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April 1, 2005 9:14 AM

Strictly speaking, yourassgotserved.com should really be yourassisserving.com, but, well, you get the idea. (Flash, NSFW, preparing for my first deleted FPP)
posted by Armitage Shanks (15 comments total)

Saw this the other night and wondered what's the point? Because they can? Is the world ready for servers implanted in people's butts? Are they trying to go the Jackass route now?

And why'd Screensavers dump Leo and the other guy, they at least didn't make me want to drive to the studio and smack them around.

I don't get the point of the link though. I put in a comment and was taken to the G4 Screensavers site. What fun is that?
posted by fenriq at 9:45 AM on April 1, 2005

My being at work combined with the lack of comments is piquing my curiousity to the point of injury.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 9:46 AM on April 1, 2005

Stupid.
posted by Ynoxas at 9:49 AM on April 1, 2005

Update 3/29/05 6PM PST: This web page is no longer being served from the USB Web Server embedded inside a human. It has been moved to a regular web server.

So now its a server that was shoved up someone's six and now they've removed it? So its an ex-ass server? It just became even less exciting. At least before, I could imagine my wit bouncing around the rectal cavity of some unlucky intern.
posted by fenriq at 9:58 AM on April 1, 2005

I saw this yesterday, and I was unimpressed. I just don't see where someone goes from "really small webservers" to "let's stick this up some guy's ass". It's a little like Jackass...except Jackass pretty much already did it (in the movie).
posted by graventy at 11:24 AM on April 1, 2005

I just don't see where someone goes from "really small webservers" to "let's stick this up some guy's ass".

I don't really see anywhere else to go from there.
posted by uncleozzy at 12:01 PM on April 1, 2005

This Webserver....It Vibrates?

I wonder if Bill ORiley has heard of this?

Website dildoes.. I smell a million dollar idea!!
posted by Balisong at 12:26 PM on April 1, 2005

"Wait a minute...that new cell phone is how big? I've got an idea."
posted by graventy at 12:30 PM on April 1, 2005

I don't really see anywhere else to go from there.

The Bob Goatse mobile datacenter?
posted by Armitage Shanks at 12:38 PM on April 1, 2005

I'd much rather see them take a much larger webserver and use it to bash in the skulls of everyone involved.
posted by fungible at 1:03 PM on April 1, 2005

Methinks they're trying way too hard to be edgy over at G4. They're probably better off sticking to what they're good at: Being geeks. Heck, it worked for X-Play. Let's not kid ourselves about G4's true target market.
posted by riffraff at 4:20 PM on April 1, 2005

Anyone notice Kevin give the shocker?
posted by tranquileye at 4:15 AM on April 2, 2005

tranquileye, I did.
I also think they're trying too hard.
I also don't know what the hell G4 is.
Different from techTV?

all in all, a lame effort, and their boring nature made this seem like someone's parents were doing it, to prove something.
posted by Busithoth at 7:42 AM on April 2, 2005

Actually, it should be myassisserving.com or yougotservedfrommyass.com. Or www.iservedyouadeliciousass.com.
posted by Eideteker at 11:17 AM on April 2, 2005

Totally assy. I was hoping for a camera!
posted by Goofyy at 6:19 AM on April 3, 2005