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Aliens and Children. "This website features a series of drawings made by children who were abducted by aliens for the alien purpose of creating a new race of alien/human hybrids." More goodness from our old friend, Michael Menken.
posted by cedar (21 comments total)

 
Thanks for the fucking nightmares.
posted by ColdChef at 9:20 PM on June 6, 2005


He jokey, yes?
posted by jonson at 9:26 PM on June 6, 2005


Yeah this stuff always gives me the heebie jeebies.
posted by thecjm at 9:58 PM on June 6, 2005


"I learned to be afraid, very afraid especially at night that space aliens would take me."

I too experienced this as a child. I thought it was a result of watching Doctor Who. Is there no end to the fiendish behaviour of these aliens?
posted by Tarrama at 10:05 PM on June 6, 2005


WTF? I find this lack of apparent sanity disturbing.

Although I do await the 2005 release of the Lassen County videos with bated breath.
posted by dersins at 10:07 PM on June 6, 2005


WTF?

there's a whole site dedicated to making them.

no tin-foil needed... just 2 sq. yards of Velostatâ„¢.
posted by pruner at 10:58 PM on June 6, 2005


oops... I effed up the first link.

try this.
posted by pruner at 11:00 PM on June 6, 2005


<dueling banjos from Deliverance>
"Aliens have a real telepathic skill in blocking humans from shooting."
</dueling banjos from Deliverance>
posted by snarfodox at 11:43 PM on June 6, 2005




The kids seem to have drawn all the aliens as smiling? They can't be that evil right? :)
posted by renesisx at 2:38 AM on June 7, 2005


I would have been all for being abducted by aliens at that age if it meant I didn't have to go to school.
posted by fshgrl at 2:58 AM on June 7, 2005


It's nice to know that alarmists come in all different flavors, I suppose.
posted by PossumCowboy at 3:10 AM on June 7, 2005


Won't somebody think of the alien/human hybrid children?
posted by Faint of Butt at 4:23 AM on June 7, 2005


I seriously doubt a child could understand the concept of hybridization, let alone label their cute pictures so thoughtfully as to make sure we "believe."
posted by benightedly_heedful at 4:57 AM on June 7, 2005


I, for one, welcome our new hybrid toddler masters!
posted by BigLankyBastard at 9:23 AM on June 7, 2005




If you wrap a hybrid baby in string, will it implode?
posted by Specklet at 10:50 AM on June 7, 2005


not only are hybrid babies trendy and cool, but they are good for the environment too
posted by nearo at 11:58 AM on June 7, 2005


Blast! Our vastly superior intellects and near-omnipotent psychic powers could not possibly have prepared us for this sheepshank knot! Damn!
posted by iron chef morimoto at 12:02 PM on June 7, 2005


Goblindegook just made my day.
posted by Space Kitty at 4:34 PM on June 7, 2005


(the aliens...)Do not throw and perform other physical human attributes. Refer to Prof. William Calvin's book about human brain development, The Throwing Madonna, or see his website in the links section. Note that there are no drawings on this site depicting alien/hybrid children throwing a ball or playing with it.

don't trust kids who don't play ball
posted by es_de_bah at 6:54 PM on June 7, 2005


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