buying stairway to heaven
    • will purchase desired goods regardless of posted hours
      • with word
    On wall
    • sign
    She wants
    • verification
    In tree by brook
    • bird
      • sings
    Sometimes
    • words have two meanings
    • thoughts misgiven
    I have a feeling when
    • looking westward
    • spirit wishes to exit
    Seen in thoughts
    • smoke rings through trees
    • voices
      • of onlookers
    Things whispered:
    • piper will lead
    • new day will dawn
    • forests will echo with laughter
    These things make me
    • wonder
    Bustle in hedgerow
    • does not warrant alarm
    • May Queen's spring clean
    Road
    • is one of two
    • may be changed
    Things you may or may not know in connection with humming head:
    • piper wants to enlist you
    • wind is blowing
    • the stairway, which you have purchased, lies on this very wind
    As we wind down road
    • our shadows > our souls
    • a lady
      • is walking
      • shines white light
      • wants to show
        • how everything still turns to gold
      Tune will come to you
      • at last
      • if you listen very hard
      • when all = 1 and 1 = all
      • to be
        • a rock
        • not rolling
      She is buying
      • stairway to heaven

    posted by swift at 9:08 PM on March 28, 2005


    Things I am:
      •The son
      •the heir, of
        •a shyness
          •criminally vulgar
        •nothing in particular
      •going about things the wrong way [alleged]
      •human
      •needing love [allegedly not unique in this regard]
      •[in the state of having] waited too long
      •without hope [gone]
      •not understanding you when you say it is going to happen 'now'

    Things you say:
      •"it's going to happen now"
      •"would you like to go?" [see below]

    What there is:
      •a club

    Things that could potentially happen if you go to said club:
      •could meet somebody
        •really loves you

    Things that do happen when you go to said club:
      •you stand on your own
      •you leave on your own
      •you go home
      •you cry
      •you want to die
    posted by al_fresco at 9:15 PM on March 28, 2005


    • Stagger Lee
      • Met Billy
      • Got down to gambling
      • Rolled seven
    • Billy said
      • He rolled eight.
      • "Hey Stagger, I'm going to make my big attack. I'm going to have to leave my knife in your back
    Start all over again....
    posted by eyeballkid at 9:19 PM on March 28, 2005


    Things you are:

    - The Colosseum
    - The Louvre Museum
    - A melody from a symphony by Strauss
    - A Bendel bonnet
    - A Shakespeare sonnet
    - Mickey Mouse
    - The Nile
    - The Tower of Pisa
    - The smile on the Mona Lisa
    - Mahatma Gandi
    - Napolean brandy
    - The purple light of a summer night in Spain
    - The National Gallery
    - Garbo's salary
    - Cellophane
    - Sublime
    - A turkey dinner
    - The time of the Derby winner
    - An Arrow collar
    - A Coolidge dollar
    - The nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire
    - An O'Neill drama
    - Whistler's mama
    - Camembert
    - A rose
    - Inferno's Dante
    - The nost on the great Durante
    - An old dutch master
    - Lady Astor
    - Pepsodent
    - Romance
    - The steppes of Russia
    - The pants on a Roxy usher


    Things I am:
    - A worthless check
    - A total wreck
    - A flop
    - A toy balloon that's fated soon to pop
    - The bottom


    Things you are:

    - The top
    posted by CunningLinguist at 9:31 PM on March 28, 2005 [1 favorite]


    Situation:
    • 24 hours to go
      • nothing to do
      • nowhere to go
      • unable to control parts of body, including
        • fingers
        • brain
        • toes
    Action Plan:
    • get sedated
    • get to airport
      • and get on plane
        • prior to onset of insanity
    • sit in, use wheelchair
    • get to shore
    posted by furiousthought at 10:12 PM on March 28, 2005 [1 favorite]


    Guest list for my lab party:

    - Monster (slab really needs cleaning before guests arrive)
    - Ghouls
    - Zombies (the fun-loving ones)
    - Wolfman
    - Dracula
    - Dracula's son
    - Igor
    - Igor's baying hounds
    - The Coffin Bangers (confirm gig)
    - Cryptkicker 5 (vocal group)
    - You

    (Don't forget to buy more Febreze!)
    posted by darkstar at 10:30 PM on March 28, 2005


    I can:
    -do the Frug
    -do the Robocop
    -do the Freddie
    -hate your girl
    -tell you that she's real pretty
    -take my clothes off
    -watch tv
    -shuffle off to Buffalo
    -a back bend
    -start a book
    -make some mac 'n cheese
    -sleep twelve hours

    I cannot:
    -do the Smurf
    -fall in love

    I will not:
    -call you back

    I will never:
    -fall in love

    You will never:
    -see my eyes

    Others will verify that I cannot:
    -do the Smurf
    posted by JT at 11:20 PM on March 28, 2005


    Who We Are:
    - whoever we are, wherever we're from
    - we should've noticed by now our behavior is dumb

    Areas To Improve:
    - it's going to take a lot more than trying to remove
    - the other race or the other whatever
    - from the face of the planet altogether

    Materials Needed:
    - A french bomb to poof them out of existence
    - Leave their real estate just where we need it

    Conclusions:
    - God made us out to be just like him
    - If we are dumb
    - Then god is dumb
    - and maybe a little ugly n the side

    (yeah, wordy I know. I need practice)
    posted by KevinSkomsvold at 11:44 PM on March 28, 2005


    Things I am
  • on a roll
  • your superhero

  • What we are
  • standing on the edge

  • Called for me by name
  • the head of state
  • --don't have time for him

  • Killed me with love
  • Sarah

  • Places I am pulled out of
  • the aircrash
  • the lake

  • Results (feelings)
  • my luck could change

  • Results (prediction)
  • Day
  • --will be glorious

  • posted by jokeefe at 1:11 AM on March 29, 2005


    People who will make you jump
  • Mac Daddy
  • Daddy Mac
  • Kriss Kross

  • posted by mr.marx at 1:36 AM on March 29, 2005


    Things That Are Ironic (but not really)
    • Black Fly In Chardonnay
    • Free Ride When Already There
    posted by ayukna at 3:21 AM on March 29, 2005


    Life :
    - Is bigger than you.

    You :
    - Are not me.

    I :
    - Said too much.
    - Set it up.
    - Haven't said enough.

    In the corner :
    - Me.

    In the spotlight :
    - Me. Losing my religion.

    Things I don't know if I can do :
    - Keep up with you.

    I thought :
    - That I heard you laughing.
    - That I heard you sing.
    - That I saw you try.

    Every waking hour I am :
    - Choosing my confessions.
    - Trying to keep an eye on you.

    Consider :
    - This.
    - Hint of the century.
    - Slip that brought my knees.

    What if? :
    - These fantasies come flailing around.

    That was :
    - Just a dream.
    posted by grapefruitmoon at 5:38 AM on March 29, 2005


    It's funnier if you keep the list short and sort of summarize the main points. This one is hilarious, for example. It's not so funny when you just list every word of the freaking song in an outline format.

    I'm too lazy to search, but I bet McSweeny's started this.
    posted by Mid at 6:05 AM on March 29, 2005


    I never thought it would be so easy to:

    - Cleanse any song of passion or emotion in one fell swoop
    - Become annoying even faster than the Crazy Frog Ringtone

    [make it stop]
    posted by LondonYank at 6:09 AM on March 29, 2005


    Mental State of Frog:
    - Crazy.

    Pastimes of Frog:
    - Ringtone
    posted by Mid at 6:37 AM on March 29, 2005


    dhartung wins.

    Only if you didn't go to the second page on the main link. I think the original one on there is a better working-out of it. But dhartung certainly wins for picking the song that this works best with.
    posted by soyjoy at 7:22 AM on March 29, 2005


    (Following Mid's advice)

    Cities to which I invited her:
    • Boston
    • Denver
    • L.A.
    Her responses (respectively):
    • No
    • No
    • No
    posted by DevilsAdvocate at 7:28 AM on March 29, 2005


    • Annual detail, what we don't have:
      • Q1
        • New Year's day to celebrate
        • Chocolate covered candy hearts to give away
        • First of spring
        • Song to sing
      • Q2
        • April rain
        • Flowers' bloom,
        • Wedding Saturday within the month of June
      • Q3
        • Summer's high
        • Warm July,
        • Harvest moon to light one tender August night
        • Autumn breeze
        • No falling leaves
        • Time for birds to fly to southern skies
      • Q4
        • Libra sun
        • Halloween
        • Giving thanks for all the Christmas joy you bring
    • I just called to say:
      • I love you
      • How much I care
    • And I mean it from:
      • The bottom of my heart
    posted by serafinapekkala at 8:38 AM on March 29, 2005


    Assets of Mickey:
  • So pretty

  • So fine


  • Actions of Mickey:
  • Blows mind

  • Stays around all night

  • Thinks he's got the right

  • Means he won't when he says he will

  • Gives the chills

  • Still leaves girlfriend all alone every night

  • Takes girlfriend by the heart when he takes her by the hand

  • Lets a little more show every time he moves


  • Requests for Mickey:
  • Say goodnight

  • Take girlfriend home

  • Understand that it's guys like him

  • Don't break girlfriend's heart

  • Give it to girlfriend any way he can

  • Don't leave girlfriend in this jam

  • Don't say no


  • Additional comments
  • What a pity!

  • posted by SisterHavana at 9:00 AM on March 29, 2005


    Where I slipped
  • away

  • on a little white lie


  • What we've got
  • heads on sticks


  • What you've got
  • ventriloquists


  • standing in the shadows at the end of my bed


  • What follow me out of town
  • rats

  • children

  • posted by Saellys at 9:19 AM on March 29, 2005


    • Things I desire of you:
      • Hold me close
      • Hold me tight
      • Make me thrill with delight
      • Let me know where I stand from the start
      • Won't you please be my own?
      • Never leave me alone
    • Ways I regard you:
      • Want
      • Need
      • Love
    • Effects of your proximity:
      • All my cares disappear
      • You're all that I'm living for
    • Before your arrival:
      • I thought I could live without romance
    • After your arrival:
      • I will go on loving you eternally
    • Effects of your departure:
      • I die ev'ry time we're apart
    • Possible actions and consequences:
      • We could talk
        • Ain't gettin' us nowhere
      • You could cry
        • Will never change the way I feel
    • Things I've done:
      • Told you everything I can
      • Poured it on
      • Poured it out
      • Tried to show you just how much I care
    • Probable results of searches:
      • No gold on sandy beach
      • No oil on city street
      • No ruby in mountain of rocks
      • No Coupe de Ville in Cracker Jack box
    • Ways I regard you:
      • Want
      • Need
    • Way I ain't ever gonna regard you:
      • Love
    posted by kirkaracha at 10:03 AM on March 29, 2005


    We're not nearly as funny as the livejournal people.
    posted by Mid at 10:11 AM on March 29, 2005


    Things which I can't fully appreciate:
    - A thousand cable channels (nothing on)
    - My high speed connection (monitored daily by the Pentagon)
    - My dreams

    Things that I am lacking:
    - Peace
    - Friends
    - Sense
    - Guide
    - Time
    - An option
    - A care in the world
    - Shade
    - Light
    - Way
    - Sign
    - Grace

    To do:
    - Construct a sound defense
    - Overcome this grim reality
    - Patch all the cracks in the wall (delegated to mother)
    - Conceal myself
    - Steal myself
    - Break away

    (The Defense, by Bad Religion)
    posted by CrunchyFrog at 10:39 AM on March 29, 2005


    I will use this opportunity to illustrate why I don't like Ben Harper.

    What oppression does:
    - preys on us when we sleep
    - chases after:
    . - the tired
    . - the poor
    . - the weak
    - knows it means only harm
    - reaches out with its long arm
    - won't be let near Ben Harper
    - shall learn to fear Ben Harper
    - seeks population control
    - to divide and conquer is its goal
    (etc)

    Who I always have to steal my kisses from:
    - you
    - you
    - you
    - you

    Forever:
    - Ben harper don't want that kind of it in his life anymore
    - always seems to be around when it begins
    - never seems to be around when it ends
    - people spend so much time every day giving it away
    - Ben Harper won't let his roam
    So give Ben Harper your:
    - forever (not a day less will do)

    Excuse me, Mister,
    - do you have the time? Or are you so important that it stands still?
    - won't you lend me your ears? Or are you not only blind but do you not hear?
    - but isn't that you're oil in the sea? And the pollution in the air, whose could that be?
    (etc.)
    posted by ORthey at 10:52 AM on March 29, 2005


    This is so bloody fun I have to go again. Forgive me.

    Things you never knew:
    - love
    -- until you crossed the line of grace
    - how low you'd stoop to make that call
    - what was on the ground
    -- until they made you crawl
    - that the heaven you keep you stole

    Things you never felt:
    - wanted
    -- until you had someone slap your face
    - alive
    -- until you'd almost wasted away

    You:
    - had to win
    - couldn't just pass
    - [were] the smartest ass at the top of the class

    You had:
    - flying colors
    - family tree
    - lessons in history
    - Catholic blues
    - convent shoes
    - stick-on tattoos
    --now making the news
    - holy war
    - northern star
    - Sermon on the Mount from the boot of your car

    Please:
    - get up off your knees
    - leave me out of this mess

    Love is:
    - hard
    - tough
    - not what you're thinking of
    - big
    -- bigger than us

    September:
    - streets capsizing
    - spilling over down the drain
    - shards of glass
    - splinters like rain
    - you could only feel your own pain

    October:
    - talk getting nowhere

    November, December:
    - remember
    - we just started again

    It's what lovers:
    - steal
    - deal

    Why I found it hard to receive:
    - 'cause you, my love, I could never believe
    posted by Saellys at 11:43 AM on March 29, 2005


    • Places in which it is hot:
    - Herre

    • Solutions:
    - Take off clothes

    • Things I was like:
    - Good gracious ass bodacious
    - Flirtacious,
    - Tryin to show faces

    • Things I'm looking for:
    - The right time to shoot my steam (you know)
    - The right time to flash them G's

    • Next steps:
    - I'm leavin, please believin
        - Me and the rest of my heathens

    • Where I've got it (confirmed):
    - Locked at the top of the four seasons
        - Penthouse
        - Roof top
        - Birds (fed by me)

    • Actionables:
    - What I need you to do:
        - To get up up on the dance floor
        - Give that man what he's asking for
    - Reasons:
        - I feel like bustin loose
        - I feel like touching you
        - Nobody can stop the juice
            - Whats the use?

    • Life's important questions:
    - Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles?
    - What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models?

    • Comparison (You vs. Me):
    - You:
        - Driving a sportscar
            - Not fast
    - Me:
        - Down (also driving a sportscar)
            - 100MPH
            - Top down, wearing goggles

    • Directions to Herre:
    - Get off the freeway
        - Exit 106
        - Park

    • Items referenced once Herre:
    - Ash tray
    - Flip gate
    - Gucci collar for dollar

    • I:
    - Spit game
    - Can't talk it

    • I am:
    - Warm
    - Sweating

    • You are:
    - Still wearing a VOKAL tanktop
    - With a winner

    • Actionables (2):
    - Take it off like your home alone
    - Dance in front your mirror while you're on the phone
        - As if checking your reflection
        - While talking your best friend

    • Nelly:
    - Hang all out
    - Just fall out

    Recipe
    • Ingredients:
    - ah
    - ah

    1. Mix a little bit a ah, ah with a little bit a ah, ah
    2. Give a little bit a ah, ah with a little bit a ah, ah
    3. Add more ah, ah
    4. Add additional sprinkle a that ah, ah
    5. Make it (with ah, ah)

    • Stop:
    - Placin'
    - Time wastin'

    • What I've got:
    - I gotta a friend with a pole in the basement
        - Pole available if you'll use it.

    • News:
    - Nelly took a trip from the Luna to Neptunes
        - Came back with somethin' thicker than fittin' in sasoons
        - Says she likes to think about cuttin' in restrooms
    posted by me3dia at 12:39 PM on March 29, 2005


    Her Majesty:
    - A pretty nice girl
    - Doesn't have a lot to say
    - A pretty nice girl
    - Changes from day to day

    I want to tell her:
    - I love her a lot

    But I gotta get a belly full of:
    - wine

    Her Majesty:
    - a pretty nice girl
    - someday I'm gonna make her mine
    posted by ORthey at 3:22 PM on March 29, 2005


    It's spawned a LiveJournal community.
    posted by Dreama at 4:01 PM on March 29, 2005




    For ontic, the non-believer, an REM song:

    Things I did with my hat:
    • Put it down
    • Picked it up
    • Slapped it on my head
    Things we are:
    • Young despite the years
    • Concern
    • Hope despite the times
    Where to take this joy:
    • Wherever
    • Wherever you go
    posted by tim451 at 8:27 AM on March 30, 2005


    Oh, and:

    Things I wish for myself:
    • A little bit taller
    • A baller
    • A girl
      • Attractive
        • Receptive to phone calls
    posted by tim451 at 8:34 AM on March 30, 2005


    Wow. Some of these are really awful. Here's a hint:

    This is slightly clever:

    things we will rock:
  • you


  • This is sad and annoying:

    we will:
  • rock you

  • posted by dreish at 12:51 PM on March 30, 2005


    Things which I have:
    -Your Picture
    Things that I want but do not have:
    -A doctor to take your picture
    -So that I may look at you from inside as well
    Things of which I have none (presently):
    -Sex
    -Drugs
    -Wine
    -Women
    -Fun
    -Sin
    -You
    -Wonder it's dark
    Ways in which you have me turning:
    -Up
    -Down
    -In
    -Round
    -Japanese
    posted by klangklangston at 6:16 AM on March 31, 2005


    Places I have been:

    - Georgia
    - California
    - Anywhere I could run
    - Nice
    - the Isle of Greece
    - Monte Carlo
    - Paradise

    Places I have not been:

    - Me
    posted by the_bone at 8:02 AM on April 6, 2005


    I am:

    - not much of a man by the night of day
    - by night, one hell of a lover
    - making a man, with blonde hair and a tan
    - filled with tension, which the aforementioned man will be good for relieving.
    - seeing you shiver with antici...
    - pation.
    - removing the cause, but not the symptom
    - a sweet transvestite
    - from Transsexual, Transylvania
    posted by the_bone at 7:43 AM on April 14, 2005


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