Comments on: If you only knew the power of the Darth Side

If you only knew the power of the Darth Side

brownpau — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 08:26:41 -0800

The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster. Vader blogs from under the helmet. Best read out loud in a tinny James Earl Jones voice with mechanized breathing. First post is here. (Historian's note: the blog starts shortly before Empire Strikes Back, and his current entry is written during the storming of Hoth.)

By: Chunder

Chunder — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 08:34:26 -0800

"Tomorrow I may strangle General Veers." and "And do you know who else was with them? C-3P0!Talk about a blast from the past!" Heh - quality :-) I hope that nobody jumps on the bandwagon, and does a Yoda-blog, or JJB-blog...

By: ursus_comiter

ursus_comiter — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 08:53:01 -0800

This doesn't really read like it's the voice of Vader to me. Also, the comments rather spoil the mood. "P.S. Remember when you dog died? That was me. Sincerely, D. Vader"

By: mr.curmudgeon

mr.curmudgeon — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 08:54:32 -0800

"The probe droids have detected an illegal settlement. Mood: optimistastic!" Funny stuff for geeks. mrC

By: gnomeloaf

gnomeloaf — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 09:02:19 -0800

I admit, I laughed at the 419 scam letter in the comments. /geek

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 09:07:26 -0800

I'm amazed it took this long for someone to do a fake Darth Vader blog.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 09:07:43 -0800

~~The Matrix~~ Napoleon Dynamite is real, man....

By: sninky-chan

sninky-chan — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 09:08:20 -0800

Me too, gnomeloaf. Then I looked around guiltily, but nobody else is here. :)

By: tranquileye

tranquileye — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 09:21:02 -0800

And better than the last two Star Wars movies.

By: chococat

chococat — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 09:31:43 -0800

wow. just when i thought nothing could get nerdier than this.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 10:22:20 -0800

I would like to tell you a little story. This goes out to all those bleeding heart hippies out there who sympathize with the rebellion. heh.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 10:44:32 -0800

Starts off too serious, IMO. The latter entries are gold.

By: redfisch

redfisch — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 10:51:14 -0800

XQUZYPHYR, there's a real Darth Vader blog?

By: Four Flavors

Four Flavors — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 11:05:19 -0800

This is good.

By: basicchannel

basicchannel — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 11:34:06 -0800

Some episode 3 spoiler bits a little down the page. Might wanna beware.

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 12:06:44 -0800

XQUZYPHYR, there's a real Darth Vader blog? There was a long time ago.

By: wheelieman

wheelieman — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 12:15:53 -0800

in a galexy far far away..... /sorry but it was right there

By: rocketman

rocketman — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 12:42:57 -0800

(Most people don't know this but His Excellency designs all of our outerwear personally; he has a real flair for geometry, and a great sense of line.) Impressive. Most impressive.

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 14:58:04 -0800

sorry but it was right there That was sort of the point, dude.

By: MiltonRandKalman

MiltonRandKalman — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 16:49:56 -0800

As seen on Luke's Blog Dad said... I see you have constructed a new Movable Type site. Your blog skills are complete. Indeed, you are powerful, as the Emperor has LJed. ;} -- don't you hate it when the folks find the site.

By: Sparx

Sparx — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 17:28:28 -0800

Question: do you want a moment of agony, or an entire history of ache? That is the spirit that underlies the New Order. Understand this, and live in peace. Very Miltonesque.

By: obeygiant

obeygiant — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 17:36:43 -0800

i liked it. i found it refreshing, and humorous.

By: Uther Bentrazor

Uther Bentrazor — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 22:59:35 -0800

It's been done., but maybe not as well.

By: MiltonRandKalman

MiltonRandKalman — Fri, 06 May 2005 17:24:52 -0800

Very Miltonesque. I never said that.