Comments on: hefty helping of hip-hop moves

hefty helping of hip-hop moves

madamjujujive — Wed, 25 May 2005 06:17:19 -0800

When beefcake and robots collide. (QT clips, NSFW)

By: jsavimbi

jsavimbi — Wed, 25 May 2005 06:20:34 -0800

Are they all-natural?

By: HuronBob

HuronBob — Wed, 25 May 2005 06:22:54 -0800

That is just disturbing...... I need to go wash my eyes out now!

By: monju_bosatsu

monju_bosatsu — Wed, 25 May 2005 06:54:37 -0800

By: gren

gren — Wed, 25 May 2005 06:56:21 -0800

< mmmgggpppphttthttttbwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhhahhhaaaha>

By: Turtles all the way down

Turtles all the way down — Wed, 25 May 2005 07:00:45 -0800

Why, I'd say that's definitely a treat for the ladies!

By: lemonfridge

lemonfridge — Wed, 25 May 2005 07:11:29 -0800

That looks grossly unnatural and icky. Though i'd never say that to his face.

By: iconomy

iconomy — Wed, 25 May 2005 07:14:47 -0800

Hi mjjj! I can't wait to check these out, knowing your penchant for interesting videos ;) I can't get them to load right now though...so frustrating.

By: gorgor_balabala

gorgor_balabala — Wed, 25 May 2005 07:18:43 -0800

uh...thank...you...that....was...great *hurl*

By: LairBob

LairBob — Wed, 25 May 2005 07:19:06 -0800

That was awesome-the first guy, at least. And those guys are definitely not all-natural. Not only do they have the typical "pro" look, but when you google their names, they don't show up as competing in "all-natural" events, just normal ones, where steroid use is pretty much a given. (Heck, even the guys in the "all-natural" events apparently use steroids...there was a news item about that just a couple of months ago.)

By: fungible

fungible — Wed, 25 May 2005 07:38:19 -0800

And they say there is no God.

By: DemeterMaid

DemeterMaid — Wed, 25 May 2005 07:50:01 -0800

I'd hit it. The first guy, anyway.

By: whatnot

whatnot — Wed, 25 May 2005 07:52:11 -0800

so oily, freaky, and bumpy. and yet, I cannot look away.

By: whatnot

whatnot — Wed, 25 May 2005 07:56:57 -0800

... and is it just me, or does it look like the second guy is coated in shoe polish from the neck down?

By: ddf

ddf — Wed, 25 May 2005 08:34:23 -0800

Wow. How did our culture spawn this phenomenon? To think, I lived next door to a guy that used to do this and was also a magician. *hilarity ensues!*

By: yhbc

yhbc — Wed, 25 May 2005 08:50:01 -0800

Until one of these guys is elected governor (or the local equivalent) in Russia or Iran, I don't think we sophisticated Americans have much to laugh about.

By: Mme. Robot

Mme. Robot — Wed, 25 May 2005 10:05:38 -0800

i definitely feel an "equus" moment coming on...

By: Igor XA

Igor XA — Wed, 25 May 2005 10:27:29 -0800

i want to be on you, i want to be in you, i want to be you! ha ha! ha ha!

By: pracowity

pracowity — Wed, 25 May 2005 10:55:01 -0800

They look like men in men suits.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Wed, 25 May 2005 11:14:41 -0800

This is the best Metafilter post ever. Well, at least in the last week.

By: annaramma

annaramma — Wed, 25 May 2005 11:27:29 -0800

Holy crap pracowity! That's the best description I've seen. Yes, they do "look like men in men suits!"

By: mudpuppie

mudpuppie — Wed, 25 May 2005 12:40:10 -0800

FYI, This post is featured on Alternet.

By: etc.

etc. — Wed, 25 May 2005 16:04:27 -0800

I'd like to see one of these guys go head to head with the boneless kid--to the death!

By: interrobang

interrobang — Wed, 25 May 2005 16:14:15 -0800

How incredibly embarassing.

By: Eideteker

Eideteker — Wed, 25 May 2005 18:17:28 -0800

Hah! I know King personally; he's a really nice guy. And yes, ladies, he's married.

By: slimslowslider

slimslowslider — Wed, 25 May 2005 19:28:25 -0800

I love it when people who have absurd jobs have a sense of humor about what they do.