Bring along a demijohn

May 18, 2005 5:18 AM

Captain Cornelius is a superhero and is also an ear of corn. He's probably destined to fall for Zea Mays, who is also corn, and encourages children to invent things.
posted by Wolfdog (5 comments total)

Crikey, I'm embarrassed to admit I live in Illinois. All that was so, so, so, well, corny.
posted by Samizdata at 5:36 AM on May 18, 2005

Damn you, Wolfdog. I've now got the Holy Modal Rounders' version of Hot Corn, Cold Corn embedded in my head. Aargh!

... fair thee well, purty girls
See you in the morning, yes sir!

posted by scruss at 6:24 AM on May 18, 2005

is a superhero and is also an ear of corn

Wolfdog, it's 12:03 pm and I am finally glad I got out of bed today.
posted by scratch at 9:00 AM on May 18, 2005

I've now got the Holy Modal Rounders' version of Hot Corn, Cold Corn embedded in my head.

Glad I'm not the only one.
posted by moss at 12:53 PM on May 18, 2005

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
CORN?!
posted by jenovus at 7:36 PM on May 18, 2005