Comments on: Dennis for Pope

Dennis for Pope

runningdogofcapitalism — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 23:24:49 -0800

Dennis for Pope His name is "sinned" spelled backwards. He has a kick-ass platform. He's been hard at work on the campaign trail for the job since 2004. Heck, he even meets the criteria for being eligible for the gig (see Qui uxorem, 19, caus. 33, Q. 5). He's on a *cough* papabili list that puts him right up there with Bono and U.S. Senator Sam Brownback as potential candidates. On April 18, vote Dennis for Pope "and good things will happen!"

By: LeLiLo

LeLiLo — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 23:53:09 -0800

He can't run for Pope. He's not in the brackets.

By: maryh

maryh — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 00:42:54 -0800

This is the best "Vote Me For Pope!" site I've yet seen. These lines cracked me up: It is downright embarrassing that Popes are unpaid. Other religions will laugh their asses off if the Pope has to moonlight at the Wendy's drive-thru just to have enough cash to buy a new motorcycle or take his girlfriend to a movie. Nice post, runningdog.

By: trinarian

trinarian — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 02:48:00 -0800

I've never wanted to be on a list so bad in all my life.

By: LouReedsSon

LouReedsSon — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 04:54:07 -0800

I'm for calling it quits on pope... It was a good long ride that amounted to basically, nada, so cut your losses and divide the booty. :)

By: debralee

debralee — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 05:27:19 -0800

"...I will eliminate unnecessarily redundant portions of the Mass. For example, the 'Holy Holy Holy' will become just the 'Holy.'" Heh. I like him.

By: UKnowForKids

UKnowForKids — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 06:22:42 -0800

Wow, an internet humor site that provides what it promises - it's both a) humorous and b) on the internet! Nice post, runningdogofcapitalism. Dennis has my vote! - Cardinal UKnowForKids

By: Octaviuz

Octaviuz — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 06:54:32 -0800

Wouldn't that be UKnowForCardinalKids?

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 11:51:59 -0800

Unfortunately, some Internet directories are listing my site in the wrong category, and I have no control over that. My candidacy is not a joke. If you want to see a joke, try reading some of the newspaper and magazine articles that speculate about who the next Pope might be. Joseph Ratzinger? Francis Arinze? Oscar Rodríguez Maradiaga? None of those guys is even running! excellent.