Comments on: Toilet Trees

Toilet Trees

shoppingforsanity — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 20:28:03 -0800

Where do you hide your nasty-ass toilet plunger so the house guests won't see it? Under an attention-getting, gawdy as hell fake plant - duh.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 20:31:46 -0800

I usually just attach the suction cup to my forehead, myself.

By: e40

e40 — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 20:34:55 -0800

NSFE (not safe for ears). I really hate audio on web pages, especially when they just read shit to you.

By: woil

woil — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 20:36:24 -0800

Thanks for sharing SFS.

By: brujita

brujita — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 20:43:50 -0800

I came over to my parents' one day to find my mother's greyhound was racing around the back yard with it.

By: j.p. Hung

j.p. Hung — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 20:44:45 -0800

"This is the perfect gift for someone who has everything!" yeah....like a double-wide.

By: bigtimes

bigtimes — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 20:53:51 -0800

There's nothing quite like a webpage with a midwestern accent.

By: damehex

damehex — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 21:04:26 -0800

the most lousiest web page that talks to you is Melanie Griffith's homepage. Only tangentially poo-related.

By: HTuttle

HTuttle — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 21:25:38 -0800

What sort of anal retentive needs to hide the plunger?

By: 2sheets

2sheets — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 22:11:31 -0800

If you hide it, how is someone supposed to use it when the bowl starts overflowing? Maybe you should hide the toilet as well.

By: Balisong

Balisong — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 23:51:37 -0800

Oh, WOW, I'm like, saving the planet with my choice of toilet plunger camoflage. I feel so Globaly Aware!

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 02:16:16 -0800

I keep my toilet plunger in the toolshed, along with the drain rods, the blow torch and the other plumbing tools. Why would anyone need to hide it? That's where tools belong, surely? Perhaps they are confusing plungers with toilet brushes -- much beloved by people in The Netherlands

By: randomstriker

randomstriker — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 03:21:24 -0800

For the love of god, don't remind me about those Dutch toilets. I left the Netherlands 5 years ago and I am still traumatized. Before living there I had no idea just how much the water in a normal toilet bowl protects you from the lethal stench of your own shit. Ghastly doesn't begin to describe it.

By: orange swan

orange swan — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 05:45:02 -0800

This kind of reminds me of those croheted toilet paper cozies. Jerry Seinfeld did a routine on those in which he commented that it looked like even the toilet paper was embarrassed to be toilet paper. Jeez, people. Why not just keep the offending stuff in the bathroom cabinets or in the linen closet?

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 07:06:29 -0800

I like to imagine the people behind this saying "toiletries... toiletries... hey, that sounds like two words- Toilet, Trees! OK... what would that be? Hmmmmm..." and the rest is history!

By: Specklet

Specklet — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 11:18:20 -0800

These are much, much better toilet trees!

By: iain

iain — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 11:38:35 -0800

Perhaps, if you find you need to keep a plunger like this next to your toilet constantly, you should consider changing your diet?

By: dabitch

dabitch — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:16:36 -0800

augh, that page-voice was horrible. "It's real easy to order see where it says "order"? Click on that."

By: Orb

Orb — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:44:55 -0800

I have never considered hiding the plunger. They don't get nasty if you clean them after you have had to use them, and I would hate to have to deal with one of these "trees" or any other frou-frou camouflage should I ... you know ... suddenly find myself needing to use the plunger NOW. And yeah, the talking was more than a little annoying ...

By: afiler

afiler — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 14:13:58 -0800

My mother has a Toilet Brush Dalmatian but leaves the toilet plunger out in the open. There's nothing quite like a webpage with a midwestern accent. Speaking as a midwesterner, that's not a midwestern accent. It sounds more like a western accent -- Arizona, from the looks of the whois record.

By: echolex

echolex — Thu, 31 Mar 2005 06:56:04 -0800

Why would someone want to hide their plunger? If someone comes over to my place and clogs the toilet, I want them to see the plunger and be able to use it without leaving a surprise for me. How many times have you gone to a party and could barely pee because the toilet had overflowed and a plunger was nowhere to be found? Do you really want some jackass to pee in your tub if they can't use the toilet?