One thing leads to another

May 6, 2005 7:02 AM

I was looking around for some information on Lord Berners and came across this. Interesting and good. The root of the URL piqued my curiosity. Who could resist? Certainly not I. What can one say? I mean to say, what can one say? Words fail me so much with this, that, well, what can I say? What would you say?
posted by IndigoJones (9 comments total)

All I can say is: What can one say? I mean to say, what can one say? Words fail me so much with this, that, well, what can I say? What would you say?



Oh wait. Here's something.

Jesus.
posted by soyjoy at 9:11 AM on May 6, 2005

Yep, there sure-all is some weird stuff on the internets. Hoo, doggie.

On the other hand, monkeys are funny.
posted by yhbc at 9:26 AM on May 6, 2005

Ah yes - the Pooter's meet the Marquis de Sade. How sweet!
posted by TimothyMason at 11:05 AM on May 6, 2005

... and bugger that apostrophe ...
posted by TimothyMason at 11:06 AM on May 6, 2005

I say:

You say you like my pictures also. Oh reary?

(I think this is one of the scariest men I've ever seen. Gah!)
posted by Specklet at 11:15 AM on May 6, 2005

Kerrie, much happier already came back and held a pair of very frilly pink panties and a matching blue pair.
'What do you think Barry? Are Kerrie's new panties nice?' her mother asked.
I mumbled, 'Y..y..yes...they are very nice....'
Mother chimed in, 'Don't you think Kerrie is a lucky girl to have such pretty new panties Barry?'

I see Jude Law as Barry, Lili Taylor as Kerrie, and, oh I don't know, Cloris Leachman as the mother. Can you get me a first draft by next week? Thanks.
posted by gramschmidt at 11:48 AM on May 6, 2005

he needed somewhere for all his kink, so invented the internets? : >
posted by amberglow at 11:56 AM on May 6, 2005

Not that Lord Berners, silly. ;-p
posted by yhbc at 12:06 PM on May 6, 2005

Holy crap this stuff is scary.

I just completely lost my phobia of furries. Now my dreams will be haunted by thundering asian men in children's clothing. *shivers*

Isn't there some other thing where skinny guys get off on feeding really fat women? This kind of stuff makes me wish I'd payed closer attention in Psych 101.

I just like vaginas. And breasts. I sort of feel like I'm not hip because I don't have a bizarre fetish.
Vegetables! I can only get off if I'm being fed sesame chicken by a... women draped in .... optical cables? Lord. I'm not good at this sort of thing.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:32 AM on May 7, 2005