Comments on: Plushies are so last week

Plushies are so last week

DeepFriedTwinkies — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 21:47:44 -0800

My name is Simon 'Skunky' Morrison, and I very love animals. Gracious.

By: dersins

dersins — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 21:56:33 -0800

Oh lord. Thanks a lot, DeepFriedTwinkies. I feel dirty having read that.

By: fungible

fungible — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 21:58:06 -0800

This is a weird fucking world. I love it.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:03:23 -0800

Strange, I feel a strong and sudden urge to go have a long crap.

By: uncanny hengeman

uncanny hengeman — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:03:55 -0800

Sorry. I was getting mixed up with Cory Williamson and thought this post was gonna get pulled quick smart, being a double post and all. (Very well could have been Cory Williamson's site!)

By: icosahedral

icosahedral — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:14:25 -0800

I can't decide what's stranger -- the captions themselves, or the fact that my brain chose Wallace Shawn's voice to vocalize them in my head.

By: KevinSkomsvold

KevinSkomsvold — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:15:01 -0800

MetaFilter: I very like to observe her and touch her inflated belly. It's great!

By: luriete

luriete — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:17:57 -0800

MetaFilter: We're window-peepers in a polymorphously perverse world.

By: Viomeda

Viomeda — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:18:10 -0800

whoa completely nuts, bloody crazy, a very psycho.

By: dg

dg — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:20:56 -0800

Obligatory bunny link. This is just wrong on so many levels.

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:24:15 -0800

Shoot a bunny three times and call me in the morning.

By: mediareport

mediareport — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:42:54 -0800

I'm gonna ignore the captions and the link to Pregfur, I think. Yes, that's for the best. Cute and funny, nothing more. A harmless ode to the joy and beauty of pregnant life. *backs away from keyboard slowly*

By: crapulent

crapulent — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:44:05 -0800

Wow. I guess there's nothing wrong with looking...but it does concern me that he wants his dog to be ever-pregnant.

By: squalor

squalor — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:49:28 -0800

Bravo Skunky! One of the greatest things about the web is the way is shows that your passing thought can be somebody else's entire reason for living.

By: rabble

rabble — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:53:47 -0800

dreamsign said: Yeah, what the fuck was THAT all about?

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:54:52 -0800

I need mental floss.

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 23:16:03 -0800

Here ya go.

By: Sticherbeast

Sticherbeast — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 23:33:23 -0800

I can't decide what's stranger -- the captions themselves, or the fact that my brain chose Wallace Shawn's voice to vocalize them in my head. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAA Oh man. Walp. Time to claw my eyes out.

By: taz

taz — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 02:08:47 -0800

My big brain has reviewed all the options and prefers to go with: "among the top 10 internet trolls of all time". *repeats, over and over: it's just a troll, it's just a troll...*

By: Mayor Curley

Mayor Curley — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 03:54:28 -0800

It might be a troll, but there are so many photos. The amount of effort suggests that it's real even if the fake-sounding captions don't.

By: gorgor_balabala

gorgor_balabala — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 05:22:08 -0800

ooo...primates!

By: caution live frogs

caution live frogs — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 05:25:57 -0800

I would have read the entire thing, if not for the Rodents page. Bats and rabbits aren't rodents. Clearly if he doesn't love animals enough to figure out that basic fact, he's not worth the effort to read it all through. At least he doesn't love animals so much that he tries to impregnate them himself and take photos.

By: Thayer-P

Thayer-P — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 06:53:36 -0800

Is this a self post?

By: Specklet

Specklet — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 09:54:17 -0800

Whoa, momma. Just when I thought I'd seen it all. (No pics, but very, VERY NSFW.)

By: tommasz

tommasz — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 14:56:38 -0800

Thank you, Intarweb, for lifting the veil of obscurity that hid all those pregnant animal lovers and kept them from my sight. Now I must wash my eyeballs and fingers.

By: scarabic

scarabic — Fri, 24 Jun 2005 09:55:36 -0800

Anyone remember how to find that site with all the drawings of Fox-people fellating each other? Google is turning up nothing but topless pics of Samatha Fox.