Barbie Deconstructed

June 20, 2005 6:50 PM

Breast brooches and butt bracelets: Barbie bits as jewelry. More here.
posted by Orb (22 comments total)

Creepy.
posted by Faint of Butt at 6:53 PM on June 20, 2005

Expensive.
posted by oddman at 7:00 PM on June 20, 2005

I likes 'em, but I wonder how Mattel would respond to this. They've been notoriously litigious in the past.
posted by incrediblemelk at 7:18 PM on June 20, 2005

I'm suddenly going through another case of the WhyDidn'tIThinkOfThats.
posted by ArsncHeart at 7:18 PM on June 20, 2005

Barbie bits become baubles. Sheesh.
posted by jenovus at 7:20 PM on June 20, 2005

This is the scariest thing I've seen since...
posted by odinsdream at 7:26 PM on June 20, 2005

Breast of the web indeed.
posted by Fat Guy at 7:26 PM on June 20, 2005

Creepy.
-Faint of Butt

Now that's hilarious.
posted by bigtimes at 7:27 PM on June 20, 2005

Extreme weirdness. Can't... look... away...
posted by Fozzie at 7:30 PM on June 20, 2005

Brilliant. Brilliant brilliant brilliant. The brooches are my favorite. And Mattel doesn't have a legal leg to stand on; if Margaux backs down, she's an idiot.
posted by mediareport at 7:37 PM on June 20, 2005

Creepy. I like.
posted by dg at 8:23 PM on June 20, 2005

But y' cain't buy em!
posted by longsleeves at 8:25 PM on June 20, 2005

Truely excellent. Brooches are really cool indeed. Great find, Orb. Thanks!
posted by NewBornHippy at 8:40 PM on June 20, 2005

Hans Bellmer called and wants his creepy take on uncanny valley back.

Good post.
posted by JGreyNemo at 9:15 PM on June 20, 2005

This isn't even worth discussing
posted by Thayer-P at 9:18 PM on June 20, 2005

excellent find - thanks Orb!
posted by madamjujujive at 9:18 PM on June 20, 2005

Now that's what I call objectification!
posted by Lush at 9:29 PM on June 20, 2005

This isn't even worth discussing

And yet you graced us with this fine comment!
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 10:22 PM on June 20, 2005

So expensive, I will punch their plums.
posted by ScotchLynx at 11:13 PM on June 20, 2005

another case of the WhyDidn'tIThinkOfThats

Yeah me too. These are fantastic.
posted by nomis at 11:32 PM on June 20, 2005

It's just a bunch of Ken cocks now.
posted by pracowity at 10:01 AM on June 21, 2005

Bandwidth Limit Exceeded

we killed it
posted by anastasiav at 7:58 PM on June 22, 2005