Eww. Extra-long toenails!

May 23, 2005 10:03 PM

Submitted for your disapproval, Lady Yevette's (shudder) toenail gallery. Not to get up in yo grill or anything, but this to me is even ickier than the bling-teeth posted earlier today...
posted by Lynsey (37 comments total)

At least Roxie is fairly symmetrical, those twisty ones do nothing for me.
posted by StickyCarpet at 10:10 PM on May 23, 2005

Way ickier! Horror show icky.
posted by Carbolic at 10:15 PM on May 23, 2005

Couldn't make it half way down the page. Blaaaa
posted by arse_hat at 10:23 PM on May 23, 2005

Why? Just... why??
posted by maryh at 10:25 PM on May 23, 2005

What I thought it was going to be would've been better. Some of them look like a press-on fingernail kit applied on to toenails.
posted by PY at 10:33 PM on May 23, 2005

They're like little hands you can walk on.
posted by cytherea at 10:34 PM on May 23, 2005

Can you imagine the noise she makes walking across a linoleum floor? click click click Ew.
posted by LeeJay at 10:42 PM on May 23, 2005 [1 favorite]

Leejay, across the floor? Or up a tree?
posted by Hands of Manos at 10:49 PM on May 23, 2005

Either way I will be hearing it in my nightmares.
posted by LeeJay at 10:56 PM on May 23, 2005

Yeah, Hands of Manos -- it's like stills from some pornified HG Wells, The Island of Dr. More Toe, a darkly erotic exploration of the perils of genetically combining a hooker with a koala.
posted by melissa may at 11:01 PM on May 23, 2005

or across the ceiling as you sleep?
posted by arse_hat at 11:02 PM on May 23, 2005 [1 favorite]

Reminds me of Howard Hughes.
posted by davy at 11:26 PM on May 23, 2005

AAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH, STOP THAT MUSIC.
posted by Igor XA at 11:31 PM on May 23, 2005

What the hell? Mom?
posted by loquacious at 11:54 PM on May 23, 2005 [1 favorite]

ghet"toes"
posted by Hands of Manos at 11:58 PM on May 23, 2005

If you aren't logged in, you get to see the GoogleAds on the comments page -- every one of which is advertising a different cure for toenail fungus!

Yuck, yuck, yuck.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 12:27 AM on May 24, 2005

I'd rather attend the wedding of Mr. Goatse and Ms. Tubgirl than see that again.
posted by bunnytricks at 12:57 AM on May 24, 2005

"A fully-grown adult female ... may weigh 80 kilos, can run at thirty miles an hour, can jump five feet into the air and simultaneously kick with it's foot, directing the dagger-length toe towards any chosen objective. A swift downward slash of the foot can easily slit open the side of a dog or the stomach of a man."

The Cassowary. At least, that's what I thought of when I saw those pics...
posted by Pinback at 1:58 AM on May 24, 2005 [1 favorite]

To quote Deon Richmond's Token Black Guy character in Not Another Teen Movie:

"Damn. That's wack."
posted by deusdiabolus at 2:57 AM on May 24, 2005

Wallpaper....
of her most sultry feet

No.
posted by isotope at 3:06 AM on May 24, 2005

turrible, just turrible (clutching chest and shaking head). it is bizarre the way some humans ornament themselves. that looks crippling.
posted by tarantula at 3:59 AM on May 24, 2005

Lynsey - I'll never forgive you. never. ever.
posted by taz at 4:20 AM on May 24, 2005

They look good . . . for snatching salmon.
posted by Toecutter at 5:15 AM on May 24, 2005

Can you imagine the noise she makes walking across a linoleum floor? click click click Ew.


*shudder*
posted by kaseijin at 5:28 AM on May 24, 2005

I can't bring myself to click on this link.
posted by orange swan at 5:38 AM on May 24, 2005

Ack. I'm mortified to find that the "model of the month" and I have the same name.

I'm also mortified to find that something like this exists. I knew people had foot fetishes, but, this? Ick.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 5:50 AM on May 24, 2005

Reminds me of Howard Hughes.

Howard Hughes! What he did, what he'd do.

/Looking forward to Rasputina concert on Wednesday
posted by afroblanca at 6:06 AM on May 24, 2005

On the bright side they can now jump out from a shadow and eviscerate their prey velociraptor style.
posted by Lex Tangible at 6:12 AM on May 24, 2005

I was unable to click the link because Websense filed this under "Sex."

Considering the comments here, I think that's a gross mischaracterization.
posted by jennaratrix at 6:47 AM on May 24, 2005

You think this page is bad?
I've seen it in real life.

They seem to prefer flip flops and the like, for obvious reasons.

And yes, it does sound like a small yippy dog running on a hardwood floor when they walk!

*vomits discreetly*
posted by Kellydamnit at 6:51 AM on May 24, 2005

I thought it was going to be a toenail clipping gallery. (Link doesn't seem to be finished, darn it.)
posted by fungible at 6:58 AM on May 24, 2005

Do the chickens have large talons?
posted by Alison at 7:03 AM on May 24, 2005

More disturbing for me than the nasty toe photos is the idea of a list of subscribers secretly, gratefully "gasping with excitement...and feeling totally aroused and addicted" by the latest nasty toe photos, hiding the Visa bill with the Lady Yvette Membership charge from your 'normal'-toed wife...the guilt, the shame. Makes a leather fetish seem so prosaic.
posted by tula at 7:55 AM on May 24, 2005

" I can't bring myself to click on this link."

--nope, me neither. I'm already revolted by the thought alone.
posted by Lebannen at 8:12 AM on May 24, 2005

If only these fine-footed women would allow their toenails to grow a mere two inches more, they could slide around on their linoleum floors instead of walking. That would be oh so glamorous and feminine.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 4:20 PM on May 24, 2005

Speaking of walking... Do these women walk at all? I would think that if they did, they might break a nail...
posted by bugmuncher at 6:17 AM on May 25, 2005

Lynsey - I must thank you for this fabulous fashion link - just in time for summer!
posted by madamjujujive at 6:19 AM on May 25, 2005