The Golden Spurtle

June 13, 2005 11:14 AM

Porridge. Lots of Porridge.Not the (allegedly) classic BBC TV comedy, but the stuff you make from oats and that's fed generations of Scots. And now you too can attempt to win the Golden Spurtle and be crowned the World Porridge Making Champion. Some light relief for a Monday..
posted by Nugget (10 comments total)

They'll need a blonde chick for a judge.
posted by jonmc at 11:19 AM on June 13, 2005

Ready Brek, central heating for kids!

Not to be confused with Carlsberg Special Brew, which is, of course, central heating for tramps.
posted by veedubya at 12:08 PM on June 13, 2005

Gracious!
Why do I always have to be the one to make the entirely irrelevant references to Genesis P-Orridge, huh?
posted by Dr. Wu at 12:52 PM on June 13, 2005

Golden Spurtle would work much better as a porn award.
posted by Vulpyne at 12:57 PM on June 13, 2005

"They'll need a blonde chick for a judge."

Naturally, however, I think the only chick they're likely to get is this one..
posted by Nugget at 2:59 PM on June 13, 2005

Porridge is disgusting. Not the TV show, that was fine. The breakfast. Yuck.
posted by dg at 7:42 PM on June 13, 2005

I love porridge. The local supermarket practically gives away its own brand of quick oats.

Cook it with an extra 1/2 cup of water, let cool, and add honey. Delicious.
posted by emf at 5:15 AM on June 14, 2005

dr. wu, is it really very refined to pronounce "its" name that way? "It" does not, after all, resemble sticky oats.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 7:06 AM on June 14, 2005

Seems like once you win four times you are translated to the Great Oatfield in the Sky.

Porridge is really quite good - simply mash in a kipper, add a Mars Bar and deep fry.
posted by TimothyMason at 11:47 AM on June 14, 2005

*vomits*
posted by dg at 3:55 PM on June 14, 2005