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songs in list form

me3dia — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 14:44:04 -0800

• Things which we will rock:
- you

• Songs in list form:
- the best thing ever to come from LiveJournal
- Amazingly addictive
- via waxy.org

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 14:45:20 -0800

my contribution

By: sonofsamiam

sonofsamiam — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 14:47:00 -0800

• Things that have somehow gotten old the very second I heard of them: - this

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:04:31 -0800

Did you ever stop to notice

all the blood we've shed before
all the children dead from war
the crying earth
the weeping shores?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What about
- sunrise
- rain
- all the things that you said
  - we were to gain
  - was yours and mine
- killing fields
- all the
  - peace that you pledged your only son
  - dreams that you said was yours and mine
- yesterday
- us
- the seas
- us
- the bleeding Earth
- us
- nature's worth
- us
- animals
- us
- elephants
- us
- crying whales
- us
- forest trails burnt despite our pleas
- us
- the holy land torn apart by creed
- us
- children dying
- us
- babies
- us
- the days
- us
- all their joy
- us
- the man
- us
- the crying man
- us
- Abraham
- us
- death again
Things belonging to the elephants that we may have lost
- their trust

By: NickDouglas

NickDouglas — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:09:52 -0800

Happy birthday to:

you
you
[x | x=you]
you

By: andrew cooke

andrew cooke — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:10:06 -0800

if anyone cares - to avoid those extra blank lines, write everything on a "single" line (let the text wrap automatically in the box without hitting "return") and close list items explicitly (with </li>) to separate individual entries. quonsar will explain why this happens.

By: Mean Mr. Bucket

Mean Mr. Bucket — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:19:23 -0800

Female:

Ideal
- LA face
- Oakland booty
- Cosmo got nothin' to do with my selection
- 36-24-36
  - only if she 5'3"

By: Capn

Capn — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:23:24 -0800

Thank you for being
- a friend
traveled
- down the road
- back again
You:
- heart is true
- pal
- confidant
If you threw a party
- invited everyone you knew
- biggest gift from me
- card attached would say
  - thank you for being
    - a friend

By: Down10

Down10 — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:36:01 -0800

Okay, here goes nothing: To everything:

Turn
Turn
Turn

There is a season:

Turn
Turn
Turn

And a time for:

every purpose under:
- heaven

A time to:

be born
die
plant
reap
kill
heal
A time
laugh
weep

To everything:

Turn
Turn
Turn

There is a season:

Turn
Turn
Turn

And a time for:

every purpose under:
- heaven

A time to:

build up,
break down
dance
mourn
cast away stones
gather stones together

To everything:

Turn
Turn
Turn

There is a season:

Turn
Turn
Turn

And a time for:

every purpose under:
- heaven

A time:

of love
of hate
of war
of peace
you may embrace
to refrain from embracing

To everything:

Turn
Turn
Turn

There is a season:

Turn
Turn
Turn

And a time for:

every purpose under:
- heaven

A time:

to gain
to lose
to rend
to sew
to love
to hate
for peace

not:
- too late

By: Down10

Down10 — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:36:58 -0800

(I guess I could have pared that down a little)

By: clockzero

clockzero — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:39:36 -0800

things I am tired of: -sex things I can't be making come true: -love

By: Down10

Down10 — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:44:52 -0800

Something I just noticed:
- This gag was created by the same guy who writes:
  - DINOSAUR COMICS!

By: FYKshun

FYKshun — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:45:35 -0800

Does anyone really: - know what day it is? - care?

By: graventy

graventy — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:47:05 -0800

The thing about bullet-pointed lists is, you really don't need to repeat the point. So all those us-es are redundant. As are those turns.

By: knave

knave — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:48:49 -0800

Things no one told you:
- Life was gonna be this way
Your current condition:
- Job's a joke
- Broke
- Love life's DOA
Current gear selection:
- 2
Units of time it hasn't been for you:
- day
- week
- month
- year
I'll be there for you: (give examples and reasons)
- When the rain starts to fall
- Like I've been there before
- Cause you're there for me too
Today's problems:
- Work starts at 8am, woke up at 10am
- Burned breakfast
Things Mom knew:
- There'd be days like these
Things Mom didn't know:
- The world has brought you to your knees
I'll be there for you: (give examples and reasons)
- When the rain starts to fall
- Like I've been there before
- Cause you're there for me too

By: solotoro

solotoro — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:49:16 -0800

Down10: Dinosaur Comics = Best. Webcomic. EVAR.

By: ontic

ontic — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:50:18 -0800

I like how REM songs are curiously resistant to this. Makes me like them all the more.

By: BlackLeotardFront

BlackLeotardFront — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:03:39 -0800

For that song you heard in the rave: Oon -ta -chika -oon Wee -beedeedee -dededeeee Shaaa -badada

By: dj_fraudulent

dj_fraudulent — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:03:50 -0800

Kinds of boys we both like:

Dumb
smart

Kinds of boys Tigra likes:

Have eyes

Pretty

Kinds of boys Bunny G likes:

Kinds of boys we especially like:

Those with cars

Go boom

By: mathowie

mathowie — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:05:54 -0800

I think these are much funnier when imagined as real business powerpoint slides. Like say, "I've got you babe" by Sonny and Cher would have a few like this:

Assets (things we've got)
1. Babe
2. You babe

By: seanyboy

seanyboy — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:10:08 -0800

In my imagination - There is no complication - I dream about you all the time In my mind - a celebration - The sweetest of sensation - Thinking you could be mine In my imagination (2) - There is no hesitation - We walk together hand in hand I'm dreaming - You fell in love with me - Like I'm in love with you - But dreaming's all I do - - - If only they'd come true I should - be so lucky - Lucky - lucky - lucky I should - be so lucky in love I should - be so lucky - Lucky - lucky - lucky I should - be so lucky in love

By: blacklite

blacklite — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:15:37 -0800

I'm with sonofsamiam. They are funny, when people who are good at being funny write them. But this ... well, this is humour by committee.

By: DevilsAdvocate

DevilsAdvocate — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:27:13 -0800

Very good years:

When I was seventeen

For small town girls
For soft summer nights
For hiding from the lights on the village green

When I was twenty-one

For city girls

Lived up the stair
Had perfumed hair

It came undone

When I was thirty-five

For blue-blooded girls of independent means
Riding in limousines driven by chauffeurs

The days grow short
In the autumn of the [metaphorical] year
Thinking of my life as vintage wine

From fine old kegs
From the brim to the dregs
Poured sweet and clear

By: DevilsAdvocate

DevilsAdvocate — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:31:58 -0800

Oh, and offensive mango did it first in the LJ thread, but I independently thought up: Things I would do for love

Anything

Things I won't do for love

That

By: furiousthought

furiousthought — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:32:32 -0800

Scenarios to imagine:

you and I

engaged in a kiss
the sweat of your body covering my own

a courtyard

violets in bloom (a lot; resembling an ocean)
animals

in curious poses
sensing an intense connection of an emotional/ sexual nature ("heat") between us

Why you should not have left me standing:

the world is cold

and I am alone

Theories as to why you've left me standing:

I am too demanding
You are too demanding
I am like my father

too bold

You are like my mother

never satisfied

Theories as to why we scream at each other:

Qualities of doves:

their cries resemble our situation
pride

By: Mr.Encyclopedia

Mr.Encyclopedia — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:34:33 -0800

Things we saw at twilight:

Flag
- Proudly hailed
  - Still there in morning?

Things we saw at night:

Perilous fight containing
- Broad stripes
  - Seen over ramparts
- Bright Stars
  - Gallantly streaming
Rocket's Red Glare
- Revealed flag's location
Bombs Bursting in air
- Confirmed flag's location

Inquiry:

Banner
- Star-spangled
- Waving over
  - Land of free
  - Home of brave

By: DevilsAdvocate

DevilsAdvocate — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:35:28 -0800

Harry Truman
Doris Day
Red China
Johnny Ray
...

Oh wait, that one's already a list. I'll shut up now.

By: fire&wings

fire&wings — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:35:41 -0800

Annoyances in this thread:

Scrolling
Pointless repetition of same joke slightly modified
Combination of the above

By: psmealey

psmealey — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:38:36 -0800

You were wrong when you said

Everything's gonna be alright

You were right when you said

All that glitters isn't gold
You were right when you said
All we are is dust in the wind
We are all just bricks in the wall
And when you said manic depression's a frustrating mess
You can't always get what you want
It's a hard rain's gonna fall
We're still running against the wind
And life goes on after the thrill of living is gone
This is the end

By: Fourmyle

Fourmyle — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:39:22 -0800

Au contraire, ontic!

People to whom this one goes out:

The one I love
The one I've left behind

Things that have occupied my time:

A simple prop
Another prop

Fire

By: knave

knave — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:51:20 -0800

Beautiful.

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:54:07 -0800

I'd list out the 50 ways to leave your lover, but I'm just too tired.

By: Zonker

Zonker — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:57:19 -0800

1844:

Democratic Party

General Condition:

Split

Nominees for President:

Martin van Buren

Former President
Abolitionist

James Buchanan

Moderate

Louis Cass
- General
- Expansionist
James K. Polk (q.v.)

From:

Nashville

Preferred mode of transit:

Riding

Color of Horse:

Dark

James K. Polk:

Austere
Severe
Number of People held dear:

Quality of oratory:

Fear-inspiring

Condition inspired in factions by:

Agreement

Just the man we need to:

Bring about victory
Fulfull our manifest destiny
Annex the land the Mexicans command

Status when votes were cast:

Winner

A.K.A.:

Napoleon of the Stump
Young Hickory
President

Eleventh

Number of Years

Four

(Short)

Proportion of goals met

Things seized from Mexico by:

The whole Southwest

Things that he made sure fell:

Tarrifs

Things that he made the English sell:

The Oregon Territory

Number of second terms sought:

None

Number passing mourned by:

Precious few

I can't believe I did the whole song.

By: absalom

absalom — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:57:50 -0800

Argh! I was going to post this when I got home. Good post. VERY funny.

By: ORthey

ORthey — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:59:27 -0800

Why don't we do it in the: - Road Who will be watching us: - No one

By: Zonker

Zonker — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 17:04:18 -0800

And left out the independent treasury, after all that.

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 17:07:23 -0800

Things comin' down on the rocks

An ace card

Things you've got coming

Another thing

By: ori

ori — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 17:17:25 -0800

Bottles of beer on the wall: - 99 Bottles of beer on the wall after you take one down and pass it around: - 98 - 97 - 96 - 95 - 94 - 93 - 92 - 91...

By: Decani

Decani — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 17:22:38 -0800

This needs some Ramones. What you are: . a loudmouth What you'd better do: . shut it up. What I'm going to do: . beat you up Why I'm going to do it: . because you're a loudmouth

By: mawlymawnster

mawlymawnster — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 17:52:26 -0800

it starts with: -an earthquake -birds -snakes -aeroplanes lenny bruce: -not afraid eye: -of a hurricane listen: -to yourself churn serving own needs: -world -dummy speed it up: -a notch ..... it's the end of the world: -as we know it -i feel fine

By: mathowie

mathowie — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 18:08:47 -0800

I think making these into powerpoint decks is the next logical step.

By: sellout

sellout — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 18:17:02 -0800

Freebird!

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 18:22:21 -0800

It starts with:

An earthquake
Birds and snakes
An aeroplane

Lenny Bruce:

Not afraid

You:

Vitriolic
Patriotic
Slam
Fight
Bright light
Feeling pretty psyched

Things to do:

Wire in a fire
Represent the seven games in a government for hire and a combat site
Look at that low plane!
Save yourself
Serve yourself
Listen to your heart bleed
Slash
Burn
Return
Listen to yourself churn
Feed it up a knock
Speed
Lock him in uniform
Light a candle
Light a motive
Step down
Watch a heel crush

Crush

Steer clear!

Things not to do:

Miss-serve your own needs
Grunt
Get caught in foreign tower

Things to offer me:

Solutions

I decline

Alternatives

I decline

What it is:

The end of the world

As we know it

How I feel about that:

Fine

Estimated Time of Departure:

Six o'clock - TV hour

Random words and phrases that don't mean shit:

The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite. Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam, but neck, right?

Right!

On Preview: Damn! mawlymawnster beat me to it!

By: kryptondog

kryptondog — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 18:46:31 -0800

Heheh.

Unruly boys/girls:

Who will not grow up must be taken in hand.
Who will not settle down they must be taken in hand.

A crack on the head:

Is what you get for not asking.
Is what you get for asking.

And a crack on the head:

Is just what you get because of who you are.
Is just what you get because of what you are.

By: LinusMines

LinusMines — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 18:47:17 -0800

My (imperfectly formatted, slightly erroneous) contribution.

By: moooshy

moooshy — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 19:03:02 -0800

Our Answer, and equally addictive

By: Quartermass

Quartermass — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 19:10:03 -0800

If I had a Million Dollars, I would buy you:

house
furniture for your house
a chesterfield or ottoman
a K Car
love
- yours
a tree fort
a tiny fridge
a faux-fur coat
an exotic pet
- a lama or emu
John Meric's remains
a faux green dress
art
- a Picaso or Garfunkel
a monkey

If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to:

walk to the store
eat Kraft Dinner
- unless we had expensive ketchups, in which case we would eat more

If I had a million dollars, I would:

take a limousine
be rich

By: dhartung

dhartung — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 19:16:36 -0800

When will they stone you?

While trying:
- To be so good.
- To go home.
- To keep your seat.
- To make a buck.
While walking:
- Along the street.
- On the floor.
- All alone.
- Home.
- To the door.
While there all alone.
While at the breakfast table.
When young and able.
While riding in your car.
While playing your guitar.
When set down in your grave.

Was prior notice given of stoning?

Yes. They said they would.

What subsequent communication took place?

They wished good luck.
They said it was the end.
They came back again.
They said you are brave.

Summary & Conclusion:
Would I feel all alone?

No, I would not.

Who must get stoned?

Everybody.

By: DevilsAdvocate

DevilsAdvocate — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 19:43:55 -0800

One of the better entries from the LJ thread: I've spoken so long, apparently the Rose is no longer available

By: Quartermass

Quartermass — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 20:20:13 -0800

dhartung wins.

By: swift

swift — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 20:31:47 -0800

Who

lives
- in a pineapple
- under the sea
is
- absorbent
- yellow
- porous

You may wish for

nautical nonsense

If so, you must

drop
- on deck
flop
- like fish

Sponge

Square

Pants

By: horsewithnoname

horsewithnoname — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 20:44:34 -0800

Who built this Starbucks?

By: swift

swift — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 21:08:10 -0800

Lady

sure what glitters == gold
buying stairway to heaven
will purchase desired goods regardless of posted hours
- with word

On wall

sign

She wants

verification

In tree by brook

bird
- sings

Sometimes

words have two meanings
thoughts misgiven

I have a feeling when

looking westward
spirit wishes to exit

Seen in thoughts

smoke rings through trees
voices
- of onlookers

Things whispered:

piper will lead
new day will dawn
forests will echo with laughter

These things make me

wonder

Bustle in hedgerow

does not warrant alarm
May Queen's spring clean

Road

is one of two
may be changed

Things you may or may not know in connection with humming head:

piper wants to enlist you
wind is blowing
the stairway, which you have purchased, lies on this very wind

As we wind down road

our shadows > our souls
a lady
- is walking
- shines white light
- wants to show
  - how everything still turns to gold
Tune will come to you
- at last
- if you listen very hard
- when all = 1 and 1 = all
- to be
  - a rock
  - not rolling
She is buying
- stairway to heaven

By: al_fresco

al_fresco — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 21:15:44 -0800

Things I am: •The son •the heir, of •a shyness •criminally vulgar •nothing in particular •going about things the wrong way [alleged] •human •needing love [allegedly not unique in this regard] •[in the state of having] waited too long •without hope [gone] •not understanding you when you say it is going to happen 'now' Things you say: •"it's going to happen now" •"would you like to go?" [see below] What there is: •a club Things that could potentially happen if you go to said club: •could meet somebody •really loves you Things that do happen when you go to said club: •you stand on your own •you leave on your own •you go home •you cry •you want to die

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 21:19:23 -0800

Stagger Lee

Met Billy
Got down to gambling
Rolled seven

Billy said

He rolled eight.
"Hey Stagger, I'm going to make my big attack. I'm going to have to leave my knife in your back

Start all over again....

By: CunningLinguist

CunningLinguist — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 21:31:35 -0800

Things you are: - The Colosseum - The Louvre Museum - A melody from a symphony by Strauss - A Bendel bonnet - A Shakespeare sonnet - Mickey Mouse - The Nile - The Tower of Pisa - The smile on the Mona Lisa - Mahatma Gandi - Napolean brandy - The purple light of a summer night in Spain - The National Gallery - Garbo's salary - Cellophane - Sublime - A turkey dinner - The time of the Derby winner - An Arrow collar - A Coolidge dollar - The nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire - An O'Neill drama - Whistler's mama - Camembert - A rose - Inferno's Dante - The nost on the great Durante - An old dutch master - Lady Astor - Pepsodent - Romance - The steppes of Russia - The pants on a Roxy usher Things I am: - A worthless check - A total wreck - A flop - A toy balloon that's fated soon to pop - The bottom Things you are: - The top

By: furiousthought

furiousthought — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 22:12:46 -0800

Situation:

24 hours to go

nothing to do
nowhere to go
unable to control parts of body, including

fingers
brain
toes

Action Plan:

get sedated
get to airport

and get on plane

prior to onset of insanity

sit in, use wheelchair
get to shore

By: darkstar

darkstar — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 22:30:12 -0800

Guest list for my lab party: - Monster (slab really needs cleaning before guests arrive) - Ghouls - Zombies (the fun-loving ones) - Wolfman - Dracula - Dracula's son - Igor - Igor's baying hounds - The Coffin Bangers (confirm gig) - Cryptkicker 5 (vocal group) - You (Don't forget to buy more Febreze!)

By: JT

JT — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 23:20:27 -0800

I can: -do the Frug -do the Robocop -do the Freddie -hate your girl -tell you that she's real pretty -take my clothes off -watch tv -shuffle off to Buffalo -a back bend -start a book -make some mac 'n cheese -sleep twelve hours I cannot: -do the Smurf -fall in love I will not: -call you back I will never: -fall in love You will never: -see my eyes Others will verify that I cannot: -do the Smurf

By: KevinSkomsvold

KevinSkomsvold — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 23:44:54 -0800

Who We Are: - whoever we are, wherever we're from - we should've noticed by now our behavior is dumb Areas To Improve: - it's going to take a lot more than trying to remove - the other race or the other whatever - from the face of the planet altogether Materials Needed: - A french bomb to poof them out of existence - Leave their real estate just where we need it Conclusions: - God made us out to be just like him - If we are dumb - Then god is dumb - and maybe a little ugly n the side (yeah, wordy I know. I need practice)

By: jokeefe

jokeefe — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 01:11:51 -0800

Things I am

on a roll

your superhero

What we are

standing on the edge

Called for me by name

the head of state

--don't have time for him

Killed me with love

Sarah

Places I am pulled out of

the aircrash

the lake

Results (feelings)

my luck could change

Results (prediction)

Day

--will be glorious

By: mr.marx

mr.marx — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 01:36:32 -0800

People who will make you jump

Mac Daddy

Daddy Mac

Kriss Kross

By: ayukna

ayukna — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 03:21:53 -0800

Things That Are Ironic (but not really)

Black Fly In Chardonnay
Free Ride When Already There

By: grapefruitmoon

grapefruitmoon — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 05:38:08 -0800

Life : - Is bigger than you. You : - Are not me. I : - Said too much. - Set it up. - Haven't said enough. In the corner : - Me. In the spotlight : - Me. Losing my religion. Things I don't know if I can do : - Keep up with you. I thought : - That I heard you laughing. - That I heard you sing. - That I saw you try. Every waking hour I am : - Choosing my confessions. - Trying to keep an eye on you. Consider : - This. - Hint of the century. - Slip that brought my knees. What if? : - These fantasies come flailing around. That was : - Just a dream.

By: Mid

Mid — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 06:05:36 -0800

It's funnier if you keep the list short and sort of summarize the main points. This one is hilarious, for example. It's not so funny when you just list every word of the freaking song in an outline format. I'm too lazy to search, but I bet McSweeny's started this.

By: LondonYank

LondonYank — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 06:09:37 -0800

I never thought it would be so easy to: - Cleanse any song of passion or emotion in one fell swoop - Become annoying even faster than the Crazy Frog Ringtone [make it stop]

By: Mid

Mid — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 06:37:54 -0800

Mental State of Frog: - Crazy. Pastimes of Frog: - Ringtone

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 07:22:48 -0800

dhartung wins. Only if you didn't go to the second page on the main link. I think the original one on there is a better working-out of it. But dhartung certainly wins for picking the song that this works best with.

By: DevilsAdvocate

DevilsAdvocate — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 07:28:04 -0800

(Following Mid's advice) Cities to which I invited her:

Boston
Denver
L.A.

Her responses (respectively):

By: serafinapekkala

serafinapekkala — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 08:38:02 -0800

Annual detail, what we don't have:
- Q1
  - New Year's day to celebrate
  - Chocolate covered candy hearts to give away
  - First of spring
  - Song to sing
- Q2
  - April rain
  - Flowers' bloom,
  - Wedding Saturday within the month of June
- Q3
  - Summer's high
  - Warm July,
  - Harvest moon to light one tender August night
  - Autumn breeze
  - No falling leaves
  - Time for birds to fly to southern skies
- Q4
  - Libra sun
  - Halloween
  - Giving thanks for all the Christmas joy you bring
I just called to say:
- I love you
- How much I care
And I mean it from:
- The bottom of my heart

By: SisterHavana

SisterHavana — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:00:24 -0800

Assets of Mickey:

So pretty

So fine

Actions of Mickey:

Blows mind

Stays around all night

Thinks he's got the right

Means he won't when he says he will

Gives the chills

Still leaves girlfriend all alone every night

Takes girlfriend by the heart when he takes her by the hand

Lets a little more show every time he moves

Requests for Mickey:

Say goodnight

Take girlfriend home

Understand that it's guys like him

Don't break girlfriend's heart

Give it to girlfriend any way he can

Don't leave girlfriend in this jam

Don't say no

Additional comments

What a pity!

By: Saellys

Saellys — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:19:41 -0800

Where I slipped

away

on a little white lie

What we've got

heads on sticks

What you've got

ventriloquists

standing in the shadows at the end of my bed

What follow me out of town

rats

children

By: kirkaracha

kirkaracha — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 10:03:49 -0800

Things I desire of you:
- Hold me close
- Hold me tight
- Make me thrill with delight
- Let me know where I stand from the start
- Won't you please be my own?
- Never leave me alone
Ways I regard you:
- Want
- Need
- Love
Effects of your proximity:
- All my cares disappear
- You're all that I'm living for
Before your arrival:
- I thought I could live without romance
After your arrival:
- I will go on loving you eternally
Effects of your departure:
- I die ev'ry time we're apart

Possible actions and consequences:
- We could talk
  - Ain't gettin' us nowhere
- You could cry
  - Will never change the way I feel
Things I've done:
- Told you everything I can
- Poured it on
- Poured it out
- Tried to show you just how much I care
Probable results of searches:
- No gold on sandy beach
- No oil on city street
- No ruby in mountain of rocks
- No Coupe de Ville in Cracker Jack box
Ways I regard you:
- Want
- Need
Way I ain't ever gonna regard you:
- Love

By: Mid

Mid — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 10:11:04 -0800

We're not nearly as funny as the livejournal people.

By: CrunchyFrog

CrunchyFrog — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 10:39:58 -0800

Things which I can't fully appreciate: - A thousand cable channels (nothing on) - My high speed connection (monitored daily by the Pentagon) - My dreams Things that I am lacking: - Peace - Friends - Sense - Guide - Time - An option - A care in the world - Shade - Light - Way - Sign - Grace To do: - Construct a sound defense - Overcome this grim reality - Patch all the cracks in the wall (delegated to mother) - Conceal myself - Steal myself - Break away (The Defense, by Bad Religion)

By: ORthey

ORthey — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 10:52:34 -0800

I will use this opportunity to illustrate why I don't like Ben Harper. What oppression does: - preys on us when we sleep - chases after: . - the tired . - the poor . - the weak - knows it means only harm - reaches out with its long arm - won't be let near Ben Harper - shall learn to fear Ben Harper - seeks population control - to divide and conquer is its goal (etc) Who I always have to steal my kisses from: - you - you - you - you Forever: - Ben harper don't want that kind of it in his life anymore - always seems to be around when it begins - never seems to be around when it ends - people spend so much time every day giving it away - Ben Harper won't let his roam So give Ben Harper your: - forever (not a day less will do) Excuse me, Mister, - do you have the time? Or are you so important that it stands still? - won't you lend me your ears? Or are you not only blind but do you not hear? - but isn't that you're oil in the sea? And the pollution in the air, whose could that be? (etc.)

By: Saellys

Saellys — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:43:10 -0800

This is so bloody fun I have to go again. Forgive me. Things you never knew: - love -- until you crossed the line of grace - how low you'd stoop to make that call - what was on the ground -- until they made you crawl - that the heaven you keep you stole Things you never felt: - wanted -- until you had someone slap your face - alive -- until you'd almost wasted away You: - had to win - couldn't just pass - [were] the smartest ass at the top of the class You had: - flying colors - family tree - lessons in history - Catholic blues - convent shoes - stick-on tattoos --now making the news - holy war - northern star - Sermon on the Mount from the boot of your car Please: - get up off your knees - leave me out of this mess Love is: - hard - tough - not what you're thinking of - big -- bigger than us September: - streets capsizing - spilling over down the drain - shards of glass - splinters like rain - you could only feel your own pain October: - talk getting nowhere November, December: - remember - we just started again It's what lovers: - steal - deal Why I found it hard to receive: - 'cause you, my love, I could never believe

By: me3dia

me3dia — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 12:39:44 -0800

• Places in which it is hot: - Herre • Solutions: - Take off clothes • Things I was like: - Good gracious ass bodacious - Flirtacious, - Tryin to show faces • Things I'm looking for: - The right time to shoot my steam (you know) - The right time to flash them G's • Next steps: - I'm leavin, please believin - Me and the rest of my heathens • Where I've got it (confirmed): - Locked at the top of the four seasons - Penthouse - Roof top - Birds (fed by me) • Actionables: - What I need you to do: - To get up up on the dance floor - Give that man what he's asking for - Reasons: - I feel like bustin loose - I feel like touching you - Nobody can stop the juice - Whats the use? • Life's important questions: - Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles? - What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models? • Comparison (You vs. Me): - You: - Driving a sportscar - Not fast - Me: - Down (also driving a sportscar) - 100MPH - Top down, wearing goggles • Directions to Herre: - Get off the freeway - Exit 106 - Park • Items referenced once Herre: - Ash tray - Flip gate - Gucci collar for dollar • I: - Spit game - Can't talk it • I am: - Warm - Sweating • You are: - Still wearing a VOKAL tanktop - With a winner • Actionables (2): - Take it off like your home alone - Dance in front your mirror while you're on the phone - As if checking your reflection - While talking your best friend • Nelly: - Hang all out - Just fall out Recipe • Ingredients: - ah - ah 1. Mix a little bit a ah, ah with a little bit a ah, ah 2. Give a little bit a ah, ah with a little bit a ah, ah 3. Add more ah, ah 4. Add additional sprinkle a that ah, ah 5. Make it (with ah, ah) • Stop: - Placin' - Time wastin' • What I've got: - I gotta a friend with a pole in the basement - Pole available if you'll use it. • News: - Nelly took a trip from the Luna to Neptunes - Came back with somethin' thicker than fittin' in sasoons - Says she likes to think about cuttin' in restrooms

By: ORthey

ORthey — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:22:39 -0800

Her Majesty: - A pretty nice girl - Doesn't have a lot to say - A pretty nice girl - Changes from day to day I want to tell her: - I love her a lot But I gotta get a belly full of: - wine Her Majesty: - a pretty nice girl - someday I'm gonna make her mine

By: Dreama

Dreama — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 16:01:20 -0800

It's spawned a LiveJournal community.

By: Mayor Curley

Mayor Curley — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 16:41:35 -0800

Action plan for violence in Brixton.

By: tim451

tim451 — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 08:27:08 -0800

For ontic, the non-believer, an REM song: Things I did with my hat:

Put it down
Picked it up
Slapped it on my head

Things we are:

Young despite the years
Concern
Hope despite the times

Where to take this joy:

Wherever
Wherever you go

By: tim451

tim451 — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 08:34:22 -0800

Oh, and: Things I wish for myself:

A little bit taller
A baller
A girl

Attractive

Receptive to phone calls

By: dreish

dreish — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:51:34 -0800

Wow. Some of these are really awful. Here's a hint: This is slightly clever: things we will rock:

you

This is sad and annoying: we will:

rock you

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Thu, 31 Mar 2005 06:16:54 -0800

Things which I have: -Your Picture Things that I want but do not have: -A doctor to take your picture -So that I may look at you from inside as well Things of which I have none (presently): -Sex -Drugs -Wine -Women -Fun -Sin -You -Wonder it's dark Ways in which you have me turning: -Up -Down -In -Round -Japanese

By: the_bone

the_bone — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 08:02:34 -0800

Places I have been: - Georgia - California - Anywhere I could run - Nice - the Isle of Greece - Monte Carlo - Paradise Places I have not been: - Me

By: the_bone

the_bone — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 07:43:27 -0800

I am: - not much of a man by the night of day - by night, one hell of a lover - making a man, with blonde hair and a tan - filled with tension, which the aforementioned man will be good for relieving. - seeing you shiver with antici... - pation. - removing the cause, but not the symptom - a sweet transvestite - from Transsexual, Transylvania