The Ultimate "Sith" Spolier!
April 18, 2005 3:10 PM Subscribe
The ultimate spoiler! Download the complete, illustrated screenplay for "Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith" here for $4.99. completely legal.
You should divorce her and get the custody. That's no kind of environment to be raising a child in.
posted by sonofsamiam at 3:26 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by sonofsamiam at 3:26 PM on April 18, 2005
one hopes it doesn't end up in the P2P networks, God forbid
posted by matteo at 3:31 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by matteo at 3:31 PM on April 18, 2005
I would side with her. Forcing an adult to watch an ad for a Star Wars movie is cruel. And that room full of Star Wars "investment quality collectables"... its a wonder she puts up with you.
posted by R. Mutt at 3:32 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by R. Mutt at 3:32 PM on April 18, 2005
Wait now, there's a screenplay for the Star Wars prequels?
WHAAAAA?
posted by newfers at 4:51 PM on April 18, 2005
WHAAAAA?
posted by newfers at 4:51 PM on April 18, 2005
Side Question: Are there any conspiracy theories involving R2D2? That little robot manages to be a part of every major incident for five movies straight (and I assume the sixth)
posted by vacapinta at 4:59 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by vacapinta at 4:59 PM on April 18, 2005
How does differ from the version that has been on the P2P networks since the beginning of the month, other than being more expensive?
posted by keswick at 5:08 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by keswick at 5:08 PM on April 18, 2005
I've read it. The fight scenes should be good, the rest of it will suck.
posted by Justin Case at 5:23 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by Justin Case at 5:23 PM on April 18, 2005
Yeah, this movie is bound to crash and sink when it hits the jagged iceburg of George Lucas' ego.
posted by papercake at 5:25 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by papercake at 5:25 PM on April 18, 2005
My childhood means nothing anymore.
posted by borkingchikapa at 5:34 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by borkingchikapa at 5:34 PM on April 18, 2005
Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm out of here.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 5:49 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by robocop is bleeding at 5:49 PM on April 18, 2005
Star Wars has always been more about the visuals then the story, and Episode III looks pretty good...
I mean, we finally get to see a shitload of wookies... at least something will take the bad taste out of my mouth from seeing Boy Boba Fett.
BTW: Newfers rules
posted by Derek at 7:37 PM on April 18, 2005
I mean, we finally get to see a shitload of wookies... at least something will take the bad taste out of my mouth from seeing Boy Boba Fett.
BTW: Newfers rules
posted by Derek at 7:37 PM on April 18, 2005
ooh! ooh! i know the big plot twist!
[spoiler]
it's the sled.
also, amidala is really a man.
posted by pxe2000 at 7:55 PM on April 18, 2005
[spoiler]
it's the sled.
also, amidala is really a man.
posted by pxe2000 at 7:55 PM on April 18, 2005
I did an interview with lucas about the recent changes to the latest starwars release and the new film here
posted by joelf at 8:11 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by joelf at 8:11 PM on April 18, 2005
Virtually every spoiler I've heard is in total harmony with the speculation on a fanboy site I read YEARS ago. He had pieced it together from a myriad interviews, novels, comic books and such ... and was just supplying it as exposition to better understand the original movies.
posted by RavinDave at 8:28 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by RavinDave at 8:28 PM on April 18, 2005
Or you could play LEGO starwars, then you wont have to watch any of the movies.
posted by Iax at 8:28 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by Iax at 8:28 PM on April 18, 2005
I did an interview with lucas about the recent changes to the latest starwars release and the new film here
Princeton Metafilter needs a guy like joelf...
posted by jperkins at 8:32 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by jperkins at 8:32 PM on April 18, 2005
Maybe having the screenplay will let me know when Portman flashes her nips. Because I sure as hell ain't gonna watch it for any acting.
posted by klangklangston at 9:00 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by klangklangston at 9:00 PM on April 18, 2005
Bryan, thanks for the "BTW: Newfers rules"!
It made my night!
And you KNOW I'll be going to see this movie , all kidding aside. I kinda liked the last flick.
posted by newfers at 9:14 PM on April 18, 2005
It made my night!
And you KNOW I'll be going to see this movie , all kidding aside. I kinda liked the last flick.
posted by newfers at 9:14 PM on April 18, 2005
Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm out of here.
Hah! That skit was excellent, nice reference.
posted by nightchrome at 10:00 PM on April 18, 2005
Hah! That skit was excellent, nice reference.
posted by nightchrome at 10:00 PM on April 18, 2005
there's no way this is real.... they don't even list a phone number.
posted by RightsaidFRED at 5:07 AM on April 19, 2005
posted by RightsaidFRED at 5:07 AM on April 19, 2005
it's the sled.
also, amidala is really a man.
Heh. And Palpatine is really Kaiser Souse. And he's a ghost.
posted by unreason at 5:39 AM on April 19, 2005
also, amidala is really a man.
Heh. And Palpatine is really Kaiser Souse. And he's a ghost.
posted by unreason at 5:39 AM on April 19, 2005
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The other night, I was showing my wife the trailer and she gets all huffy and asks, "I thought that guy [Anakin] was a good guy in the other two movies. Why are they all of a sudden making him a bad guy?"
If we hadn't recently had a child together, I would have filed for an annulment.
posted by ColdChef at 3:23 PM on April 18, 2005