Comments on: Unnecessary Censorship

Unnecessary Censorship

haricotvert — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:51:57 -0800

Censorship is bad, but this is F*****ing hysterical. And by "F*****ing", I of course mean "Friday posting" (Quicktime movie. Extremely sfw yet, oddly, not)

By: oddman

oddman — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:00:31 -0800

Is the rest of Kimmel's show this good? If it is, I may have to start watching it.

By: fungible

fungible — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:03:16 -0800

Not really, it usually blows. But even "The Man Show" had its brilliant moments, they're just not reliably brilliant.

By: cheerleaders_to_your_funeral

cheerleaders_to_your_funeral — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:06:47 -0800

God damn, that was good. Simple humor, sure, but great never the less. Blacks are gagging on the *, but are not yet ready to swallow the *? What on earth was he saying in the first place?

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:13:35 -0800

reminds me of the cartoon network commercials where they do this to old superfriends episodes. Batman: Yes, Robin, they really f****d us this time. Robin: Those evil b*****s. etc... very funny stuff, thanks.

By: GernBlandston

GernBlandston — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:21:58 -0800

This was, dare I say, better than ManPons.

By: yeahyeahyeahwhoo

yeahyeahyeahwhoo — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:22:45 -0800

great!

By: Floach

Floach — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:28:00 -0800

Hilarious. Grover and the Asian boy.... Thanks.

By: MrMoonPie

MrMoonPie — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:28:59 -0800

My favorite, not on this "best of" reel, is from the Honey Bunches of Oats commercial: "It's like a mouth full of j*"

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 10:50:46 -0800

Very amusing indeed.

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 10:55:32 -0800

"Blacks are gagging on the donkey but not yet ready to swallow the elephant."

By: Hat Maui

Hat Maui — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 10:59:50 -0800

it's a great bit, definitely the best thing i've ever seen on kimmel. wish i'da thought of it. for my show. that doesn't exist.

By: shoppingforsanity

shoppingforsanity — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 11:02:30 -0800

That is freaking hilarious! Thanks so much for posting that - it made my Friday :)

By: Rubbstone

Rubbstone — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 11:04:00 -0800

"Blacks are gagging on the donkey but not yet ready to swallow the elephant." Isn't that almost worse if by shear increase in numbers

By: leftcoastbob

leftcoastbob — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 11:07:49 -0800

This was juvenile, offensive, and degrading to everyone involved. Freakin' hilarious!

By: blendor

blendor — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 12:13:47 -0800

I couldn't stop laughing, thanks! The Richard Simmons bit was my favorite - think they were going for "shiny balls" on that one?

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 13:51:08 -0800

Brilliant.

By: unsupervised

unsupervised — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 14:37:25 -0800

Agreed. Is Joel Hodgson (of MST3K) still a writer on Kimmel?

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 15:19:06 -0800

i've got to go along with everyone else ... very funny

By: rafter

rafter — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:30:47 -0800

What was the food that tastes like chicken?

By: DeepFriedTwinkies

DeepFriedTwinkies — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 18:50:15 -0800

What was the food that tastes like chicken? posted by rafter at 4:30 PM PST on June 17 [!]

pancakes

By: Extopalopaketle

Extopalopaketle — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 19:36:36 -0800

pakoras

By: rafter

rafter — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 19:44:17 -0800

The question was meant as: did they Photoshop the answer, or can someone think of a food that has 5 or 6 letters, starts with P, and ends with Y?

By: Balisong

Balisong — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 19:45:35 -0800

Puppys

By: Extopalopaketle

Extopalopaketle — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 19:53:31 -0800

parsley (ugh. i hate parsely)

By: effwerd

effwerd — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 19:55:55 -0800

Very funny indeed. I totally *** my *** and *** up my ***.

By: Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 20:33:50 -0800

Poultry? (Would explain the laughter, and also the high score?)

By: slimslowslider

slimslowslider — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 22:22:00 -0800

For a late-night show Jimmy Kimmel is pretty good (also, I don't get cable). He gets B-list guests, but he has a lot of fun, either with them or at their expense. Anybody see the episode with the professional voguer? Amazing.