Comments on: Hey, this tastes like chicken!

Hey, this tastes like chicken!

DeepFriedTwinkies — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:20:09 -0800

Abstinence splained. (NSFW)
(NSFRepublicans)
(Or the new Pope)

By: DeepFriedTwinkies

DeepFriedTwinkies — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:22:01 -0800

Oh shit. I seem to have wasted a lot of blue. My apologies.

By: DeepFriedTwinkies

DeepFriedTwinkies — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:23:03 -0800

Oh shit. Now I don't have the slightest idea what I am talking about. I will just go have a donut or something. More apologies.

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:27:33 -0800

Prove you're right, you propaganda pussies.

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:29:23 -0800

Remember, the keys to heaven are in your pants.

By: Simon!

Simon! — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:34:12 -0800

The diagrams really sell it.

By: UseyurBrain

UseyurBrain — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:35:24 -0800

That was funny...especially 'ask Dr. Frist': When I said that you could get AIDS from tears what I meant was that getting AIDS could make you cry. Also, you CAN get pregnant from simply touching another person's genitals, providing they're ejaculating and you're touching them with your cervix. I hope this clears things up for you. Remember also that whenever you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

By: pieisexactlythree

pieisexactlythree — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:39:28 -0800

I will just go have a donut or something Would you like a hot dog with that?

By: euphorb

euphorb — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:49:37 -0800

4parents.gov

By: effwerd

effwerd — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:55:43 -0800

That is some hot abstinence.

By: moonbird

moonbird — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:16:41 -0800

My girlfriend and I have been faithfucking through our underwear for the past several months. Shudder.

By: breath

breath — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:30:31 -0800

[this is sacrilarious]

By: nola

nola — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:42:34 -0800

i have been "faith fucking" with my partner for a few weeks now.

By: leftcoastbob

leftcoastbob — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:44:59 -0800

"Prayer rod." I like that.

By: snsranch

snsranch — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:47:59 -0800

pieisexactlythree : EFF JACKIE!!!!!!!! I thought he died of liver failure anyway, that fuckin' fuck.

By: NickDouglas

NickDouglas — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 21:42:07 -0800

Sacrelicious!

By: zardoz

zardoz — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 22:32:57 -0800

Don't forget about Technical Virgin.

By: schyler523

schyler523 — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 22:33:50 -0800

Perfect post for fourtwenty, thanks...I can't stop laughing.

By: BlackLeotardFront

BlackLeotardFront — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 23:33:56 -0800

The Bible states it plainly in Leviticus: "Man shall not lie with man as he does with woman." So there you have it: Standard Missionary is right out. For the gals: you're off the hook. Anything goes. As far as the Lord's concerned, it's Beaver Season all year 'round. and HATE FAGS? You're probably gay. Seek counseling. Gold!

By: Dean Keaton

Dean Keaton — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 23:47:37 -0800

When hugging or kissing your faith partner, you may have noticed a little something getting hard inside his pants. It's called the penis and it means he wants to marry you!

By: dodgygeezer

dodgygeezer — Thu, 21 Apr 2005 05:08:45 -0800

After seeing this site I think I'll be abstaining from hot dogs.

By: RockCorpse

RockCorpse — Thu, 21 Apr 2005 05:34:20 -0800

Humorous, not hilarous. I give it a 6/10. B+ for effort.

By: debralee

debralee — Thu, 21 Apr 2005 06:21:11 -0800

When three or more faith partners do it, it's called "Cluster-trusting".

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Thu, 21 Apr 2005 07:08:29 -0800

Humorous, not hilarous. Sacrilumorous, then?

By: Dome-O-Rama

Dome-O-Rama — Thu, 21 Apr 2005 09:54:17 -0800

Oh man, that Anal section about made me pass out from laughing...

By: raedyn

raedyn — Thu, 21 Apr 2005 09:58:17 -0800

Technichal Virgin - "Everything Butt" These are awesome links. Thanks everybody.

By: horseblind

horseblind — Thu, 21 Apr 2005 12:55:16 -0800

Damn, I'm stupid. I'm reading this while at work. Now people want to know what I'm laughing about. Giggling my ass of here.

By: davy

davy — Thu, 21 Apr 2005 12:58:34 -0800

I wonder why they don't mention condoms and/or oral sex. Is this a plot to get highschoolers infected with HIV?