Squeeze me!

May 27, 2005 12:56 PM

Sex Advice from Accordion Players! Because sex advice is too important to be trusted to guitarists.
posted by AccordionGuy (11 comments total)

Cute, although I prefer my sex advice from star wars fans.
posted by brain_drain at 1:36 PM on May 27, 2005

Gabriel Byrne says he gets loads of girls with his accordian.

Hookers? Devo? my kinda post!
posted by Smedleyman at 1:42 PM on May 27, 2005

posted by ZenMasterThis at 2:04 PM on May 27, 2005

(normally I wouldn't have done that, but it's Friday afternoon and the caffeine is wearing off, and Weird Al is one of my all-time faves...)
posted by ZenMasterThis at 2:06 PM on May 27, 2005

I don't think there's too much masturbation, unless it's interfering with your accordion practice.

Right on.
posted by Specklet at 2:54 PM on May 27, 2005

You "accordion practice." Sure.
posted by The White Hat at 3:11 PM on May 27, 2005

Your, rather.
posted by The White Hat at 3:12 PM on May 27, 2005

Gabriel Byrne says he gets loads of girls with his accordian.

Yeah, it's the accordian.
posted by LeeJay at 3:15 PM on May 27, 2005

They didn't invite Joey? Bastards.
posted by maudlin at 4:03 PM on May 27, 2005

And one of the guys (on the right in the pic) plays a claviola, not a proper accordion. Claviola is a sexy thing. Sounds like a analog synth.
posted by hoskala at 4:11 PM on May 27, 2005

A great article. I liked this:

How has being an accordion player improved your sexual technique?

I'm a better multitasker. You learn to do different things with your left and right hands. If you have to sing too, then you're doing four things at once.
posted by yclipse at 3:34 PM on May 28, 2005