Cliff's Notes to Utter Destruction
May 25, 2005 12:55 PM   Subscribe

Got a grudge against humanity? Want to destroy the earth? Here's how. I don't want to be gobbled by a strangelet.
posted by goatdog (12 comments total)

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destroy the earth
posted by quonsar at 1:02 PM on May 25, 2005


but honest, you searched...
posted by quonsar at 1:03 PM on May 25, 2005


I wonder how many times the same link would have to be posted before the earth was destroyed?
posted by klangklangston at 1:03 PM on May 25, 2005


this dog was gobbled by a strangelet:

posted by quonsar at 1:05 PM on May 25, 2005


When I viewed the article I got this sponsored link:

GE
GE is committed to solving the world’s toughest problems.

I'm confident that if anyone can solve the Earth destruction problem, GE can.
posted by QuestionableSwami at 1:07 PM on May 25, 2005


Didn't seem too much of a problem for the Vogons
posted by georgeTirebiter at 1:14 PM on May 25, 2005


Sigh. I searched, but since the article I linked to was so new, I didn't look back very far--apparently not far enough. Delete away, #1.
posted by goatdog at 1:22 PM on May 25, 2005


Wow, the same article we've seen a million times repackaged on some add-stuffed science site. I wonder if they paid the guy or just plagerized the hell out of it.

While the origional version was a single add-free HTLM page, this one requires click-throughs to see even more advertizements...
posted by delmoi at 1:32 PM on May 25, 2005


Won't somebody think about the terrorists? I mean, jeeze.
posted by Ogre Lawless at 1:33 PM on May 25, 2005


It's the same guy from the good old meme, I think. Both are Sams at least.
posted by drpynchon at 2:02 PM on May 25, 2005


Good stuff, I needed to do more thumb twiddling today anyway. Now if only those atoms would start spontaneously breaking themselves apart and could they please start with Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and Anna Nicole Smith (yeah, the four dumbasses of the apocalypse! yes, I know there are only three, that's part of the joke and thanks for ruining it by making me explain it).
posted by fenriq at 2:50 PM on May 25, 2005


If total human genocide is your ultimate goal, you are reading the wrong document.

Moving along ...
posted by mrgrimm at 3:46 PM on May 25, 2005


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