Hate war? Coward! Great arm? HERO!
May 1, 2005 10:23 AM Subscribe
Sure, you could defend the country, but Houston needs a good defense even more!
Say, do you want to shirk your commitment to the armed forces but flat-out desertion is too controversial
? Become a pro athlete instead! West Point is revising its rules to stipulate that student athletes who join professional sports teams can avoid active duty. The taxpayer-funded military academy will now allow student athletes to reduce their active duty time if faced with the unbearable burden of being offered multi-million dollar pro contracts.
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