Thou shalt not reference conspicuously consumed items (examples include Palm Pilot cases, Nokia cell phone enhancements and $200 lip gloss) within a blog.
Thou shalt not blog about what one had for lunch.
Thou shalt write in complete sentences, applying publishing house reference books to the blog.
Thou shalt adopt an angry stylistic tone.
Thou shalt avoid linking such odious mainstream sources such as Yahoo News and Salon.
Thou shalt not comment upon what another blogger thinks of your blog.
Thou shalt refrain from adopting such silly concepts as non-negative blogging.
Thou shalt, under no circumstances, use the words "cool," "great" or "peachy" to describe your state of mind.
Thou shalt implement an anti-bourgeois, populist take within the blog to quash the blog elitism.
Thou shalt not lust after other bloggers.
Thou shalt place frequent bolding, underlining and rollover HTML tags within blog entries to distinguish the blog from less pure blogs.
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