The Adventures of Action Item Man

June 3, 2005 12:21 PM

Action Item ManCommissioner: We need you to put a stop to Dr. Diabolical's nefarious plan! Action Item Man: To fully own this challenge, I'll need to be goal-oriented and results driven!
posted by carter (12 comments total)

Awesome.
posted by knave at 12:47 PM on June 3, 2005

I'm pretty sure I work with this guy.
posted by uncleozzy at 1:14 PM on June 3, 2005

I'm pretty sure I work with 12 of these guys.
posted by Thorzdad at 1:18 PM on June 3, 2005

Awesome.
posted by elderling at 1:31 PM on June 3, 2005

I work in the Action Item Hall of Justice....
posted by mpemulis at 1:31 PM on June 3, 2005

I had this comic posted outside of my cube at my last (only) big-corporation job. We had a mongolian hoard of "project managers" that spouted this sort of stuff all day long...
posted by kjs3 at 1:50 PM on June 3, 2005

I'm pretty sure I am this guy.
posted by rush at 2:52 PM on June 3, 2005

The company I work for is full of at least 6,000 of these guys.

Someone please give me a new job :(
posted by cmonkey at 3:26 PM on June 3, 2005

There's a risk of scope creep in these responses. Suggest we redefine our mission and enable a team to dope out the details. Ok who's got the monkey? You? Okay, put it in black and ahite, we don't want to have problems with level-setting.

Asshats!
posted by nj_subgenius at 4:50 PM on June 3, 2005

{I mean these code talkers friends}
posted by nj_subgenius at 4:51 PM on June 3, 2005

{ahite=white}
posted by nj_subgenius at 4:53 PM on June 3, 2005

I wish I didn't get the joke.
posted by mosch at 6:37 PM on June 3, 2005