Collon is delicious! The inside is like if you fed someone only powdered creamer for a year, and then chopped their colon into bite-sized pieces. posted by philscience at 2:59 PM on May 23, 2005
And who doesn't like sweet, refreshing Plussy? posted by clevershark at 3:24 PM on May 23, 2005
Can I get mine with some Calpis on the side? posted by idontlikewords at 3:32 PM on May 23, 2005
If you like this kind of thing, you'll love Vice's Tidbits column. I know that I've seen Chocolate Collon there before. posted by afroblanca at 3:38 PM on May 23, 2005
Although you're pointing out things on the site that no one's linked to before, I just thought I'd bring it up.
Besides that, this is hysterical. posted by shmegegge at 3:45 PM on May 23, 2005
Yeah... this is five years old or more. Good topic for your first (triple) post... posted by jonson at 3:51 PM on May 23, 2005
Well, after two years, I think you deserve to be reminded of it. posted by Citizen Premier at 3:54 PM on May 23, 2005
And if you haven't seen Engrish, you damn well haven't seen its counterpart, Hanzi Smatter. A highlight: Nike shoes with kanji reading "self doubt." posted by NickDouglas at 4:56 PM on May 23, 2005
I just had some collon last night (courtesy of a friend in town from Tokyo bearing candy gifts). In fact, we had a conversation about the hilarious names of Japanese products. I *heart* engrish. posted by shoepal at 5:57 PM on May 23, 2005
Has anyone run across the "Ringrish Teacher"? It was a blog from a while back about a black man teaching english in Japan. I wish I still had the link. He quoted stuff from primary-school kids, like, "Oh, biggu brack man, you have biggu dicku!!!" posted by snsranch at 9:06 PM on May 23, 2005
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