Comments on: Do you want to see a photo of Tony Danza in the nude?

Do you want to see a photo of Tony Danza in the nude?

davebug — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:10:43 -0800

Do you want to see a photo of Tony Danza in the nude? It's from when he was younger... and he's uncut. Ok, talk to you later.

By: mkn

mkn — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:13:21 -0800

Yeah, you're sure to get great feedback on that one.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:13:53 -0800

Who's the boss now, Angeler?

By: E_B_A

E_B_A — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:17:12 -0800

That's fresh, kid...

By: Hildago

Hildago — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:18:25 -0800

I always got Scott Baio and Tony Danza mixed up, but now I can just remember that Tony Danza is the one who is uncircumsized.

By: riffola

riffola — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:19:40 -0800

Friends of tubgirlfairy unite!

By: graventy

graventy — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:20:26 -0800

Hildag, you've seen Scott Baio nude? And you didn't post it to Metafilter? For shame!

By: NinjaPirate

NinjaPirate — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:21:44 -0800

You waited a lo-ong time for this post, haven'cha davebug? also, who is Danza?

By: quonsar

quonsar — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:23:44 -0800

it took you 4 years, 4 months and eight days to make your first fpp, and this is what you settled on?

By: quonsar

quonsar — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:24:38 -0800

whoa! jinx, NinjaPirate!

By: mattr

mattr — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:27:18 -0800

Heh...'jinx'...haven't heard that since school days!

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:29:17 -0800

oh noes! the cursed posting history callout! You're right. He shouldn't have posted it without posting extensively beforehand. And anyway, who doesn't want to see Danza dick?

By: scheptech

scheptech — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:29:29 -0800

No.

By: RylandDotNet

RylandDotNet — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:33:38 -0800

[this is good]

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:33:43 -0800

posted by shmegegge who doesn't want to see Danza dick? Anyone whose name is not Tony Danza.

By: davebug

davebug — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:35:06 -0800

He was the star of "Who's the Boss." He played "Juror #7" in the 1997 television remake of 12 Angry Men.

By: E_B_A

E_B_A — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:36:40 -0800

Hey... you forgot his daytime talk show, The Tony Danza Show. And you forgot Poland.

By: 2sheets

2sheets — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:37:23 -0800

[this is good] Chalk it up to peer pressure

By: E_B_A

E_B_A — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:37:55 -0800

In fact, I'd like to go on record as a long-time mefi reader but new member and say that this is without a doubt the greatest and best metafilter post EVER and all other posts pale in comparison. It's a shame they don't give out awards because this one would dominate all the catagories.

By: crunchland

crunchland — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:38:57 -0800

it took you 4 years, 4 months and eight days to make your first fpp, and this is what you settled on? posted by quonsar at 1:23 PM EST on April 16 nevertheless, the site will soon be featured on meepzorp, if it isn't already.

By: fixedgear

fixedgear — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:39:32 -0800

Best of the web, without doubt.

By: biffa

biffa — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:41:20 -0800

And you forgot Poland. Has anyone ever laughed at this?

By: ChrisTN

ChrisTN — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:42:26 -0800

See, if you were hankering to post something from that blog, I can't believe you went with Tony Danza over PG-Rated Goatse.cx. (Pretty SFW.)

By: E_B_A

E_B_A — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:46:22 -0800

You have to give it to fipi lele solidarity.

By: newfers

newfers — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:52:14 -0800

And you forgot Poland. Has anyone ever laughed at this? -- It's still as funny as when Bushie vomited those words during the debates. Yes indeedy! as for Danza, AHHHH! MY EYES!

By: scarabic

scarabic — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:52:25 -0800

I'm circumsized but this pic makes my penis want to shrivel up into itself anyway. Oh well, I was warned.

By: The Infamous Jay

The Infamous Jay — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 10:57:57 -0800

you people ain't right ... I guess that explains why I'm here

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:01:03 -0800

he was hot---still is, actually.

By: drgonzo

drgonzo — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:01:30 -0800

[this is good] the more you guys complain about posts like this, the more you reveal yourselves as a bunch of souless fussbudgets who spend all their days looking to naysay others' fun.

By: docgonzo

docgonzo — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:05:55 -0800

What drgonzo said.

By: mkultra

mkultra — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:06:57 -0800

Yes, yes, this is a terrible post. But, somehow, I clicked on the link anyway. Thanks for nothing. Except this comment is hilarious on so many levels: On Friday, April 15th, Jesus said: I've always heard that Tony Danza used to be a porn star, and his signature move was the "Danza Slap" wherein he would slap the girl across the face with his penis before performing the money shot. I dunno though. I should check Snopes.

By: drgonzo

drgonzo — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:07:22 -0800

...waiting for doctorgonzo to chime in...

By: liam

liam — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:09:24 -0800

Elton John's inspiration for "Hold me closer, Tony Danza..."?

By: Busithoth

Busithoth — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:13:46 -0800

[this is good] the more you guys complain about posts like this, the more you reveal yourselves as a bunch of souless fussbudgets who spend all their days looking to naysay others' fun. posted by drgonzo at 2:01 PM EST on April 16 [!] What drgonzo said. posted by docgonzo at 2:05 PM EST on April 16 [!] Well, I'm glad the gonzos are united. I'd also heard Danza did porn, (not a rare accusation, really) but this photo doesn't exactly confirm the rumor.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:19:55 -0800

Elton John's inspiration for "Hold me closer, Tony Danza..."?

By: driveler

driveler — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:20:53 -0800

The Danza Slap.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:21:06 -0800

oh, Stallone did porn too--i guess it was an easy buck back then.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:22:15 -0800

very disappointing pic here (nsfw)

By: suprfli

suprfli — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:27:34 -0800

davebug - As your first post to mefi you made the right choice! I applaud your efforts to be the candle in the wind. If anyone looks closely you can see the boxing robe and the photo of the boxers in the background. Danza was a boxer and if I had to guess I would assume that this photo was taken while he was in the locker room at his boxing gym. It seems legit to me. ps...[this is good].

By: Busithoth

Busithoth — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:30:48 -0800

wow. I'm impressed with all the progress in hunting down nude shots of superstars. If only someone could do this for the other gender, they'd get some real hits!

By: dogwelder

dogwelder — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:31:09 -0800

[this might be offensive]

By: blendor

blendor — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:33:51 -0800

For the Brits, "Who's the Boss" is the American version of "The Upper Hand". And I really hope all of the [this is good]s are sarcastic.

By: sbutler

sbutler — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:34:12 -0800

[no good can come of this]

By: dabitch

dabitch — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:39:56 -0800

Well, he could do porn with that bod and rod. ;)

By: milkwood

milkwood — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:52:12 -0800

he was in "Taxi " too. Great show.

By: scheptech

scheptech — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 12:04:08 -0800

So if this were a picture of some unknown person it wouldn't merit posting, I assume. It would be just another of a million nude pictures available on the interweb and would receive, I imagine, nothing but scorn and derision as being not post-worthy, to say the least. So let's see, the reason this is of interest is because Mr. Danza is somewhat well-known (sorry Tony, but superstar would be an overstatement, I think you'd agree). Huh, I guess I don't follow, was there some backstory, perhaps some doubt about his penis-ownership or something? Would a nude picture of say Farrah Fawcett be acceptable as an FPP? There's a million nude images out there, many of them of "celebrities", what makes Tony D's post-worthy? Why are nude celeb shots not posted on an hourly basis? If there's some rule or agreement that stops mefi from become pornfi how is this one different? Btw Taxi, yup, Danny DeVito was great but Tony was certainly endearing and added an essential element as one of Danny's main foils.

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 12:09:38 -0800

If this post was intended to be a mockery of bad FPPs, I'd say it has succeeded on every level. $5 well spent!

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 12:13:08 -0800

After looking at that stallone picture, I think we can honestly say that Mr. Danza wins The Battle Of The Italian Sausages.

By: PissOnYourParade

PissOnYourParade — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 12:19:45 -0800

Geez, you people complain and complain about metafilter being a boyzone, and now you complain about Tony Danza's Italian Sausage. Its one or the other people!

By: Tenuki

Tenuki — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 12:34:08 -0800

[Ok, talk to you later]

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 12:34:53 -0800

This thread is a litmus test.

By: mischief

mischief — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 12:45:21 -0800

"Would a nude picture of say Farrah Fawcett be acceptable as an FPP?" Hell, yes!!! ... and Raquel Welch would be even better!

By: drgonzo

drgonzo — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 12:48:50 -0800

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By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 12:53:39 -0800

... and Raquel Welch would be even better! Roberta Pedon (NSFW) would be better than both of 'em. Especially due to the Betty Page-esque mystery of whatever became of her.

By: cody

cody — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:07:37 -0800

[this is SPECIAL]

By: suprfli

suprfli — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:09:18 -0800

scheptech: take it to metatalk!! btw, what makes it FPP worthy as opposed to a million other nude celebs is b/c this is really old and sort of interesting to see it just released and it relates to some interweb urban legends and verifying/denying them(danza slap certainly appears that it could be legitimate now!). besides, it's funny and does everything on mefi have to be some long serious fuckin debate about bush, 911, iraq, [insert your hot button topic here] bullshit?

By: briank

briank — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:16:26 -0800

liam wins

By: Hankins

Hankins — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:19:38 -0800

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By: docgonzo

docgonzo — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:28:18 -0800

Mario Dinis has sex with his sister Lucy

By: mdn

mdn — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:34:28 -0800

Ok, talk to you later. For some reason that made this post work for me. also, it's kind of a cool sex site that's not spammy / depressing/ degrading / etc. And it's sort of an endearing pic precisely b/c it doesn't look like pose-for-porno. A friend of mine has a back issue of playboy with old b&w's of madonna which she (my friend) found at some used bookstore. She bought it not because 'ooh madonna's body' - that's easy - but because it was madonna sorta casual, unbleached hair, unshaven, hanging out naked.

By: ktoad

ktoad — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:54:02 -0800

To say I'm disturbed would be an understatement. Then again, it's better than a nude photo of Judith Light.

By: underer

underer — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:58:16 -0800

I like how the link was phrased as a question. It just seems so guileless. I don't really want to see a photo of Tony Danza in the nude, but thanks so much for asking. And talk to you later.

By: AlexReynolds

AlexReynolds — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:05:22 -0800

I would have taken time out to voice my opinion on this subject but I've got dinner to make. Ciao!

By: robbie01

robbie01 — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:11:46 -0800

Dangerously skirting the first rule! [this is wubbie]

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:15:56 -0800

more naked male celebs (and semi-celebs) here : >

By: Radio7

Radio7 — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:28:33 -0800

Eewwwwwwwwwww.

By: boogah

boogah — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:36:18 -0800

[this is good]

By: ed

ed — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:45:31 -0800

Now if this picture can somehow be used to put an end to Tony Danzas's career, I'll die a happy man.

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:46:03 -0800

. Ok, talk to you later.

By: BentPenguin

BentPenguin — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:54:16 -0800

What is wrong with you?

By: quonsar

quonsar — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:00:41 -0800

the more you guys complain about posts like this, the more you reveal yourselves as a bunch of souless fussbudgets who spend all their days looking to naysay others' fun. your point being...?

By: Mayor Curley

Mayor Curley — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:03:30 -0800

it's better than a nude photo of Judith Light. I'll up you one-- I've seen her naked in person. I saw her in "Wit" at Boston's Wang Center and she got naked right at the end. This was about 5 years ago.

By: TwelveTwo

TwelveTwo — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:04:31 -0800

[this is]

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:05:05 -0800

Wang Center..heh-heh Actually Judith Light is kind of milf-y if you ask me. What?

By: fungible

fungible — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:11:07 -0800

Metafilter: Your new source for weeners links.

By: donkeysuck

donkeysuck — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:27:56 -0800

By: Eekacat

Eekacat — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:47:39 -0800

PenisFilter

By: drgonzo

drgonzo — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:58:31 -0800

your point being...? WeenieFilter

By: mannythedog

mannythedog — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 16:00:28 -0800

Radio 7: If your "Ewwwwwwwwwwww" comment is meant for Stallone then you get a "harrumph" from me. however, if it is meant for Mr. Danza (for whom I have a newfound respect) then I have to wildly disagree.

By: justgary

justgary — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 16:11:32 -0800

and he's uncut. You wasted a fpp on this when all you had to do was ask samantha?

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 16:12:01 -0800

oh, snap!

By: AlexReynolds

AlexReynolds — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 16:22:01 -0800

MetaFilter: Anyway, who doesn't want to see Danza dick?

By: brevator

brevator — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 16:23:53 -0800

[This is it?]

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 16:27:03 -0800

Y'know, I bet Louie DePalma was hung like a bear. And it's retro-night on channel 11 here in New York. Welcome back Kotter, The Jeffersons, The Odd Couple & Taxi back to back. Maybe they'll break out some of that "lost footage," of Louie and Ignatowski's hot night of passion and we'll find out. Okey Doke!

By: SisterHavana

SisterHavana — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 16:48:39 -0800

I'm all for full frontal male nudity. : ) That said, I never found Tony Danza particularly appealing.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 17:05:27 -0800

What's a "fussbudget"?

By: SomeOneElse

SomeOneElse — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 17:07:48 -0800

This fpp is the best because now I no longer think I'm weird for mishearing Elton John. Everybody in the room looked at me like I was an idiot when I asked why the song was about Tony Danza.

By: Buzz

Buzz — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 17:41:37 -0800

Just wait until Alyssa Milano finds out about this!

By: bluechemist

bluechemist — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 17:42:32 -0800

Okay, talk to you later.

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 17:52:30 -0800

I always got Scott Baio and Tony Danza mixed up, but now I can just remember that Tony Danza is the one who is uncircumsized. Nope, sorry. Baio is also uncut. That's what Blueboy magazine told me in the 80s, at least, when Charles was in Charge. Willie Aames was also, allegedly, uncut, providing much fantasy fodder for my younger self. Alas, I can find no substantiation of these allegations online now, twenty-odd years later.

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 18:00:08 -0800

Funny the things you keep in your head for 20-something years.

By: underer

underer — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 18:00:27 -0800

You'll probably see more of me, but I'm going to continue to hold back until I think I'm offering something new, so no promises.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 18:00:43 -0800

Willie Aames was also, allegedly, uncut, providing much fantasy fodder for my younger self. Wait a minute, wasn't he in one of those teens-on-a-deserted-island flicks where him and some babe skinnydip and you see both their goodies? I remember seeing something like that when I was about 12, and at that point I don't think I'd even seen what Robin Williams describes as a "snake wearing a sweater." Yes, the fact that I'm recalling this is disturbing, but not half as disturbing as wolfdaddy's attraction to Bibleman.

By: brittney

brittney — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 18:13:13 -0800

[this is badass]

By: stupidsexyFlanders

stupidsexyFlanders — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 19:02:42 -0800

jonmc, you're thinking of Christopher Atkins, whose IMDB page should be required reading for every teen actor on Fox and the WB. And I must note that when I read this post, I experienced a rush of indescribable, confusing emotions, one being that I ? davebug.

By: stupidsexyFlanders

stupidsexyFlanders — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 19:04:10 -0800

You should have seen the preview window, that was hilarious with the heart in there.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 19:11:28 -0800

No, there was another one with Willie Aames, where there was quite a bit of naughty bits exposed of bothe genders.

By: urlnotfound

urlnotfound — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 19:36:30 -0800

teh c*ck

By: shoepal

shoepal — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 19:39:25 -0800

ay oh! oh ay!

By: bonaldi

bonaldi — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 19:43:01 -0800

+1 -0 x1

By: Satapher

Satapher — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:19:35 -0800

This thread is a litmus test. haha, fucking stop saying that -- its an imaginary pedestal device... i own all rights to such devices... cease and desist or youll be sorry.

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:24:39 -0800

I just realized something... if you follow this link, previously mentioned by underer, you'll notice that davebug was cryptically trying to see if it would be ok to post his first fpp in relation to a site he's a part of. Whether or not that would constitute a self-link. So, I ask... ~~Davebug?~~ Mr. Danza? May I have your autograph?

By: hojoki

hojoki — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:41:05 -0800

Wow! When I was a kid I always suspected Danza had a nice package in those tight jeans he wore on Taxi. Nice. *pant*

By: crasspastor

crasspastor — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 22:00:18 -0800

Besides brittney are there any other girls in here? I seriously think the only people who care about COCK are men. Straight or gay. That said. Funny thread.

By: crasspastor

crasspastor — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 22:23:48 -0800

superfli: When you think about it, this post has everything to do with Bush. Well. At least it does now. (nsf†)

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 22:47:39 -0800

did that just say Not Safe For Christ? I literally just laughed my ass off. You owe me an ass.

By: crasspastor

crasspastor — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 23:17:56 -0800

Are you a girl? If so, good. Your ass is mine. Er, my ass is yours. And you'd also probably be the first or second female who has posted to this thread yet. Sadly however, after checking how much milage my joke still has in it, I've since found that your name is Adam. And as we all know, "God made Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve". Therefore, me giving forth of any ass I might have any say over is going to have to be limited to you laughing at it. Fag. Quit it.

By: infini

infini — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 23:37:13 -0800

I'm impressed that this so called lame FPP with all the hoo haa over it has garnered over 105 comments...here's mine. Instructions to us newbies say, to understand what constitutes a good FPP see the ones which get the most comments. On that basis, one would conclude this is an outstanding FPP.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 00:18:30 -0800

Instructions to us newbies say, to understand what constitutes a good FPP see the ones which get the most comments. Where the fuck does it say that? Some of the goodest of the great get no comments at all. That's bollocks. (And teh c0ck, too.)

By: blacklite

blacklite — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 00:19:59 -0800

oh no it is indeed him. ... I thought it would be bigger. I mean, you'd think someone who is always asking who the boss is to have more backing him up...

By: SteelyDuran

SteelyDuran — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 00:54:35 -0800

I enjoyed it far more than Tubagirl.

By: Silky Slim

Silky Slim — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 03:48:57 -0800

Hold me coser Tony Danza Count the headlice on the highway Baby darlin' she's a lemon Had a busy day today

By: longbaugh

longbaugh — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 06:29:48 -0800

I want to be the first to congratulate the men of MeFi for managing to resist the urge to say "It's not that big..." I also want to be the first to say "It's not that big..."

By: mdn

mdn — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 06:34:08 -0800

Instructions to us newbies say, to understand what constitutes a good FPP see the ones which get the most comments. it definitely does not say anything like that anywhere around here. and there are a buncha wimmin on this thread. okay, well, two or three of us anyway.

By: jennanemone

jennanemone — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 07:13:45 -0800

Four! This kicked my day off right.

By: emdog

emdog — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 07:52:54 -0800

damn, 114 comments for tony's snapping turtle?! gimme my fiver back.

By: dame

dame — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 08:09:52 -0800

Five. Yummy Danza cock. (Uncut is *always* better. Also, uncut tends to grow more, so that proabably ends up big enough when it counts.)

By: Argyle

Argyle — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 08:30:37 -0800

You forgot the image on your link...

By: dabitch

dabitch — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 08:32:16 -0800

crasspastor sweetie, I'm a girl now and I was a girl when I posted my earlier comment in this thread. I might still be a girl in ten minutes, call me to check. Ta-rah. ;) I see plenty of dames in here.

By: moonbird

moonbird — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 08:37:25 -0800

[this is about four and a half inches limp]

By: mygothlaundry

mygothlaundry — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 09:08:50 -0800

Six. Not a bad picture at all. Well, parts aren't bad.

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 09:21:31 -0800

Uncut is *always* better. Uncut = no mushroom hat to tickle your innards. Also, uncut tends to grow more No correlation whatsoever. so that proabably ends up big enough when it counts. Again, there's no way to know. He could double in size, he could peter out at an extra inch.

By: dame

dame — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 09:39:27 -0800

I dunno, C_D, which of us has more experience with a wide variety of cocks? Also, please explain: Uncut = no mushroom hat to tickle your innards. Because an uncut one erect is just like a cut one, only with a little more.

By: infini

infini — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 10:07:27 -0800

did I misinterpret this? What makes a good thread post to MetaFilter? A good post to MetaFilter is something that meets the following criteria: most people haven't seen it before, there is something interesting about the content on the page, and it might warrant discussion from others. As a first-time poster or new member of MetaFilter, take a look at the older posts to get a feel for what constitutes a good link. Look at the links that carry 10 or 20 comments to see what everyone is talking about. Is the link you're about to post provocative enough to show to everyone? If so post away. A good thread values uniqueness over novelty.

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 10:27:29 -0800

dame ... I'm with you all the way. Uncut men rawk. And roll. And scream. And thrash. And moan. And I've said too much haven't I?

By: dabitch

dabitch — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 10:32:27 -0800

Eh, Civil_Disobedient, you don't really think that the foreskin stays around the mushroom hat when it's fully erect and tickling someones innards, do you?

By: scheptech

scheptech — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 10:43:47 -0800

Who's the Boss indeed. Tony's penis is now second only to Wisconsin Cat Hunting on our current leader board. 10 or 20 comments, ha! The Penis Post (the title is surely deserved) is now a humility-inspiring Order of Magnitude more magnificent than that laughably tiny number. Will the famous Penis Post be seen in future as the beginning of the end of freedom for mefi? Can censorship be far away, what unseen force for good can otherwise possibly stop The Blue from becoming well, really blue?

By: emdog

emdog — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 11:15:22 -0800

schep; blue certainly isn't the point for me. hell, get as blue as anyone wants to blue but this thread has become as vapid as 'entertainment tonight' or a 'tiger beat' mag. this much interest over an actor's dick?! it ranks with paris hilton putting a copyright on "that's hot" draw me a warm bath and fetch a straight razor.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 12:07:22 -0800

I aprove of this post.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 12:07:49 -0800

also, people who signed up before the last signup freeze didn't have to pay anything.

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 14:11:05 -0800

dabitch and da dame Re: The Mushroom -- clearly I hadn't thought that through enough.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 14:30:34 -0800

...but this thread has become as vapid as 'entertainment tonight' or a 'tiger beat' mag. tiger beat ran super groovy nude pinups? no wonder it was so popular. ; > (more celeb wang! more celeb wang!)

By: mdn

mdn — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 15:04:23 -0800

10 or 20 comments, ha! The Penis Post (the title is surely deserved) is now a humility-inspiring Order of Magnitude more magnificent than that laughably tiny number. ?! you're not that new, are you? We get posts with 100s of comments all the time. The suggestion to look at the comments of posts with 10-20 comments sounds to me like, look at the comments (of those threads that get enough comments to show there was some interest) - it does not mean that more comments=better. There have been crap posts with endless comments, and great posts with just 10-20 comments. Great posts usually don't have less than ten, because a few people will at least pop in to say [this is good] if it's not starting a major conversation but was a good post.

By: hugsnkisses

hugsnkisses — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 15:09:57 -0800

[this is going on a shirt]

By: Tenuki

Tenuki — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 16:01:25 -0800

[shirt]

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 16:10:01 -0800

That shirt... it happened so fast... and the woman wearing it... *head explodes*.

By: emdog

emdog — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 20:31:04 -0800

glow; actually, i was only guessing about tiger beat from the title and bill maplewood(the movie 'happiness')beating his tiger while looking at it.

By: zenpop

zenpop — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 23:03:22 -0800

FAB-U-LOUS...more posts like this please.

By: yodelingisfun

yodelingisfun — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 23:49:12 -0800

hmmm, I like it!

By: amberglow

amberglow — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 04:39:19 -0800

ahh, emdog

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 06:44:20 -0800

quit dicking around, all of you.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 07:20:54 -0800

I'd also like to say that I don't get the whole "uncut" fetish. They look like bits of intestine.

By: agregoli

agregoli — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 07:26:05 -0800

Oh, you're just jealous.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 07:39:36 -0800

Don't be silly, if I wanted cockmc to look uncut, I'd just wrap a dirty sausage casing around it.

By: gorgor_balabala

gorgor_balabala — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:36:54 -0800

Allow me to be the first to say about this post: i first saw that picture when i was about 25 and that was a long-ass time ago. Also allow me to be the umpteenth and hopefully the last person to say, wow nice cock, ooohh, goodie, hawt, sweet, and where are the video torrs.

By: emdog

emdog — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 13:55:02 -0800

ooh glow oosh, '74; marie neked but with that hair couldn't get me to jerk beefy. the movie 'happiness'; now picture a grown man pounding his pud in the back seat of his car in a parking lot while looking at the teen boys in 'tiger beat' definitely the best dark-humor, socio-familial flicks of all time.

By: davros42

davros42 — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 15:01:17 -0800

Awesome.

By: obloquy

obloquy — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 16:26:46 -0800

jonmc: You're right; Willie Ames starred with Phoebe Cates in Paradise in 1982. It was an attempt to cash in on the splash Brooke Shields made in The Blue Lagoon 2 years earlier. And yes, "Willie Jr." guest-stars in some underwater swimming scenes, but there's plenty of adolescent nakedness in both movies.

By: MiltonRandKalman

MiltonRandKalman — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 16:49:41 -0800

NOW THAT'S ITALIAN! This explains how that hack keeps getting work. Has anyone ever said, "Tony Danza yeah he's really entertaining, I'd hire him over John Ritter any day."?

By: infini

infini — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 18:25:41 -0800

mdn: thanks for the explanation. I *feel* very new - and I'm trying to figure it out still.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 18:32:20 -0800

This explains how that hack keeps getting work. It also explains Milton Berle's incredibly long career. ; >

By: bshort

bshort — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 19:04:04 -0800

Wow. The First Rule just doesn't mean what it used to.

By: MiltonRandKalman

MiltonRandKalman — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 19:56:56 -0800

It also explains Milton Berle's According to Berle, Burns smokes a cheap brand because he gets them for nothing from the Consolidated Cigar Company for whom he works. Unable to stand the odor any longer, Berle turned to Burns. "You must be smoking one of those Lawrence Welk cigars." "What's a Lawrence Welk cigar?" asked Burns, reverting to his days as Gracie Allen's straight man. "A piece of shit with a band around it!" quipped Uncle Miltie. - I always loved that story