Comments on: Your father was a hamster!

Your father was a hamster!

crunchland — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 13:15:48 -0800

Castle Attack 2 ... Protect your castle from the attacking horde onslaught. You can use your archers, or lob rocks, dump boiling oil, or crush under burning logs. Extra points for accuracy. [note: shockwave, loud music, death, destruction]

By: Mach5

Mach5 — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 13:48:57 -0800

awesome

By: badger_flammable

badger_flammable — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 13:51:16 -0800

nice

By: almostcool

almostcool — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 13:52:30 -0800

I totally think that when you kill the bad archers, they pull a Wilhelm Scream. Yeah, fun.

By: Four Flavors

Four Flavors — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 14:01:37 -0800

Does it get as tedious as the first one?

By: Peter H

Peter H — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 14:04:33 -0800

Damn that's fun THE CASTLE FELL for me at level 6 71746 points 81 crowns 14 Gold 44 Silver 23 Bronze And, (checks time link was posted to now) an hour of my workday! Ha, thanks. Very very cool, especially with the cows and the rolling logs.

By: gurple

gurple — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 14:14:50 -0800

I got to level 7 before my cute little knight guy inside the keep was cut down. Darn battering rams. It said something about up and down arrows to manage the number of archers, but I was frantically hitting the up arrow to no effect.... D

By: robhuddles

robhuddles — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 14:21:16 -0800

I hate to be picky, but your mother's a hamster. You father smelt of elderberries. Cool game, though.

By: Ogre Lawless

Ogre Lawless — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 14:57:47 -0800

You're allowed three archers max and it doesn't appear that once you've croaked them they'll come back, thereby dilluting your workforce. Also burned an hour of my workday. What's the story with those guys who got a kagillion points yet were only on level four? Accuracy multiplier?

By: hackly_fracture

hackly_fracture — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 15:52:10 -0800

Cool cool cool

By: rooftop secrets

rooftop secrets — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 16:56:57 -0800

That was fun. A cut above the usual "free-online-game" drivel...

By: radiosilents

radiosilents — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 17:04:13 -0800

god, i LOVED the first one. thank you.

By: rooftop secrets

rooftop secrets — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 17:21:48 -0800

level 7 135342 points 142 gold 74 silver 47 bronze How did those people get so many points on such low levels? Sheesh. Fun way to blow the afternoon. Now to the bar...

By: jmd82

jmd82 — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 21:07:53 -0800

I had problems with the game lagging like crazy and then goin to normal speed and back for some reason...got really annoying so quit after level 4 =/

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 22:50:26 -0800

Hillarious. I was just thinking that I needed a break from Stronhold: Crusader (and want to finish it so I can legitimately go out and buy Stronghold 2) and I see this. Of course, then I see the "advertising for Stronghold 2" text in the bottom right of this thing. Reasonably fun, but if this is a taste of Stronghold 2, I'm going to be very disappointed.

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Sat, 30 Apr 2005 14:02:03 -0800

I finished on level 5 at 43406 points, 104 crowns: 41 gold 40 silver 23 bronze. ...Eh. I prefer Defend Your Castle! Neato silly stick figures, the game lasts longer, and there's more than just three archers and a couple one shot tricks at your disposal. Besides, it's more fun to pick up the bad guys with your mouse and throw them!

By: LordSludge

LordSludge — Sat, 30 Apr 2005 14:07:55 -0800

The damn cow kills me every time -- this is frustrating!!

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Sat, 30 Apr 2005 21:05:54 -0800

Hmm. 111714, level 7. Once they take out one of your archers, you're toast. ZachsMind -- my wrist will never forgive me for that. Drives me crazy how they reset the number of castle defenders! I can never predict whether it will be worth training more of someting since it may be gone next round. Do you know the pattern?

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Sat, 30 Apr 2005 22:57:21 -0800

...There's a pattern?

By: santiagogo

santiagogo — Sun, 01 May 2005 08:16:12 -0800

181718 level 9 Gold: 155 Silver: 101 Bronze: 42 World Rank: 1362