Gettin the johnson retooled.

April 25, 2005 8:49 PM

My Vasectomy, in pictures and word. It may be old, and the design difficult to look at, and there's some bad jokes and advertising, but interesting nonetheless. And topical. Need I mention, NSFW?
posted by ashbury (11 comments total)

I'm squeamish, already.


posted by AlexReynolds at 9:13 PM on April 25, 2005

"Just one small prick"

I quote! - Seriously!
posted by pieisexactlythree at 9:48 PM on April 25, 2005

Something not mentioned much:
In fact, sperm can remain in the semen for three to six months following your vasectomy.
8 months and still there [though non-motile].
posted by tellurian at 9:53 PM on April 25, 2005

Hey Ian, don't you have to have balls to have a Vasectomy?
posted by j.p. Hung at 9:54 PM on April 25, 2005

topical? topical anaesthetic?
posted by anthill at 10:04 PM on April 25, 2005

Don't you know anything? Topical anaesthetic is delivered between the tropic of cancer and the tropic of capricorn.
posted by dg at 10:31 PM on April 25, 2005

Topical anaesthetic is delivered between the tropic of cancer and the tropic of capricorn

Topic of Cancer? Topic of Capricorn?
posted by StickyCarpet at 11:19 PM on April 25, 2005

Funny, you'd think that sweater would be all the birth control that guy would need.
posted by mexican at 11:53 PM on April 25, 2005

Any other day, I'd probably be clicking that link. I already saw way too many penis/knife combinations on Penn and Teller's show Bullshit tonight. They were taking on circumcision, and owe! I just don't think my empathic response can take any more tonight.

I don't know how I'm going to get to sleep as it is.
posted by willnot at 12:07 AM on April 26, 2005

Ewww... Can we invent a time machine and go back 43 years to give his dad a vasectomy?
posted by BrotherCaine at 8:04 AM on April 26, 2005

If it wasn't for this guy and all of his useful information, I wouldn't be having such great sex today.
posted by dual_action at 10:00 AM on April 26, 2005