This list does exist.

May 10, 2005 3:51 AM

Things That Don't Exist is a list of things which presumably don't exist. Varies from an Amish newscaster to a man who can fart lasers. My personal favorite : a career that will support me after I graduate from art school.
posted by grapefruitmoon (14 comments total)

"A lord of the ring"

I'm lord of my OWN ring. does that count?
posted by lemonfridge at 3:54 AM on May 10, 2005

I was just about to say that there IS, in fact, a Laser-Fart, but they beat me to the punch.
posted by shmegegge at 4:15 AM on May 10, 2005

What? No "pompetus of love"?
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 4:27 AM on May 10, 2005

Truly, these things do not exist.
posted by Drexen at 5:02 AM on May 10, 2005

a career that will support me after I graduate from art school

Hey, didn't you hear? MFAs are the new MBAs.
posted by psmealey at 5:21 AM on May 10, 2005

oops... registration req'd, sorry.
posted by psmealey at 5:23 AM on May 10, 2005

• Loch Ness Monster
• Frankenstein
• Magnum P.I.
• Non-Catholic Gods
• Darth Vader
• The Phantom
• The Beast

posted by veedubya at 7:22 AM on May 10, 2005

spyware on my Mac
Adware on my Mac
A virus on my Mac
A problem with my Mac ever in 5 years
A problem with my Mac

Oh, give it a rest, Jobs.

* goes off to make General Tso's Meatloaf *
posted by yhbc at 7:44 AM on May 10, 2005

Reminds me of George Carlin's The Book Club
A Complete List of Everything That Is Still Pending
posted by stevil at 7:50 AM on May 10, 2005

Military Intelligence?

How about a liberal media?

Or perhaps an honest politician?

Maybe a dominionist fundie that practices christ-like actions?
posted by nofundy at 8:07 AM on May 10, 2005

Consider the set of all sets that have never been considered. Hey! Where'd they all go?
posted by straight at 10:44 AM on May 10, 2005

psmealey, actually I just heard about the new MBA thing on Marketplace yesterday. And previous related thread does exist.

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posted by of strange foe at 11:16 AM on May 10, 2005

of strange foe : I saw that thread, but it didn't actually link to the list itself in the FPP, so I figured an FPP of its own wouldn't hurt. :)
posted by grapefruitmoon at 1:25 PM on May 10, 2005

grapefruitmoon, I enjoyed the list and my link was only intended as cross-reference. It's very hard to keep one's inner librarian in check sometimes. (But apparently the inner grammarian is in hiding.)
posted by of strange foe at 3:25 PM on May 10, 2005