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June 2, 2005 12:24 AM

This is a bear hello!
posted by Citizen Premier (27 comments total)

wtf??? I swear the bear voice sounded like Iggy Pop. Kind of.

But seriously, wtf? That was like David Lynch and Happy Tree Friends collaborating.
posted by tweak at 12:57 AM on June 2, 2005

reminds me of "Rejected"
posted by alex3005 at 1:33 AM on June 2, 2005

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posted by TwelveTwo at 2:07 AM on June 2, 2005

okaaaaaaaay....
posted by gaby at 2:13 AM on June 2, 2005

Now I am the Lizard Queen!

Uh...
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 4:21 AM on June 2, 2005

Don Hertzfeldt called and wants his style back.
posted by furtive at 4:30 AM on June 2, 2005

That was pretty surreal.. reminds me of.. well, anything by the master of surreal, David Lynch.
posted by renesisx at 4:48 AM on June 2, 2005

oh my dear god. it's like Akira, but more so, with stick people.
posted by blacklite at 5:28 AM on June 2, 2005

I liked it.

Eerie.

Also, "HI!"
posted by Sticherbeast at 5:32 AM on June 2, 2005

W. T. F.

That is all.
posted by psychotic_venom at 5:51 AM on June 2, 2005

i don't think that was really necessary. i mean, we've all been to the internet, right?
posted by es_de_bah at 6:08 AM on June 2, 2005

I think I'd prefer WolfDaddy's version of a bear hello.
posted by BoringPostcards at 6:26 AM on June 2, 2005

Some might also like Puppy Whirl, which is the sequel or something.
posted by Citizen Premier at 6:48 AM on June 2, 2005

oh shit. that's fantastic. :D
posted by nervousfritz at 6:52 AM on June 2, 2005

...and I think I'd prefer a beer hello. At least that's what I drank after watching this ... whatever. HAPPY OLEOBUTTERFAT INVITATION TO AVERAGE LIZARD WAR. That's kinda catchy. Now I just need to learn flash and voila! Art!
posted by WolfDaddy at 8:34 AM on June 2, 2005

I loved it. Pretty much summed up my day.
posted by fungible at 9:01 AM on June 2, 2005

If you liked that, you'll love this. (NSFW). Less confusing but far creepier stuff - check out Salad Fingers in particular.
posted by BigLankyBastard at 9:24 AM on June 2, 2005

I love that people can just create some stupid nonsense and then people pretend it's a deep work of surreal art.
posted by norm at 9:38 AM on June 2, 2005

I like people who think 1/6 comparisons to something that may or may not be "a deep work of surreal art" commends the use of the plural "people"--as in, "people pretend it's a deep work of surreal art."
posted by hototogisu at 11:09 AM on June 2, 2005

I really liked this, but yeah, the guy's a Don Hertzfeldt devotee.

This also reminded me of Natalie Dee.
posted by Specklet at 11:26 AM on June 2, 2005

I'm really glad they had subtitles, because I'm at work and I don't have a sound card.

Also. Sweet.
posted by delmoi at 12:19 PM on June 2, 2005

delmoi, I think that's an asset for this flash, as the audio was horrible an uncompressed. funny how I also thought of David Lynch while watching it. I was reaching for the Control-W to close the tab when it ended, mercifully.
posted by Busithoth at 12:59 PM on June 2, 2005

Terrific-o-mundo! And the sequel's good, too.

That Fat Pie link just leads to a pay porno site...
posted by Marquis at 1:12 PM on June 2, 2005

I think THIS is what FatLankyBastard meant to link to.
posted by Marquis at 1:13 PM on June 2, 2005

I like people who think 1/6 comparisons to something that may or may not be "a deep work of surreal art" commends the use of the plural "people"--as in, "people pretend it's a deep work of surreal art."

At least people can understand what the fuck I'm talking about.
posted by norm at 1:13 PM on June 2, 2005

Let me try again norm:
at the time you posted that, only 6 people had compared this to anything, and only one of them had mentioned david lynch in any way that might be reverential.

in other words, no one thinks this is a profound surrealist work--then again, I think david lynch is a wanker, so a hearty "fuck fuckity fuck" to you too.
posted by hototogisu at 3:01 PM on June 2, 2005

I'm gonna go curl up in a ball and weep softly.
posted by NickDouglas at 1:37 PM on June 4, 2005